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Valkyrie
Heavy Assault
Squadron Composed by
CM
Girth Snail |
<SALUTE>
YEY! I finally got my promotion, so I've been able to get on with some proper CMDR admin stuff :o) w00t!!! However, it hasn't all been happy things (such as BSFs) :o( Booo!!! I've sorted out LCM Joey C's and LT TK-9111's transfer requests, meaning the total number of pilots has gone down to five :'o( That's bad for two reasons: 1. There's less people who are having "a Snail of a time" (and getting to here my top quality puns :P) and 2. We can't get any citations. This needs to change !
Slight alteration to the WSR - A couple of weeks ago I decided there should be a "Question of the Week" section. Well screw that idea. It's bad for two reasons (listing things rulez0rz!!! *cough*) 1. I haven't got the knowledge to make the questions up myself 2. I haven't got the patience to traverse the internet for hours, searching for a snippet of interesting information out of all the crap that resides there. However, the Question of the week has not left this world without leaving an impression. Inspired by last weeks question, "Who is the most attractive person in the universe?", I decided to have a "Girl of the Week" section :oD If this offends anyone, tough luck!!! Sorry, joke :oP Just speak to me, and I'll consider (:P) removing it. This week, I decided to have a picture of Miss Stevens again, as I gave no information about her previously (and she is very attractive :oP).
Snail’s Log
[Tuesday 9th July]
At around 1530, my comlink buzzed. It was Wes.
"'Lo there Girth. Could you report to my office; I got a present for ya."
I hurried on up, knocking over a few confused Lieutenants along the way.
When I got to the WC's office, I found him watering some flowers.
"I didn't know you liked gardening, Sir."
"Well, I don't really. It's just I had a cold, and this plant's pollen apparently helps to unblock your nose. It seems to have worked OK, and I've grown quite attached to it."
The Lieutenant Colonel went back to watering.
"Er, Wes, wasn't there something you wanted to talk to me about?"
"Ah, yes, sorry. I just got word from the Flight Office that your appointment to Commander has been approved. Congratulations!"
"Thank you, Sir!"
"Right, now here's your new position pin for your uniform, and here's some BSFs for you to fill in. I know Picard has some waiting to be sorted out." The man smiled, "Best get to work, eh?"
I sighed. "Yeah, best get to work."
Squadron News
1. MAJ Hev Randrowan stepped down from commanding Vortex squad. We'll all miss you Hev :o(
2. Mage's FCHG race starts on Monday and goes on for a month. Make sure you all fly some.
3. Wes and Az have sent out an AWOL check - if you don't want to get removed from the roster you had better reply.
4. The squad's down to 5 members, two of them who aren't really active :o(
HoloNews
1. XvT Competitions
2. Starcraft Tournament
3. End of Imp Storm III
4. Wing Commander Appointments
5. TO Site
6. Petition for a Sequel to TIE Fighter
If you want more details on
any of these visit:
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp.
Girl of the Week
| Occupation: | S Club 7 Singer |
| Date of Birth: | April 9, 1978 |
| Birth Place: | London, UK |
| Star Sign: | Sun in Aries |
| Fun Fact: | Her nickname is Ratz! |
Started her career at the age of 5 by attending drama school. At 15 she won a hair modelling contest held by Just 17 (popular magasine for girls). She then went on to work as a PR in the fashion industry before being invitied to join UK pop band, S Club 7.
COMPETITIONS
The calendar for the online competitions
on the #ehcoc IRC channel. Up-to-date listings can be found at http://www.emperorshammer.net/combat/calendar.asp:
(All times in Eastern Standard Time (GMT
-05:00))
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June/July 2002 | ||||||
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Saturday
6th |
Sunday
7th |
Monday
8th |
Tuesday
9th |
Wednesday
10th |
Thursday
11th |
Friday
12th |
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(9:00
AM) [XvT]
EuroComp [XWA]
EuroComp [JK]
EuroComp [JK2]
EuroComp (8:00
PM) [XvT]
Saturday Night Training [XWA]
Saturday Night Training [JK]
Saturday Night Training [JK2]
Saturday Night Training |
(12:00
