Scorpion Report # 6 (2003-07-24)

This report was submitted by CPT Alec Qarni



<WilStrikr> Jensen running the show? does it involve stripping? ;P

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NEWS

Oooook, kiddies. We got a grand total of one battle flown this week, not counting me, of course. Other than that, we were nice and boring. This will need to change, and quickly- Top Dog is upon us. For those of you that haven’t gone through one before, you are in for a month of death and destruction and adrenaline and medals. Unless of course you continue to idle and do nothing, in which case only the death and destruction applies, and that’ll be from me to you. I personally plan on flying like nobody’s biznatch, and I hope the rest of you can find it in your hearts to remember that you’re actually in the TC and should fly a bit…

But not to be blinded by the magnificence of the upcoming competition! For we still have a competition happening in our very own squadron! FLY XWA CAB 4!!!!! It’s basically a free medal so far… and flying is why we’re here. So do it. NOW.

In other news, I’m really sleep-deprived because of construction people starting on our driveway at 8 every morning and then me going to sleep at 2 AM. I’ve also been not flying so much recently (ha) cause I’m trying to finish creating a battle for Darksaber and saving up my flying instinct for Top Dog. Despite this, this past week saw my FCHG pass 900 and my CR pass 250, so buy me beer.

And lastly, the Vanguard welcomes three new pilots this week, so yaaaay!

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 (Infrogrames)
CD of the Week: The Pietasters- Turbo

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XO’s CORNER!

Yay, a new little section from our very own XO, Sayo. Here’s the first installment…


Heya all, it's a report from your friendly XO, CM Sayo Hirosho. This is my first report for our squad as XO, and being that, I would like to buy you all drinks :P. Seriously though, this week I learned just how easy it is to recruit. I myself have been talking to people on the Zone and such to try to recruit for our squadron, just by hanging out and letting our name be known. These months are (supposed) to be the most active months of our pilots for the club, not being in school and work as much, so it's prime time to get out and get people. Post on an MB, go into a chat room, just be active. It's activity that is the blood line of our squadron. Go out and write a fiction, do a graphic, or fly a mission. Aside of that, the XVT WoW has started, and this is a great thing to be involved with if you have XvT. It's a competition with many people invloved, and it's a rather large event. A good chance to meet people, and hey, if your lucky, a good recruitment center. Well, that's all in my words for the week,



CM Sayo Hirosho


(CMDR edit: The XvT WoW will go on until tomorrow [Friday] and then XWA WoW will start… please fly in it if you can)
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ACTIVITY

1-1: CPT Alec Qarni: TIE TC 212, XvT TC 57, 58, LoCx1, IS-GW for June XvT WoW
1-2: COL E. Tarkin: Still livin’ it up on Ios… back on the 26th.
1-3: LC Strahd: Mucho contact, working on webpage, XWA TC 35 (yay!)
1-4: N/A

2-1: CM Sayo Hirosho: Attempted to play some MP, XO duties.
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Good contact, promises more activity soon.
2-3: LT Steel: No contact…
2-4: Vacant… Recruit, people!

3-1: CM Patrick Blastfire: IRC, AIM, has no joystick at the moment.
3-2: SL Cobalt Specter: No Contact… where’d you go?
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! It’s summer… If you’re off of school, you either have no time, or a lot of time! Please find some time, whatever you’re doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something.

3: Do other stuff! The banner is taken care of and the website probably is as well, but there are all kinds of things you can do… especially if you’re eligible for some sort of promotion (Blastfire, Specter, Steel in a while or so)… IWATS, fiction, graphics, all kinds of competitions… the FO has his INPR comp still running. And showing up on IRC or just mailing me for whatever reason can’t hurt at all. Also, the VAN’s numbers are slipping alarmingly… recruit! Surely you know a couple of people who would be interested…

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COMPETITIONS

Wing-wide: (as copied from Ship report for this week)
1) Vanflying Comp #11, fly XWA-TC Battle #35 - Hammer to Anvil, Part III
2) Vanflying Comp #12, fly TIE-TC Battle #212 - Dark Allies II Imperial Retribution

as per usual IS-SW to the highest scorer, IS-BW to the runner up.

3) Creativity Comp, Write/Draw.......create anything silly and funny & send to Sicky and Draxy, it can be anything, a short story, poem, graphics, just have it something to do with us and life on the VAN

IS-SR to the best and funniest/silliest
IS-BR to the 2nd best

4) Your COM needs your HELP!

Yes he needs someone to design a new template for his weekly crap ship report, something sexy and appealing to the eyes, i'm too busy judging bikini comps and going to beer festivals and just plain old dumb to do it myself, so it's up to you Vanmembers, create the ultimate template for Sicky to use.
IS-SR to the best and it will be used everyone week!!!!!!!

All comps above have deadline of 1st of August.

Also, the recurring comps, Drax’s FCHG race, CR Race, Recruitment Race, Vanguard Joust… So much stuff. Just fly random stuff and you’re bound to win some comp or another. AND GET READY FOR TOP DOG! WE MUST NOT FAIL!

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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1321] COL E. Tarkin (+0)
· [1216] LC Strahd (+6)
Executor [EXCR] (750 points)
· [922] CPT Alec Qarni (+24)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)
· [145] CM Patrick Blastfire (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS

Jedi 4th (500 points)
· [555] COL E. Tarkin (+0)
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [250] CPT Alec Qarni (+1)
Veteran 3rd (80 points)
· [82] CM Patrick Blastfire (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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At least Strahd flew something this week… better than nobody. But we still have people with no FCHG rank! What is this?

</Salute>


CPT Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191

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