Hey, wadda ya know... looks like one time, a Tornado WSR is in time:)
FL MAJ Hev Randrowan reporting in cause our CMDR is busy RL with some heavy lif... err... keeping social ties to members of the opposite sex...
*takes a look at his notes...*
***~The Usual
Suspects~***
LC Master:I remember him cursing bout badly designed XWA missions... seems as he did some Mission-testing of somekind.
MB activity.
On leave.
MAJ Hev Randrowan:
Stole 7 pillows this week... consumed 21 liters of coffee...
Along drawing some GFX, some MB activity and Recruitment effort, I managed to pull all the non-sense you can find in this report out of my fingers only 30 minutes after getting up:)
LT Ivan Steiner:
The last thing I saw of him was that he locked himself into his locker along with some magazines from under Master's bed...I wonder when the batteries of his flashlight will be drained...
No activity for him....
LT Miackus:
<MAJ_RazoR> okay, other question: What you managed to do this week?:)
[5:19am] * `Mack got really annoyed and ended up knocking a porta-toilet over.
[5:19am] <`Mack> does that count?
Along spitting furballs into my coffee and chewing holes into my socks I think the Goat of Vengeance actually annoyed some people on the Daedalus Roster.
***~Tornado Soap~***
Challenge Cantina, a Gungan and a Goat sitting on a couch, emptying one
bottle of beer after the
other....Hev lowered his bottle and turned it upside down... empty...
" *Burp!* Miack... you know what?"
Miack, finally managing to seperate his eyes from his bottle.
"*Burp* What?!"
" *Burp* What's the point in having lotsa Flight Members? Don't you think we have it far easier without them around?" he raises a new bottle of beer.
"More beer for us... noone asking stupid questions , noone nagging, noone forcing us to actually take care for..."
" *Burp* Yeah... sooo true...* Miack prods an empty bottle of beer and sends it rolling down the cantina. "You still got beer?"
Hev turns the his last bottle upside down... " *Burp* No... looks like we got to fetch some more...."
Both Miack's and Hev's eyes focussed the fridge 20 meters away on the opposite end of the cantina... noone moved, rather they simply looked into
each others eyes, simultaneously shouting the one sentence.
"WE NEED FMS!!!!"
***~Squadron
Orders~***
Miack and Hev: "We want a girl!"Master : "I want minions!"
Frey: "I want a filled and active Tornadosquad!"
3 Questions, one answer:
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike (I know, should be psychological
warfare)COMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://tornado.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LT Miackus (Jonothon@nihill666.freeserve.co.uk)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
***~Addendum~***
Okay, let's see what's left.... ah yes: Styles! "HarHar" cause
Master says he'll beat you in TIE Golf.So, that's it, enjoy and don't let the Goat get your linen...
FL/MAJ Hev Randrowan/Tornado 2-1/WingX/ISD Challenge
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