~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #59~ - 15th of
April 2003~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Hi, my name is Mark and I'm an alcoholic....oh wait, that's tomorrows
speech, oh well :P***~CMDR's Rant~***
As I've already said to our WC, I'm sorry for the lateness of this report, when you work heaps over the weekend and have 5 tests on both Monday and Tuesday its hard to find time to write anything else.
*** ~Squadron News~***
*Problems on the M/FRG Phoenix/New Flight Leader*This is Mark Sowrder of Challenge News reporting.
Over the last several weeks we have received reports of several problems escalating on the Phoenix. We can confirm that these problems consist of Coffee missing, everyone's pillows being stolen and general clumsiness on some ones part.
All of a sudden in the last 36 hours these problems have stopped much to the delight of several Reservists.
The investigation in continuing and we will keep you informed.
On a totally unrelated topic, Tornado Squadron on the Challenge welcomes back Maj Hev Randrowan, whom has spent the several last weeks in the Reserves. He has filled a vacant FL spot and seems happy about being back.
Welcome back Hev, Tornado Squadron has missed you.
This is Mark Sowrder of Challenge News reporting.
That's right ladies and gents, Hev has returned to us as a FL, welcome back mate. We are slowly getting back into greatness, lets continue, id actually like to have a good MSE at the end of this month for a chance.
I really hate having the same goals over and over every month since they ain't fulfilled.
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*
Im suspending it for the moment. Due to lack of Interest, plus its not fun when i win IS-BW after IS-BW.
Will be starting up again in a week or two.
*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tornado is in desperate need of pilots, get out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers, dogs, i don't care, lets just get some people in here.
We may be getting another pilot, but that's not an excuse to slack off. GET OUT THERE AND RECRUIT.
*TIE Golf*
The objective is to get the Lowest score possible without in game cheats,
Current mission is FREE-TIE 56.
I'm winning, if your going to make a move Styles, make it now :P
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Tornado Webpage*
http://tornado.squadron.org/
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly the Wing Comp TIE Golf (Any info needed ask me or the WC)~
*PRIORITY*~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
Congrats to Demos who is the new COM of the ISD Challenge.***~Fleet News~***
I want to make my stance quite clear on this whole DB
situation.I support the EH, i am not a member of the DB, therefore the whole thing doesn't concern me, I've made it clear i support the EH for the last two years and i will continue to do so, HOWEVER i will not sign the pledge of loyalty, I've proven i support the EH, i may have problems with some people, i may loose my temper and yell and rant, but i still do what i think is best. I fully support the EH.
Normally i wouldn't say something like this on a report, but due to Mike's post on the Tactical Office msg board, saying if we don't sign it we will be fired I've decided to say something.
Im not going to force any of you to sign this, frankly i couldn't care. If you want to follow the "Rebellion" i wish you the best of luck. Its your choice, i know where some of you stand, the rest of u can tell me, or not, i don't care. Its your career, do what you want with it, I've worked far too hard to get where i am today. I wish those leaving the best of luck, they are doing what they think is right.
Best of luck guys, your making the wrong choice in my eyes, but still bests of luck.
Tornado (and the wing) sign the loyalty form if u want, i wont treat you any different.
I wont hold you back cause u don't sign a stupid form, you have all proven to me your loyalty, and thats enough for me.
We are all entitled to our own thoughts, feelings and choices.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
LC Master4/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #203 - Battle For Myrkr (33,307)
4/11 Flew TIE-FREE #193 - Red Baron's Demise (2,750)
4/14 Awarded IS-BW (For TIE Golf-Round 5)
4/? Wrote Fiction
4/? Mission Creation
4/? Marked IWATS tests
MAJ Hev Randrowan
4/12 Joined Tornado
4/14 Flew TIE-TC Battle #65 - Pruscian Betrayal, Part II (48,059)
LT Ivan Steiner
*Pokes* Activity NOW!
LT Miackus
4/? Working on Battle Plotline.
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://tornado.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LT Miackus (Jonothon@nihill666.freeserve.co.uk)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 0
FCHG Average: 619.5
Combat Rating Average: 31
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to
the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the
CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's
winner is:Hev, for returning to the best squad there ever was & ever will be.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Those who haven't joined Tornado, what's wrong with you all!!!!!
***~Quote of the Week~***
<MAJ_RazoR> Amadeo: Translate this:<MAJ_RazoR> Frey trägt Weibersöckchen während er sich einen Fish ins rechte Ohr steckt
[5:06pm] <Amadeo`> On Fridays, Frey alternates between masturbating into a sock and a dead fish?
[5:06pm] <Freysta> that fits perfectly Hev :P
<MAJ_RazoR> If you say so, Frey...
~*shudders*
***~Site of the Week~***
http://tornado.squadron.org/Go Now!
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
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