Salute!


Ready or not here comes the squad report....


Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who thinks the Gettysburg Address was where President Lincoln lived. This week’s prize goes to LCM Mark for obvious reasons.


Fleet news:


Something is happening on the Sov! They are looking for mission creators to help with a Sov wide Comp. Mail LCM Murkrow Defender [mike_pilot1@hotmail.com] if you’re interested. Personally I am glad that for once the rumors of a cooking contest turned out to be false. I’m sure Shadd would have applied which would have resulted in the Sov meeting a fiery end. He's already destroyed it once you know...just ask him about that time Kessler put him in charge :P


Our battle-scarred and slightly crazy warrior TAC Striker reminds us all to always make sure you have the up-to-date version, by checking the Battle Center. Follow his words or watch him weep and gnash his teeth when you have to skip buggy missions.


**Quote Break**
[18:58] Vortexian> Three in a row; go for one more. Go for it! *I win!* Connect four!
[18:59] `Sonne> :P
[18:59] Flelmo> Watch for the stop!
[18:59] Flelmo> Forget it, you're blocked!
[18:59] Flelmo> Go for the glory, and go for the score!
[18:59] Flelmo> Go for it!
[18:59] Flelmo> I win! Connect four!
[18:59] Cathleen> Oh yes. Now I recall why I avoided this channel for three years. =P


Wing news:


CMDR Torey didn’t have a lot of time to ware her new spiffy Uniform that Primeous made her this week. She was hard work dancing on Jesseb's desk securing WC Own for Koph for the month. Too bad Pavz found her sneaking out of Jesseb's office. There are just some things that a woman will do for the special guys in her life.


WARNING!! Epidemic on the Sov!!!! CMDR's Neo and Power resign due to the dreaded virus someone named "real life". Pilots are warned, as it is infectious. Not so deadly as the "gf" virus that afflicts many TC pilots but it is very close. Guard yourself and take measures to protect against it.


**Quote Break**
[19:06] Howlader> the greatest movie ever..is still Dogma :P
[19:07] * Vortexian thinks "Shawshank Redemption."
[19:07] * Flelmo likes Half Baked or Office Space or Animal House.
[19:07] Flelmo> Funyuns.
[19:07] Howlader> bhwah, Office Space was great
[19:07] Flelmo> Uh... my... stapler.
[19:07] Vortexian> I'm feelin' the Office Space/Half Baked/Animal House connection.
[19:07] Flelmo> Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
[19:07] CM_Mage> Hmm... y'know, in a Star Wars group, I would think some of you addicts would say Star Wars. =P


Squad News:


The party to welcome the Koph newbie, CPT Vuffi Raa, got a little out of hand on Monday night resulting in a conga line and at least 32 violations of human decency according to Jesseb (that's GOTTA be bad). The clean up fees will be paid off by a number of fund raisers including a Dunk-the-Drunk tank and a Pie-in-the-Face contest (/me looks at Nikolai :P)


The people from the Combat Operations Office managed to award Mage a Legion of Combat this week. Mage tried to tell them that he did not want that hateful thing and bid them take it back, which of course they refused being the great diplomatic geniuses they are. After much debate and name calling Mage finally won the argument by slipping the medal between to pieces of bread and mailing a "quick bite to eat" to the COO's rep on the Sov. All payment for dental work that the COO is asking from wing VI should be denied on the grounds that we knew nothing.


**Torey climbs up on to her soapbox**
Great warriors of Koph! We have run out of red paint to mark our TIE's with kill marks! Great things are starting! From 2 citations to 13 you truly know how to kick some rebel butt! We have 8 more battles that if one person flies another mission we will get the citation. /me looks at Mage> Check out http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/citations.htm and fly today!


A battle a day keeps the medical officer at bay! Fly TC-TIE 165 by Sunday other wise our Doc is going to come stick ya!


**Last Quote Break**
"Perhaps I should just start drinking heavily. If it works for our CMDR, why not for me?" MAJ Kronn discovers the secret of a long TIE Corps career..



== The Usual Suspects ==
Commander Torey Medrock (4642)
Email: tmedrock@emperorshammer.ca
ID Line: ESC/PWC/WCOx2/SvS/BLK/KAx2


09/23/01 Hard at work Kooking Krath Kookies
09/24/01 Got caught on IRC drunk.
09/25/01 After the hangover and reviewing the logs decide to buy "don’t get on IRC drunk" bumper sticker.
09/25/01 TC Battle #13


Kae> sooo Jorddyn
Kae> hows your drunken life in prison going?
Jorddyn> raith is yummy
Jorddyn> but i had a purple rain and a sex on the beach tonight
Raith> Did you get sand in your pants?
Jorddyn> no pants :P
CM_Tierce> jordy go ger sober :P
* Jorddyn drops over dead
Jorddyn> night


Lieutenant Samuel Shadd III (1920)
Email: weasel74@intelos.net
ID Line: KA


09/25/01 - sent in quote for cmdr pleay
09/26/01 - Koph pitched in and bought him a "10 things you always wondered about laundry" book.


