News
Well. Cox Cable seems to have reached a new level of annoyance as these emails never made it out. Oh and their headquarters building is scary and inhuman. So let's try again shall we? And to think that I said I loved Cox so many times....
Someone has put the Top Dog on. So get your collars and leashes and dog bowls and dominatrices out...wait..scratch that last one...and do something. Anything. It's fun sometimes. I swear. Watch. I'll even do SP once or twice. In moderation. On Easy. With cheats.

Orders
1. Is the loneliest number.
2. Have fun or I'll come through your window at night brandishing a potato peeler.
3. When you don't report in, saints cry.
4. ASF Trivia #8 is rattling around. Turns out the answer isn't always Myanmar.
5. IS-GRrrrrwoofwoof for whomever recruits the most people by August 20th. And Top Dog points, too.


Activity
I shall now pray to Bongo, the god of gravity, to bring us prosperity and seltzer.

CM A. G. Snijglau - IRC.
LT Pico Astartes - No Contact.
LT Death Squire - No Contact.
SL Julius Malafides - Email that induced Mary Poppins references. He's my new favourite.
CM Ray Lazzak - Email.
SL Nike8718 - No Contact.
CM Paco - Email.
LT Ace Fighter - No Contact.
LT Lance Menu - No Contact.
ECHO SQUADRON OF WING XV : VIP Escort
COMMANDER: CM A. G. Snijglau (Agulliford@cox.net) - #9493
NICKNAME: Emperor's Children
BANNER: http://www.emperorshammer.net/images/banners/echo.gif
MOTTO: Salute the Dark Lords, Salute the Emperor, Onward to Victory!
HOMEPAGE: http://echo.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=86


FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Protectors
Motto: To Serve and Protect
1) CM A. G. Snijglau (Agulliford@cox.net) - #9493
2) LT Pico Astartes (the_ajax@yahoo.com) - #8038
3) LT Death Squire (petc36@yahoo.com) - #10446
4) SL Julius Malafides (racingcadiz@yahoo.co.uk) - #10195


FLIGHT II - TIE BOMBER
Nickname: Guardians
Motto: To Protect and Defend
1) CM Ray Lazzak (lazzak2000@hotmail.com) - #4427
2) SL Nike8718 (Nike8718@rcn.com) - #10715
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE EXPERIMENTAL M1
Nickname: Defenders
Motto: To Defend All Imperial Citizens!
Homepage: http://smilingmachine.tripod.com/flight3.html
1) CM Paco (pacojoebob@yahoo.com) - #6666
2) TBA
3) LT Ace Fighter (manofdeth1@yahoo.com) - #10439
4) LT Lance Menu (spaceballone@cox.net) - #10490




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total: 9

Squadron Citations (3):
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer

^that's dark comedy, it is.

- Hoser/CM A. G. Snijglau/Echo/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard/Dimension #22