Beth Report # 22 (2002-06-07)

This report was submitted by CPT Aeishline Strathaven



Salute

At begining I remind you all about WotS competition.
It’s end tomorrow. So start submitting pilots.
Also there is thing of Run-on by mail. You didn’t say if you like this idea or we drop it?
Our WC had some computer accident lately.
So in order to keep your flying activtiy up I asked former Beth Squadron CMDR, CPT Loor for assistance in BSFing. Please for now sent all pilot files to him: loor@home.se
Please zip pilot files and put in name of zip: your PIN and your name.
Let’s get to it Blitzkrieg is running.
This does not apply to pilot files from missions assigned for War of the Squadrons!
Finally I spoke on Holonet with our CMDR and she sent to you something:) (Look below)


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Holonet News

° War of the Squadrons, first round is ending tomorrow.
° 1st Omega Open Competition started. It’s TIE based, open for all Sov pilots competition. Look at the announcement for more details.
° 'Blitzkrieg' Competition running.
° Our WC, COL Jahan Kalar had birthdays. Happy birthday.
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Orders
° Participate in 'Blitzkrieg' Competition. Detail are at: http://www.emperorshammer.net/to/compdetails.asp?ID=1687
° Participate in War of the Squadrons Competition. Detail are at: http://www.emperorshammer.net/to/compdetails.asp?ID=1663
° Fly missions and battles to improve our citations.
° Post on MB: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=57&v=2&s=0&lps=50.
° Get on IRC, Undernet Server, and channel: #beth and #wing_iii.
° T/D pilots report to me: kanereese@hotmail.com on Fridays with your activity please, it will allow me to keep Reports and Activity Tracking Records accurate.
° MIS report to FL/LCM Dierdre Varn (bluetoxicjester@yahoo.com)
° Be Pre-active.

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Blitzkrieg Competition FCHG Status

MAJ Nurel Turr: [414]+5
LT Mithrandir: [5]+5
CPT Aeishline Starthaven: [54]+0
LCM Zekk Thyne: [148]+0
LCM Dierdre Varn: [29]+0
LCM Dark Damian: [61]+0
LT Mordred: [159]+0
LT Kolos Murdock: [0]+0
LT Kane Reese: [295]-2

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Activity
° CPT Aeishline Starthaven [#7805]:
v On leave.
° LCM Zekk Thyne [#7307]:
v Reported in.
v High email activity.
° MAJ Nurel Turr [#2375]:
v Semi leave.
v High email activity.
v Expanded review: XWA-FREE 65 XO-TAC.
v Flew: XWA-FREE 65 (WotS submission).
° LT Kane Reese [#8958]:
v A-CMDR.
v Maintaing Homepages: Beth and Flight II.
v Wrote XWA-FREE 65 XO-TAC review.
v Flew: Flew: TIE-TC 11,12,13,14,15,16,17
XWA-FREE 65 (WotS submission).
° LT Mithrandir [#9180]:
v Reported in.
v Email activity.
v Flew: XWA-TC 2 and XWA-IW 24.
° LCM Dark Damian [#8538]:
v Semi-Leave.
v Going to reserves.
° LCM Dierdre Varn [#7184]:
v Morale Officer and Flight III Leader.
v Reported in.
v High email activity.
v Flew: XWA-FREE 66
XWA-FREE 65 (WotS submission).
° LT Kolos Murdock [#9003]:
v On leave.
° LT Mordred [#7088]:
v On leave.
v RL problems.
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CMDR Aeishline Strathaven Postcard

Here is something that our CMDR wanted you all to read :)

Never take candy from men in dark helmets.
When pulled over by a man in uniform, simply say, you don't need to see his identification.
In negotiations, a thermal detonator can come in handy.
Check your neighbour's freezer to see if you left there any friends.
Remember: taking your droids to a bar will only arouse suspision.
Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
If you care about your well-being, NEVER build a nuclear reactor shaft in the CENTER of your own room.
Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you're a god.
Make sure the door is completely open before going through it.
Pay your debts on time, you can't always kill the bill collector.
Don't ever brag about your hyperdrive.
If you teach out of a swamp, don't expect many students.
Young men should be wary of getting involved with crazy, old hermits who like to be called "Master."
Don't drive alien bikes at full speed in a forest, especially if you're too small to reach the brake pedal.
Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with (they may be your relatives).
If your vehicle is being rammed, ducking doesn't help much.
Green senior citizens with big ears don't just appear in quiz shows.
Wise is the walking, talking Muppet.
Decorate rooms with frozen folks.
One human would be able to feed an entire tribe of Ewoks.
If you get nuisance phone calls, shoot the phone.
If you run a military academy, go over how to deal with small, furry opponents.
No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap.
Never let your friend know you're having problems with your droid.
Don't park in asteroids.
Kids, beware: if you don't behave, your parents could cut your hand off.
Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it:
Emperor - overconfident
Luke - his friends
Death Star - thermal exhaust port
Stormtroppers - Ewoks
Star Destoyers - bridge deflector shields
Darth Vader - compasion for his kids
Leia - smugglers
Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees
3PO - frail body
If you see a small blue elephant at a party, you haven't necessarily had too much to drink.
Don't use advanced targeting computers; rely on the voice of an old madman inside our head when you shoot.
When faced with extreme danger, go headlong to the meanest ship. Chances are, Lord Vader will choke his superior to death before perishing himself.
It is impossible for a sophisticated, specialised military computer to hit a target that is just two meters wide.
Don't ever go into a hole. If it gets mad enough it might try to eat you!





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Beth Squadron Roster

COMMANDER: CPT Aeishline Strathaven (aeishlinestrathaven@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Pirouettes of Death
BANNER: beth.gif
MOTTO: Break the Silence with Silver Scream!
HOMEPAGE: http://beth.wing3.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=57

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Enchanted Shadows
Motto: Let the Doors of Pain be opened!
1) CPT Aeishline Strathaven (aeishlinestrathaven@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LCM Zekk Thyne (ryan@JetsGymnastics.com)
4) MAJ Nurel Turr (nurel_turr@yahoo.com )

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Whispering Wraiths
Motto: From Shadow we strike, whispering Song of Damnation
Homepage: http://beth.wing3/flight2
1) LT Kane Reese (kanereese@hotmail.com)
2) LT Mithrandir (urbanikb@wp.pl)
3) TBA
4) LCM Dark Damian (ddamian@skrzynka.pl)

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Spectre Knights
Motto: Death presides on our Wingtips
1) LCM Dierdre Varn (bluetoxicjester@yahoo.com)
2) LT Kolos Murdock (doug27_fire@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) LT Mordred (mordred@caverna7.cjb.net)

That's all.

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A-CMDR--FL/LT Kane Reese/Beth 2-1/Wing III/SSSD Sovereign
ISM/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB [KNGT] {IWATS-AIM-BX-ICQ-IIC/1/2/3-M/1/2-SM/2-TM-XAM}
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Beth Squadron Executive Officer
Acting as Commander of Beth Squadron


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