salute>

Great news Koph! We are living proof that miracles occur every day! Last night we had them in abundance!

Miracle #1

Captain Nikolai Boshevki, after months of suffering has once again returned from the dead and flew a battle!!
**and the crowd goes wild**

Miracle #2

Somewhere out there Reesbon Fortis was spotted alive!
**and the crowd starts to cheer again**

Miracle #3

LT Shadd made toast in the cantina and I didn’t have to put out any fires!!
**Everyone on the Sov cheers**

While you are all recovering from the shock of these great miracles let me talk at you about the Fleet news:

CMDR's have absolute control over...
**drum roll***
Squad banners on the database!!

If anyone makes a nifty banner we can display it!

Quick thing to ponder:
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Wing news:

Last squad report I told you of the horrible drinking that goes on with the cmdr's in Wing 6. I think though that our WC might have been more of a closet alcoholic than we initially though. Until Jesseb gets out of detox (or recovers from the deadly gf disease :D) we will just have to wait on news of the Wing 6 vs Wing 5 comp.

Something else to ponder:
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Squad News:

Jorddyn>Koph is a strange squad :P
R-CFM> were half intel
R-CFM> and half old rotting vets

Koph is more Intel than first thought. CM Mage once again out witted the Combat Operations Officer and received battle points for something he didn't do! He was also the source of a 15-page e-mail in which he scrambled the squad report that I sent out and mailed it back to me. Here I was, downloading this huge thing, thinking it was going to be something exciting and all it was the squad repot! Bah :P

Ponder break:
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Speaking of crackers! There is a squad comp going on!! Friday (Oct 19th) your recipe is due! I know that Jesseb said he would be out that day so maybe we will go barrow Wing I's WC for a night of celebration and indigestion!

Last pondering thought:
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Remember all...check out the citation page if you feel the need to fly!
http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/citations.htm

== The Pilots ==
Commander Torey Medrock (4642)
Email: tmedrock@emperorshammer.ca

10/13/01 TIE-TC Battle #160 (wing comp)
10/14/01 TIE-TC Battle #173
10/16/01 Got the wing e-mail up and running with the help of COL Firebird! Whoo!

Lieutenant Samuel Shadd III (1920)
Email: weasel74@intelos.net

10/14/01 Made toast without burning it! However the next day he decided to burn himself and come down with a fever of 107 degrees.
10/17/01 Awarded the ever-lasting bottle of ewok flavored Nyquil!

Captain Nikolai Boshevki (4326)
Email: mage42@excite.com

10/16/01 TIE-FCHG Battle #2
10/17/01 Awarded the " Miracles do happen..just look at me" button!

Captain Reesbon Fortis (3107)
Email: zarr@crimson-net.org

10/17/01 Spied out and about! If you don’t report in Reesbon Ill send Nikolai after you!

Commander Mage (5440)
Email: spinebreaker@teapot.usask.ca

10/14/01 Tried playing Intel spy and coded the squad report
10/17/01 Given the official Koph "decoder ring" from the cereal box that I finished off this morning :)

Colonel Raith Sienar (1019)
Email: l050@yahoo.com

10/17/01 Caught chasing the ladies again. Just watch out...one of these days the hunter will become the hunted :P

Captian Vuffi Raa
Email:vuffi@isdchallenge.org

10/17/01 Graphic king hard at work. Talking about putting together a flight suit page for the squad!

== Current Roster ==
KOPH SQUADRON OF WING VI : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: CM Torey Medrock (tmedrock@ehnet.org)
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Claw
BANNER: koph.jpg
MOTTO: Precision is Victory
HOMEPAGE: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Sudden Death
Motto: All That Is Left In Our Wake Is Death!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightI
1) CM Torey Medrock (tmedrock@ehnet.org)
2) COL Raith Sienar (l050@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) CPT Vuffi Raa (vuffi@isdchallenge.org)

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Orchestra of Death
Motto: We Play the Symphony of Slaughter!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightII
1) CM Mage (swordofdarkness@teapot.usask.ca)
2) CPT Nikolai Boshevki (mage42@excite.com )
3) TBA
4) CPT Reesbon Fortis (zarr@crimson-net.org)


FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Creeping Death
Motto: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Us!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightIII
1) LT Samuel Shadd III (weasel74@intelos.net)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
Total: 7

Squadron Citations (13):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 78 - Verpine Encounter, Part Two
TIE-TC Battle 123 - Strengthen the Emperor's Hammer
TIE-TC Battle 131 - TIE Fighter Covert Missions
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
TIE-TC Battle 154 - Spies!

Dismissed!
CM Torey

CMDR/CM Torey Medrock/Koph/Wing VI/SSSD Sovereign
PCx3/ISMx4/CoB/OV [GALL] {IWATS-ICQ-IIC/1/2/3-M/1/2-SM/2}