Asp Report # 15 (2003-08-02)

This report was submitted by CPT Joey C


Weekly Squadron Report #15, 'Abnormal Monks'

 

Weekly Squadron Report

by CMDR/CPT Joey C

02/08/2003

"Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing any crimes."
"..."
"..."
"Hmm, touché"

On that note, lets begin..

Squadron News

La di da, not alot happened this week, besides my writing of the MSE...w00...anyways, the 15th JoeyC-fied WSR has arrived, and I am amazed that I have come this far, but at least I was able to spend my CMDR'ship on such an active ship :D

The Intrepid Activity comp is still quite active, with Diamondback kicking everyone, and Asp Squadron on 113+ points. The scores can be found here.

Ship News

-Phantom is back, and it looks like she'll be uber-leader for a while, as Frodo has gone on leave for the next few weeks. In his infinite(?) wisdom, he has allowed ME to possess the XvT Stick...ph33r...I really should get around to using it :P

-The Intrepid Pseudo-SC comp is on! At the moment Diamondback squadron is in the lead, with CPT T'van Oris the top pilot for the Wing.

-Fleet News

Friday · August 01 · 2003

Create A New COMM Banner Competition
10:11 - Fleet Admiral Aiden Cantor Karias [io@absolutek.ca]
Yes folks, its finally time for a new COMM banner, so I'm turning to you, the EH membership to create me a spiffy new banner for my office. I don't have specific requirements etched in stone for the size, but please make it banneresque. Formats accepted are JPG, PNG and BMP (Please zip your submissions).

Prizes:
1st Place: IS-GR
2nd Place: IS-SR
3rd Place: IS-BR

Please submit all entries to io@absolutek.ca. You have until midnight on the 10th of August to submit.

Competition Name War's Over
08:29 - VA Kyle Katarn [Kyle.Katarn@isdcolossus.com]


I want to congratulate following ppls for winning the Comp:

HA Priyum Patel: IS-GR (Empire's Legacy, Shadow Rising)
MAJ Kenath Zoron: IS-SR (Infernal Flames)

There is no IS - BR cause no other name was needed. Sorry! However if a comp get's a new name, I will choose one of the list I got and then award an IS-BR! Congratulations, ppls!


Thursday · July 31 · 2003

Back From Leave
09:19 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
I'm back from leave and all updates should be done within the next 24 hours.

In other TC news, Pri went on leave, and Mike is looking for TAC testers and corrector(s) but I am not sure if those positions have been filled to keep your eyes and ears and possibly noses open, depending on your sub-species.


Monk's Corner

MUD + Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy = Eeeeeevil personality change *ducks the knife*...all right, who threw that!? Was it YOU Crim?...That's it, FUN IS HEREBY CANCELLED!

<JoeyC> Whee, stalking is fun!

*Girthy burns france

<`Curtis> thats because I have the IQ of a year old tuna sandwich.
<`D> Hold on there kiddo..
<`D> The sandwhich is WAY smarter than you are as it has dolphin in it :P

<Girthb0t> they taste like p00
<Girthb0t> and trust me, I should know

Gah, I gotta stop using a b0t to get these quotes :P

 

Fiction/GFX Arena

CPT's Log, Stardate 10010101.1

My log went haywire today and wrote everything in binary...went to the main computer with a glass of acid...it sure won't be writing in binary ever again...

My Squadron is currently patrolling the Latrine, the large asteroid belt gathered near the Cistern, the smallish black hole. So far, no Rebel activity...had to dodge an untimely meteor shower, but no serious damage...beginning to wonder if we've been placed out here just to die...the Intrepid hasn't responded in 3 weeks...I need a shower...

CPT's Log, Stardate 10101010.1

The shower's broken...damnit...I knew grafting a shower to a TIE Phantom was a bad idea....damnit...


Activity Report

CMDR/CPT Joey C
MP Match, 1 match, 1 win
MB, IRC Activity

Comments: Hmmmm...music...oh GOD! My Mum's belly-dancing to it! GAH! *melts*

FM/LT Glauron
XvT-FREE #11
Several MP matches, 1 LoC
Comments: Yay! Flying, and good enthusiasm for MP, nice work :)

FL/CM Yukito
BoP-TC #4
Comments: Ah there we go

FM/LT Scott Jones
Unknown
Comments: You're gone...GONE I TELL YE! AHAHAHAH! *racking cough*

FL/LT Mystic Rogue
Paperwork being filled out
Comments: Liessssss....

Final Note

I have lost the final plot....yay! :D

Thats it from me for another week :D.

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CPT Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [CAVL] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}

 

 

 


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