This week's grudge match:

Unix vs. Eunuchs

Serovich: Well it seems this week's grudge match will
feature a computer operating system that is now for
all intensive purposes impotent against SH's personal
guards, also who are also impotent.
*turns the camera towards three very large beefy
bodyguards and a computer consuls which beeps*
Turtle: Now why would you pit these two subjects
against one another, it seems very obvious who will
win.
Kell: I agree CMDR, this doesnt look to be an
interesting match.
Serovich: Quiet both of you. Let's watch.
*the squadron quiets down and focuses on the
bodyguards and the computer consuls. All three
bodyguards sit at the keyboards and start typing*
Turtle: So... they are typing away...
Kell: Yeah, what *are* they doing anyways?
Serovich: Simple. They are trying to code a basic
program that will do what I told them to do, but only
using a few features I showed them, and they arent
allowed to use anything else.
*the bodyguards begin cursing*
Serovich: Now, now. Its simple, just keep trying.
*the eunucs continue on*
Turtle: Wow Serovich, they are getting really mad.
Serovich: Too true, maybe Unix will win over Eunucs.
Kell: No more bad puns, please for the love of SSD!
*Finally the bodyguards go to the wall in a fit of
anger and punch it, thus electricuting themselves*
Serovich: Winner, unix. MEDIC!!!

Morale: Dont bug your CMDR right before he has a CMSC
project due.

News:

First off, sorry this is another late report. AOL has
been very evil and Yahoo was not allowing this to go
out for some odd reason. Now on to the real news:
Well the Battlegroup shifting is still in the process.
We are a TIE squadron, so we will be moved into wing
XVIII whenever it happens, if it does. That doesnt
mean we will be limited to TIE only, it is just our
title and our main platform. We can still fly all
platforms. I havent gotten the intersquadron
competition set up yet, I am still reading the rules.
Expect that in the week. It is also almost MSE time.
If you want to do anything extra before evaluations
now is the time. I am still working on getting LCM
Kell's two medals from last month >:( the paperwork
is bouncing back and forth. But he *will* get his
rewards. If anything else needs to be announced, or
if you want something included in the reports, just
email me. I will soon get Win95 partitioned, so I can
fly to, then we'll kick another squadron's butt!

Elevations/Medals:
LCM Phantom -> ISM
LCM Turtle -> ISM
LCM Kell has a CoB and PC on the way

Transfers:
none

Activity:

LCM Kell:
flew FREE-TIE 111
flew TC-TIE 5,8,183
seen on mIRC

LCM Turtle:
currently unable to fly, working on it
IWATS TM
on AIM

LCM Phantom:
TC-TIE 38

CM Yutzka Serovich:
wrote grudge match
wrote report
processes BSFs
on mIRC, AIM

Roster:

SLAYER SQUADRON OF WING XIX : Reconnaissance
COMMANDER: CM Yutzka Serovich
(chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Nightflyers.
MOTTO: "Per noctum volumus..."
HOMEPAGE: http://www15.brinkster.com/slayersquad/
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=29


FLIGHT I - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Dark Shadows.
Motto: "The night, our forum. Victory, our forte."
1) CM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dark Knights.
Motto: "Our honour is our life."
1) LCM Kell (eh_Kell@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Ranthier Khaen (khaen@gmx.co.uk)
3) LT Renee Jarylle (mara-jade@freenet.de)
4) LCM Phantom (elliot_miller@stgeorges.edu)


FLIGHT III - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Eyes of Darkness.
Motto: "For a life spent in darkness, eternity is
given."
1) LCM Turtle (jedi_turtle88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Scid Rahn (americana_84@hotmail.com)
3) LT Krail Darkblade (knagy@trentu.ca)
4) LT Jon Marius (giddyjoe@hotmail.com)

Squadron Citations (4):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour

Let's try to organize what we fly so we can add more
citations!! :)

Respectfully submitted,

CMDR/CM Yutzka Serovich/Slayer/Wing XIX/SSD Avenger
PCx2/ISMx7/LoC-ISx14/CoL/CoB/OV [GALL] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-GFX-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2}