Chichester Cathedral, 1965, a Six-Foot tall mugger threatened a Five-Foot 74-year-old grandmother in, but ran away screaming when she grabbed his wrist.
Excerpt from ‘Seriously Weird True Stories’
Senior Citizens from Mars, coming to a cinema near you!
SQUADRON NEWS.
Speaking of strange happenings, Marc and Naar were promoted!
Yes, the two people you’ve heard least about have actually been toiling way behind the scenes to keep Python up and Running, which is why I decided on this little treat, they certainly earned it.
Great job guys, keep it up. :P
Other news.
Top Dog is well on the way, with Python Leading by a margin of substantial proportions at last glance. This is good, and must be kept up. I myself have made a bargain with XwA, it’ll let me play it without any bugs if I promise not to use it again afterwards for at least a month. Lets hope we can keep our lead.
Top Dog
Temporary Section, I’ll update you on your tasks. Currently nothing has changed from your recent assignments, so I’ll only give you the url to the Post containing them. You might find it useful if you’ve misplaced my email.
http://theholo.net/mb/viewtopic.php?t=8048
PILOT OF THE WEEK.
LCM Lenvik takes the honors this week, for his unwavering dedication to my regime…erm, the squadron, and because he wont let me forget it if I don’t give him this week….:P
MISC.
Currently Alec Quarni is leading top Dog, with Lenvik and Gustan battling for second. We have a representative in the top 5; let’s support him!
Squadron Positions!
All Squadron Positions have been filled, but that’s not going to do it.
Currently our RO hasn’t been reporting to me Cadet updates, our TAC seems absent, the XO has gone fishing and the TO…….I cant remember when the TO last emailed me. If time permits, I’d like you guys to at least tell me things are happening, even if you’re lying, it’ll make me feel better…..:P
ACTIVITY!
1 Flight
CMDR/CM Ulath : CMDR Duties. MB activity. I Flew some FREEs, but I don’t think anybody noticed…
FM/CPT Vladimir Corax : Anybody know a Necromancer? If we can find where they buried him, we might be able to get Vlad back…..
FM/LT Chris Starshade : Maybe they impounded his computer…..
Flight Comment : One Flight has hit hard times. Lets just hope they get better soon.
2 Flight
FL/CPT Marc Kendoran : Submitted XwA-TC #35, filled my inbox with emails, was active on the Message Boards and was PROMOTED TO CAPTAIN!!!!!
Just keeps getting better…..
FM/LCM Frankie : Nothing. At all.
FM/LCM Naar Treib : Email Contact, MB contact, Submitted XwA-TC #3 and was PROMOTED TO LCM!!!!!!
Flight Comment: Great week for Two Flight, only let down by Frankie’s continued, mysterious absence.
3 Flight
FL/LCM Lenvik : Constant Email Contact, MB Activity, Flew XwA-TC #3, 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, 19, 23 and CAB #1, 2 and 3. Now you see why he’s so high up in Top Dog.
How do you do it Lenvik? :P
FM/CM Wharfin De Grooz : Constant email contact. Submitted some of the most abstract random GFX I’ve ever seen, Flew XwA-TC #23
FM/LCM Narnil : I’ve submitted Narnil for AWOL.
FM/LT Arsot Bondabra. : And Arsot will follow soon…..
Many Promotions and BSFs for me this week, and I’m planning on flying some. Basically this means that Python’ll pull ahead until we’re unstoppable!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaa!
*AHEM*
Roster
PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Ulath (Lord_Matthias_Lives@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Striking Serpents
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: Strike hard and fast, show no mercy.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~lenvik
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=93
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Coil
Motto: Once inside the Coil, our enemies will see nothing more
1) CM Ulath (Lord_Matthias_Lives@hotmail.com)
2) CPT Vladimir Corax (panzer_tyrant@hotmail.com)
3) LT Chris Starshade (chrisjs@adelphia.net)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) CPT Marc Kendoran (MarcKendoran@gmx.net)
2) LT Frankie (F.J.Louwer@kabelfoon.nl)
3) LCM Naar Treib (Jan.pasek@email.cz)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Vengeance
Motto: Fear us, 'cause we will never give up
1) LCM Lenvik (darthtimbo@aleaau.com)
2) LCM Narnil (narnil@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Wharfin De Grooz (mjacole@hotmail.com)
4) LT Arsot Bondabra (Lightsaberyell@hotmail.com)
AhhaHAhahahaHAAAAAAAha.
CM Ulath
Okay, I’m going to live up to my comments and start flying. I just hope XwA runs properly now……