Weekly Squadron Report
by CMDR/CM Joey C
14/06/2003
"Why
does a man endanger his job, yes even his life, by asking me for money?"
"People like dogs Mr. Burns"
"Oh posh. If I came up to you and started sniffing at your crotch and
slobbering all over your face, what would you do?"
"Erm...if you did it sir?"
On that note, lets begin..
Squadron News
*No activity this week from anyone, but that's alright, most of us just finished examinations. But we must pull ourselves together for this week >:)
*
Ship News
- The Intrepid Top Gun Ladders seventh week is coming to an end. There is ONE more weeks left. Remember to report all matches to MAJ Phantom at: ge_phantom2002@yahoo.com.....all these updates had better be right...or I would have been making errors for 8 weeks >:P
-Fleet News
Friday · June 13 · 2003
Captivating Colloquia
12:22 - AD Keldorn [gmf@kweeky.net]
The Training Office (under the sponsorship of the Imperial University) is
launching a series of IRC colloquia – individual ‘online conferences’
that serve to educate and discuss matters of importance to our role as members
of the Emperor’s Hammer and the internet community. These events will
take the form of a presentation from professionals followed by directed questions
and open discussion. I am calling for proposals for these events to focus
upon (such topics can span Star Wars canon to matters of real-life relevance;
literature, popular culture, music – the possibilities are essentially
endless). Any such ideas or comments should be sent to me at to@emperorshammer.org.
Tuesday · June 10 · 2003
Grey Wolf COM Promoted
08:30 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Many congratulations go out to Rear Admiral Khadgar, the Commodore of the
ISD Grey Wolf, who has been promoted to the rank of Vice Admiral in recognition
of his work to date. The second time he's earned such a promotion, I'm sure
it's routine by now ;)
Monday · June 09 · 2003
CA:TAC sought
13:04 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@klub.chip.pl]
I have opened CA:TAC for applications. All details can be found here
I promise to learn how to close my tags in future
Week of War's
12:50 - VA Kyle Katarn [Kyle.Katarn@isdcolossus.com]
Please congratulate LC Azazel for his formidable flying in [XWA] Week of War
XLIX. He won 7 times and is the overall Winner of this War.
Also, LT Tek Selkirk von 30 matches in [XvT] Week of War LIX. With this outstanding performance, the EH managed to get the 2nd place in this Week of War. Really outstanding. Please keep up the great work.
Monk's Corner
Can you believe it? I put my picture on TCCC! (Tie Corps Cam Centre) you can find it at http://tccc.tiecorps.net
Sadists, no-one turned up for the GWSOoM Annual Dance :P This report seems frightfully thin to me, so I will attempt to fill it with funny IRC Quotes....please more activity for next week so I can stop putting these in :P
*Swish*
<`prae|awy> who plays XvT MP when
there's no chance of a medal anyway?
* JoeyC raises a hand
<Girthy> rargh
<`prae|awy> no I mean when there's no comp on
* JoeyC raises a hand
<`prae|awy> you are a fool
* JoeyC raises both hands
Wonders of Rank
[16:21] <JoeyC> Vice Admiral is
the rank attained by those who are mean and cruel and infected with fleas
[16:21] <MAJ_RazoR> Correct Joey
[16:22] <`Zoltar> And Admirals?
[16:22] <JoeyC> sorry, can't say when Admirals are present :P
[16:22] <MAJ_RazoR> That... only that the fleas moved from head to armpits
[16:22] <MAJ_RazoR> cause the head starts to bald
[16:23] <JoeyC> Admirals are the officers who have a rear-end not worth
mentioning and aren't mean enough to make them stand out from the rest
[16:23] <MAJ_RazoR> heh
[16:23] <MAJ_RazoR> Zolt: that was a challenge...
[16:24] * JoeyC gets the chicken off the table...Yes yes it was :P
[16:25] <JoeyC> and they're short :P
[16:25] <`Zoltar> Short? :P
[16:25] <JoeyC> yes :P
[16:25] <JoeyC> you aren't HIGH Admirals after all :P
[16:25] <MAJ_RazoR> heh
[16:25] * `Zoltar groans
[16:25] <`Zoltar> That deserves a kick. :P
He kicked me later that night :P
Fiction/GFX Arena
Nothing :P
Activity Report
CMDR/CM Joey C
Regular CMDR Duties
MB, IRC Activity
Comments: Nothing, I hate myself
FL/LCM Yukito
Created Flight II Site
Comments: I got it right, it was Flight II, not III. Thanks for pointing that
one out :)
FM/LT Scott Jones
Examinations, should be back soon
Comments: Speaks for itself
FL/LT Mystic Rogue
IWATS ICQ (June 1)
MSN and IRC Contact
Trying to recruit
Comments: Sorry, forgot to mention that IWATS course last week :(
FM/LT Lascaris
Nothing
Comments: Gone
FM/LCM Slawter Thren
E-mail contact
Comments: Remember to e-mail Mystic or myself if you can't do anything during
the week
Final Note
Now that Crim is CMDR of Krayt, the two of us are throwing ideas around for an Asp vs Krayt comp, so start preparing for a solid week or two of activity sometime in the future
Thats it from me for another week :D. TCCC r0xx0r!
[23:53] <`Zoltar> What was the full
name of the Order of the Monks? :P
[23:53] <`Zoltar> I used to know it. :P
[23:54] <`Zoltar> You told me once before. :P
[23:54] <JoeyC> yes but you were just a VA then :P
[23:54] <GHORG> they're rather secret about it... they only spam it
across half the message boards
Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR/CM Joey C/Asp/Wing
XIV/ISD
Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}