LT Shadd7479: heh told Dad I'd wash my own clothes...."you can`t wash your clothes now what makes you think you can down there?"
KJorddyn: lol
KJorddyn: youll learn
KJorddyn: or go neked
KJorddyn: :P
LT Shadd7479: haha, I don`t think that would be good for working on the farm :P
LT Shadd7479: not with baby caffs and goats running around :P
KJorddyn: who knows what they would nibble on :P
LT Shaddl7479: ever seen the cowboy way ? ;P
LT Shaddl7479: lol true :P and I'd rather not risk it ya know :P



Captain Nikolai Boshevki (4326)
Email: mage42@excite.com
ID Line: ESC/PWC/WCOx2/KAx2


09/29/01 - Sent to medical bay due to possible contamination of RL. Report back when you feel better Nikolai!


Captain Reesbon Fortis (3107)
Email: zarr@crimson-net.org
ID Line: ESC/PWC/WCOx2/KA


09/29/01 - Sent to medical bay due to possible contamination of RL. Report back when you get out Reesbon!


Commander Mage (5440)
Email: spinebreaker@teapot.usask.ca
ID Line: ESC/PWC/WCOx2/KA


09/21/01 - Caught beating flight two into shape
09/26/01 - Assigned to be the official Koph training coach for dry land activities


[21:38] `Maverick> 100 pushups a day keep me in shape
[21:39] Mage_Away> I could do 100 pushups... spread over 24 hours, which is a day. =P
[21:39] Mage_Away> 4.25 pushups an hour. =P



Lieutenant Commander Dark Archon (3633)
Email: xxDarkArchonxx@juno.com
ID Line: ESC/PWC/WCO/KA


09/26/01 - Awarded the most random quote of the week award! Keep up the good work!


***RA_Butt has quit IRC (If this was my real EH name, you wouldn't make
fun of me would you?)



Colonel Raith Sienar (1019)
Email: l050@yahoo.com
ID Line: ESC/WCO/KA


09/23/01 - TIE-TC Battle #9
09/23/01 - TIE-TC Battle #10
09/23/01 - TIE-TC Battle #26
09/23/01 - TIE-TC Battle #32
09/23/01 - TIE-TC Battle #78
09/26/01 - TIE-TC Battle #13
09/26/01 - TIE-TC Battle #123
09/29/01 - TIE-TC Battle #131
09/29/01 - Awared the Impressive flying Dictionary for his great literary and flying skills!


Raith> Ack! a spelling mistake! Thats not like me at all! :P



Captian Vuffi Raa
Email:vuffi@isdchallenge.org


09/21/01 - Transferred into Koph Squadron
09/22/01 - TIE-TC Battle #154
09/23/01 - TIE-TC #125
09/26/01 - IWATS TIE Mission Creation (100%)
09/29/01 - Awarded an Impressive-flying stapler since the CMDR only has one dictionary on her desk for his outstanding activity!


[23:40] Vuffster> I just noticed that Jesseb eats a lot, doesn't he? :P
[23:41] *** JessEAT (jibs44@168.122.235.133) Quit
[23:41] Vuffster> Muwahaha! Koph is in control! ;P



== Current Roster ==
KOPH SQUADRON OF WING VI : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: CM Torey Medrock (tmedrock@ehnet.org)
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Claw
BANNER: koph.jpg
MOTTO: Precision is Victory
HOMEPAGE: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/



FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Sudden Death
Motto: All That Is Left In Our Wake Is Death!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightI
1) CM Torey Medrock (tmedrock@ehnet.org)
2) COL Raith Sienar (l050@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) CPT Vuffi Raa (vuffi@isdchallenge.org)



FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Orchestra of Death
Motto: We Play the Symphony of Slaughter!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightII
1) CM Mage (swordofdarkness@teapot.usask.ca)
2) CPT Nikolai Boshevki (mage42@excite.com )
3) TBA
4) CPT Reesbon Fortis (zarr@crimson-net.org)



FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Creeping Death
Motto: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Us!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightIII
1) LT Samuel Shadd III (weasel74@intelos.net)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LCM Dark Archon (XxDarkArchonxX@juno.com)
Total: 8


Squadron Citations (13):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 78 - Verpine Encounter, Part Two
TIE-TC Battle 123 - Strengthen the Emperor's Hammer
TIE-TC Battle 131 - TIE Fighter Covert Missions
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
TIE-TC Battle 154 - Spies!


Dismissed!
CM Torey


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