Odin Squadron
Validus
Auxilium eccere limes a Victoria
Might and Power is the path to Victory
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A Reading from the Book of Odin, Chapter 12
----------------- News -----------------
Squadron News
Not much happening at the moment.
Fleet News:
Check
www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
Medals:
IS-BR
to Kael! He won the WSR design challenge.
LoA to Kelh. He submitted a fiction/song parody to the Newsletter! (see bottom
of Report)
Transfers:
None
Total Pilot files: Seven
----------------- Surf's up! -----------------
Howdy Folks back again, this time I
bring you a short version of this week’s acitivties! This week I myself have
had the honor of recieving the Challenge-robes of crazyness by LT Miack and MAJ
Hev Randrowan.
In other news LC Thorn of Crusader Squadron
has departed too join Wing III as their WC and in his place returns our most
beloved Vladet Xavier yay!
On top of that we recieved word from
Valkyrie Squadron, aka Blackhole squadron. I will keep you posted about
developments!!
Pillow news:
This week multiple pillows have been
stolen, including mine several times.
Yours truly has discovered the pillow
hide-out, for a small fee I can get your pilow back
That's basicly it for the
Week, not much mutts on IRC, so get your ass over too IRC f00's !
Respectfully submitted
Kael Malah'k
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----------------- War Room -----------------
Did you
guess it? Resurgence Results are AWOL!
High Score Comps! Fly XvT TC 68 and XWA TC 35! You have until the 15th.
SSL Round 6 – Four solid scores
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Activity -----------------
CPT Yoda –
XvT F 138 (June 7)
CMDR Duties.
Preparing for half yearlies (Exams)
CM Kael -
WSR Design!
MSN contact.
LCM Apophis Kuma -
Flight Report
Appointed TCC:XvT! Gratz!
TIE F 230 (June 8)
XvT TC 17 (June 7)
XvT TC 34 (June 6)
XvT F 138 (June 3)
TIE F 229
Submitted a WSR template, but was just too late.
LT Ghorg
XvT F 138 (June 6)
MAJ Kelh -
XvT F 138 (June 8)
----------------- Squadron
Commander’s Office -----------------
Guys I want to see
all of you on IRC and the Message Boards. I consider downloading mIRC one of
the best things I have done in my time in the Tie Corps. I met lots of cool
people, and actually met one of them in RL. So what have you got to lose?
If you have been reading my WSRs, you will have noticed the abundance of funny
quotes from IRC. They will get longer, and longer, until you all go online.
* ThornBUSY is now known as ThornBATH
<CPT_Yoda> thats not needed
* CPT_Yoda imagines a wookie in the bath
<MAJ_DarkC> lol
<JoeyC> wha? :P
<CPT_Yoda> thorn . STATUS - bath. Species – Wookie
<CPT_Yoda> Joey. STATUS - slow on the uptake. Species - ERROR!
<JoeyC> LOL
<MAJ_DarkC> lol
<JoeyC> i'm logging that :P
<CPT_Yoda> i got it first
* JoeyC is now known as JoeyBRB
* JoeyBRB is now known as JoeyC
<CPT_Yoda> ya know...most of us would just say "brb"
<JoeyC> didn't have time :P
<JoeyC> besides, since when have i been like most of you? :P
<CPT_Yoda> ah...
<CPT_Yoda> *logs*
<JoeyC> lol
<JoeyC> how is that worthy of a WSR? :P
<CPT_Yoda> its you....thats gotta sell some copies.
<JoeyC> meh, good point
* JoeyC reaches for the stars
<CPT_Yoda> well....actually..
<CPT_Yoda> studies have proven that WSRs mentioning JoeyC are 200% more
likely to be reused as toilet paper than those without.
<JoeyC> :D eat your heart out Sorbent >:)
<CPT_Yoda> and FYI,
<CPT_Yoda> its 467% more efficient to type brb than change your nick
<CPT_Yoda> to reflect that your name is Joey, and that you will be right
back
<JoeyC> >:P
<JoeyC> but it's 32897397% more likely to piss everyone off, hence i do
it :P
* CPT_Yoda bows down in the face of true maths
<CPT_Yoda> and application in the real world
Note that Kael won the WSR design comp, the first
submission. He won immediately because it was past the deadline, and I
therefore had nothing to compare it to. This is the way my comps work. I like
to give medals out.
Citations
XvT -34
XWA -12
Total -46!
Assignments
XvT Pilots – SSL Round 7. It is
very important to get in prime position for the playoffs. You should have
received my email, but in case you didn’t, its XvT F 118.
Squadron
Members
Six. Be on the lookout for a FL.
----------------- FCHG and CR
standings -----------------
[1281] CPT Pickled
Yoda (41)
[550] MAJ Z'Harm Kelh
Gasu'lk (13)
[337] LCM Apophis Kuma
[67] CM Kael Malahk
[63] LT Ghorg
[35] LT Porshakka
CPT Pickled Yoda / Wing XIII / ISD Grey Wolf / lots and lots of medals
I leave you now with Kelh’s Song Parody!
TIE Pilot - Too much spice
I was gonna fly my xvt until i got high
I gonna get up and connect the stick but then i got high
my xvt is still messed up and i know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to #ehcoc before i got high
I coulda played and i coulda won but i got high
i am waiting for the next comp and i know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go do BSFs but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm taking IWATS and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna get HCIed before I got high
I was gonna admit my faults there but then I got high
they killed my whole career and i know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I wasnt gonna rant on the IRC but I was high
I was gonna be funny, sweet and friendly but i was high
Now I was just kicked out - because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna submit lotsa PLTs until I got high
I was gonna design a XWA battle but then I got high
now the CMDR sent me to RSVs and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna make my FL happy but then I got high
I was gonna eat them rebels too but then I got high
now I'm rotting here and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I messed up my entire career because I got high
I lost my medals and rank because I got high
now I'm sleeping in the garbage collector and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont get any points I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]