PM) [XvT]
Vanguard Shield Comp [XWA]
Vanguard Shield Comp [JK]
Vanguard Shield Comp [JK2]
Vanguard Shield Comp |
(7:00
PM) [XvT]
Tempest Storm [XWA]
Tempest Storm [JK]
Tempest Storm [JK2]
Tempest Storm |
(5:00
PM) [XvT]
TIE Corps Battlegroup Training Night [XWA]
TIE Corps Battlegroup Training Night [JK]
TIE Corps Battlegroup Training Night [JK2]
TIE Corps Battlegroup Training Night (10:00
PM) [XvT]
Frozen Doom [XWA]
Frozen Doom [JK]
Frozen Doom [JK2]
Frozen Doom |
(3:30
PM) [XvT]
Greenwich Wolf Comp [XWA]
Greenwich Wolf Comp [JK]
Greenwich Wolf Comp [JK2]
Greenwich Wolf Comp (7:00
PM) [XvT]
Aggressor Strike Force Competition [XWA]
Aggressor Strike Force Competition [JK]
Aggressor Strike Force Competition [JK2]
Aggressor Strike Force Competition |
(3:00
PM) [XvT]
Night of the Lost Souls [XWA]
Night of the Lost Souls [JK]
Night of the Lost Souls [JK2]
Night of the Lost Souls |
(6:00
AM) [XvT]
AusComp [XWA]
AusComp [JK]
AusComp [JK2]
AusComp (3:00 PM) [XvT] Sovereign Nighthawk
Competition [XWA]
Sovereign Nighthawk Competition [JK]
Sovereign Nighthawk Competition [JK2]
Sovereign Nighthawk Competition |
ACTIVITY RECORD
CMDR/CM Girth Snail/Valkyrie 1-1 [TK-8621]
XvT-TC
#40
XvT-TC
#39
XvT-TC
#38
XvT-TC
#37
XvT-TC
#36
XvT-IW
#31
BoP-TC
#8
BoP-TC
#7
BoP-TC
#6
BoP-TC #12
Commander stuff ;o)
FM/LT Urza/Valkyrie 1-2 [TK-9059]
Reported little time
FM/CM Thomas Solo/Valkyrie 2-2 [TC-8283]
On Leave
FM/LT TK-8969/Valkyrie 2-3 [TK-8969]
No activity
FM/CM Picard/Valkyrie 3-3 [TK-2581]
XvT-TC
#33
TIE-TC
#25
TIE-TC
#28
TIE-TC
#30
TIE-TC
#198
TIE-FREE
#194
TIE-FREE
#202
TIE-FREE
#203
TIE-FREE #204
Orders for the
next week:
All –
Fly whatever (doesn't mean don't fly at all :oP), but mainly try to
recruit!
PROMOTIONS
MEDAL BOARD
None
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FCHG
LISTING |
COMBAT RATING |
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CM Picard – Centurion (523 points) +26 ** CM Girth Snail – Paladin (441 points) +74 * CM Thomas Solo –
Centurion (419 points) LT Urza – Lancer (36
points) LT TK-8969 – None (9
points) |
CM Picard – Marksman
3rd (17 points) CM Thomas Solo –
Certified (9 points) CM Girth Snail – None (0
points) LT Urza – None (0
points) LT TK-8969 None (0
points) |
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Squadron FCHG – 1428 Squadron average –
285.6 |
Squadron
Rating – 26 Squadron
average – 5.2 |
DUTY ROSTER
85th Imperial Starfighter Squadron: Valkyrie of WING XIII
COMMANDER: CM Girth Snail
NICKNAME: Strikers Of Evil
DUTY: Heavy Assault
STATUS: Active
MOTTO: We like
to Watch Rebels Burn
BANNER:
http://www.emperorshammer.net/images/banners/valkyrie.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://valkyriesquad.tripod.com
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=50
FLIGHT I
CRAFT: ASSAULT GUNBOAT
NAME:
Longbows
MOTTO:
Hear
us howl when we strike.
1)
CM
Girth Snail [GUN Eviscerator]
2) LT Urza [GUN
Dominaria]
3) ---
4)
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FLIGHT
II
CRAFT:
MISSILE
BOAT
NAME:
Stormriders
MOTTO:
You
tag 'em, we frag 'em
1)
---
2)
CM Thomas Solo [MIS Mars]
3)
LT TK-8969
4) ---
FLIGHT
III
CRAFT:
ASSAULT GUNBOAT
NAME:
Strikers From
Afar
MOTTO: Why Are We
Last
1) ---
2) ---
3) CM Picard [GUN The killing Antz]
4) ---
Important Contacts | |
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BGCOM AD Cyric - jroscoe@bellatlantic.net COM RA Azazel - senjiro@ntlworld.com WC LC Wes Janson - eh_janson@hotmail.com CMDR CM Girth Snail – pokemynosearea@hotmail.com FL II LT Urza (?) FL III CM Picard – EH_Picard@hotmail.com |
COMMANDER’S OFFICE
Right, now that all the roster changes have been made, I can start sorting out where everyone should be. I've already said that CM Picard will be a Flight Leader, so that leaves another FL spot open. I believe I offered it to LT Urza, but I can't remember the response. I'm assuming you want it, but can you eamil me to confirm, please :o) After that, we'll get togther and decide what your duties will be. That's all for this week, now go fly!
Respectfully submitted,
CMDR/CM Girth Snail/Valkyrie/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
BSx2/PC/ISM/MoI/IS-1BW-1SR/CoB [CNTR]
{IWATS-AIM-CBX-FLA-ICQ-IIC/1/2-LIN-M/1/2-SM/2/3-XTM/1-XTT}
[TK-8621] pokemynosearea@hotmail.com
(backup e-mail: philip.tunstall@ntlworld.com)