Thunder Weekly Squadron Report #12

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An offer to anyone interested. I will create your uniform! Yes for the low cost of NOTHING I will create your uniform in the usual carrotty 3 uniform style. For an example look at my profile. –Fritz yours is on its way

Everyone! Recruit so that Alexi can't enjoy an empty flight!

THUNDER's ORANGEST Fiction Comp!



For details scroll down to the competitions section or check the messageboard

Funnies/quotes/other assorted fun :) :

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup,
the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Your husband is suffering from
severe, long-term stress and it's affecting his cardiovascular system. He's
a good candidate for either a heart attack or a stroke. If you don't do the
following four things, your husband will surely die".

"First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work
in a good mood."

"Second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a
good frame of mind before he goes back to work."

"Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with
household chores."

"Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving stress, have
sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim in bed."

On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and asked, "So, I
saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. What did he tell
you?"

"You're going to die," she replied.




Communication:

EMAIL: Here is a listing of all the emails of Thunder Squadron, because I dont particularily trust the thunder_squadron yahoogroups. sgeers@hotmail.com, achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com, darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com, pat_r_ick@hotmail.com, Hobbesforever@aol.com

AIM:

Alexi – Hobbesforever

Tigurius - cha0ticzM00S3

Fritz Von Stukart - Commodore Frtz

Shadow - Devorous

me (Stuart) - ltsgeers



Messageboard: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

I love to chat with you guys, about RL and EH issues and occurrences :) Feel free to contact me at any time on AIM (ltsgeers) MSN (sgeers@hotmail.com) IRC (`Stuart), email (sgeers@hotmail.com or carrot@isdchallenge.org), or ICQ at 25819021.

News:

TIECorps News: http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp

Wing X News:



- Competition with Wing XX pending

- Tempest’s new webpage (not half as good as ours ;) ) http://tempestsquadron.mine.nu apparently they haven’t heard of Minos.net



Thunder News:

-Wing X battleboard... Thunder’s is now complete! http://www.minos.net/~styles/index.htm

- Both of my webcams are now up at http://tccc.tiecorps.net check in every once and awhile to make sure I'm working :)

- Thunder's Orangest Runon Comp is approved and now running! Get writing!

Recruitment : We are getting close to empty, PLEASE contact any people you know that are interested in Star Wars. Recruit!! (for recruits our WC is offering 1 ISM per and for 5 or more a PC :) plus the TIECorps has official medals for getting recruits)

Comps:

Thunder Orangeist Run-on competition

The opportunity to create your commander's fictional background is here! It will work as follows:



There are 3 rounds. The first round will begin with portion written by me and a very loose chain of events. You will then make the story of your Commander's life up until a specified point! Everyone has two weeks, or until all interested parties have submitted, to submit their entry at a minimum of 600 words. The entries will be judged by me with the winner for that round receiving an IS-BR. After the winner is declared the story will continue from the winning entry until the next specified point following a very loose chain of events. This is then repeated for the third and final round.



Start of story:
It was a muggy day on the planet Kaal...

Guidelines:
-Childhood story
-must include pet beaver 'Fluffy'
-Parents are VERY wealthy farmers, who earned nobility with their large operation
-Takes place on planet Kaal
*-First chunk ends just before adolesence

Information about home planet (Kaal):
http://www1.theforce.net/CUSWE/planrace.asp?search=PlanK
http://www.swrpg.net/supplements/planetguide/k.htm
http://www1.theforce.net/CUSWE/search.asp?search=kaal&EandD=EyDy&no=10

Training Session Competition





Every Squadron is supposed to fly



TIE Free #233

or

XvT Free #139

or

XWA Free #102





The submissions of Black Eagle Flight will be counted seperatly. The Squadron that is beating their average score will receive an extra award. Well, their pilots :)



Deadline of the Competition is the 26th June.



Good Luck and have fun !


Arrivals: None :(

Departures: None :)

Medals/Awards: None

Activity:

CPT Stuart:

- MB activity

- WSR

- MUDDing (if you want more info on the MUD email me!)

- Usual boring CMDR stuff

- Set up fiction comp



LCM Fritz Von Stukart:

- Email Contact

- No Flight Report!

- Requested Uniform on its way


CM Shadow:

- MSN contact

CM Tigurius:
– AIM contact


CM Alexi Stukov
-MB activity
-AIM presence
-Submitted Flight Report



Total missions = 0

Total LoCs = 0

Total IWATS = 0

Roster:

THUNDER SQUADRON OF WING X : Escort
COMMANDER: CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Eyes of the Storm, The Thunder From Down Under
BANNER: thunder.gif
MOTTO: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell
HOMEPAGE: http://thunder.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Beefy Ones
Motto: Just Moo It
1) CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Thunder's Talons
Motto: 'Feriens Tego' - Striking I Defend
1) LCM Fritz Von Stukart (achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) CM Tigurius (pat_r_ick@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dogs of War
Motto: Gloria Statim - Instant Glory
Homepage: http://thunder_3_1.tripod.com/thundersquadron-dex/
1) CM Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA






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