~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #25 - 23rd July 2002~ Sorry for this being late, im sick and havnt the energy.
~CMDR's Rant~
Avenger, Omega, Tau, Prae - What do they all have in common?
All can all get the snot beaten outta them by Tornado!!!!
~Squadron News~
Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!Next Target - Colossus Squadron League (Sixth Round)
Start Date - NOW!!!!
After our latest win against Alpha which wasnt even basiclly a challenge with no submissions from their side and only two submissions from ours (with a few excusals) we are once again fighting a squad that has the tendency to fight back, Spear Squadron. They seem to have only two submissions per round however if those two submissions beat us, we will draw the round and if we draw we are out of the running for the final.
The mission is FREE-TIE #199 and is due to me by the usual time of FRI/SAT Midnight EST. If we lose one more match we will not make it to the finals, so we must beat every other team in our divsion, we beat all but one last time so this shouldnt be too hard but remeber if you dont submit a pilot file with a good score then your only letting your squadron members down. If you fly this missions ASAP then feel free to submit hints for your fellow squadron members, makes it easier for everyone. So lets do it shall we. CSL Website is here: http://www.isdcolossus.com/wc/csl/CSL2/
It shows fixtures and current results so bookmark it.
Squadron Standing Orders
From now on you must do at least one of these a week.
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform) *This inculdes Beta Testing for TAC office*
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc.
Ill update the website when i can.
Promotions
Tomaas was promoted this week to the rank of Commander, congrats TM you sure deserved it more than anyone ive ever seen.
New Pilots
Welcome the following pilots to Tornado,
LT Servius Maximus
MAJ Hev Randrowan
CPT Crix Madine
Welcome to the best squadron in the fleet boys, and to make your welcome offical, the rest of the squad will buy u all a round at the cantina.
New Comp
I was going to start a webpage comp today, but being sick has put it on hold, so ill start it up next week.
Its a non-flying comp so it will go well with CSL running. Its quite simple, go to the tornado website (www.isdchallenge.org/tornado) look over it and remeber whats there. This time next week there will be a certain amount of changes and the first person who sends me an e-mail with all of them will win an IS-BR, so get to the site and have a look (this comp doesnt inculde the news page)
X arrvies!
X has arrived in Tornado, everyone in the squad (and CMDR's on the Challenge and up) are given X access (Differnt amounts) so if you see myself or Quinn/Rast on IRC in #tornado tell us your cservice username and we will set u up (www.cservice.undernet.org).
#Tornado rules will be uploaded onto the website when i finish writing them up.
They will be followed as all CoC's and AoW's are of course.
Citations
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Sorry about the lack of update last week, ill update it as soon as i can but it may be a day or two since now that we have more pilots it needs lots more work.
Remember you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.
~Squadron Orders~
~FLY TIE-FREE 199 *PRIORITY COMP*
~Wing Comp "Allstars", Fly FREE-XWA #61 by the 4th.
~Squadron Standing Orders
~Fly for Citations
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS
~Wing/BG News~
~Wing Comp~
This is for the Challenge Allstars Squadron (formerly known as the Honour Guard).
Essentially, Mai wants a nice XWA squadron to be able to take on squadrons in other X-Wing Alliance Ships.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, and want to be part of the Allstars, is to fly Free XWA 61, and send it to me (cc your FL) for processing by 4th August 2002.
Highest score wins an IS-SW, and second highest score wins an IS-BW. The top six scores will gain entry into the Allstars Squadron.
The current high score on the mission is held by MAJ Mark Schueler of the ISD Colossus, at 30,619. Extra Wing Commander cookies will be handed out to whoever beats that score!
Mai is also giving a kiss to the highest scorer (she said so on IRC) so if any of u beat me ill pound you all into sticky goo!!!!!! :P
~Ship Comp
Supposed Non-Flying ship comp starting soon named “History of the Battlegroups”. Its going to apparently start on Aug 1, so get those graphic skills, and other non-flying skills sharped.
~Fleet News~
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
~From the Vault~
Problems Anakin Would Have At Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
10. Screaming "Wizard!" when hes happy often confuses his teachers
9. Podracer would look silly with 2 brooms pulling it
8. Professor Snape constantly reminding him : "Hey! Lay off the black cloaks kid, that's my gig!"
7. Dobby the House Elf looks too much like Yoda
6. "What do you mean that industrial light isn't magic?!'
5. Everytime he eats an Ever Flavor Bean he always ends up with the rare "Rancor Meet"
4. Keeps seeking the Mirror of Erised to see that strange tall guy in black armor and helmet
3. Always teasing Professor Flitwick about "Willow"
2. "Are you an angel?" simply doesn't work on Hermione
1. Having trouble stopping himself from strangling that little "Hairy Pothead" jerk...
~The Usual Suspects~
MAJ Master
7/17 Awarded LoA
7/17 Awarded LoA
7/20 Flew TIE-FREE #82 - Farewell to Renegade (7,013)
7/22 Flew XWA-FREE #61 - Aggressor Strike Force - Command Staff (Score With-held)
7/? Active on IRC
7/? Posted on Msg Boards
7/? TAC Office Work
LCM Sint Seelasi
On Emergency Leave
LT Servius Maximus
7/23 Arrived in Tornado Squadron
7/? IRC Presence
LCM Tomaas Montte
7/16 Flew XWA-TC Battle #21 - Ast's Story (2,386)
7/16 Flew XWA-FREE #67 - The Eye of the Storm (750)
7/16 Flew XWA-FREE #72 - Deception (2,160)
7/16 Flew XvT-ID Battle #1 - Corporate Sector Incident (83,808)
7/16 Flew TIE-TC Battle #31 - Hidden Agenda (83,090)
7/16 Awarded Broze Star of the Empire
7/20 Wrote Flight Report
7/20 Flew TIE-FREE #82 - Farewell to Renegade (3,739)
7/21 Promoted to Commander
7/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards
MAJ Hev Randrowan
7/21 Returned to Tornado Squadron
7/22 Flew XWA-FREE #61 - Aggressor Strike Force - Command Staff (Score With-held)
7/21 Flew TIE-TC Battle #62 - Taco Wars (54,223)
CPT Crix Madine
7/23 Arrived in Tornado Squadron
LCM Rollins
7/20 Wrote Flight Report
7/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards
CM William Flechette
Awaiting Removal
LCM Quinn Median
7/20 Got X in #tornado
7/20 Awarded an ISM.
7/? Active on IRC
7/? Active on Msg Boards
Lt Cyrus
7/? On Leave
~Challenge Most Wanted~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LT Servius Maximus (cronoking15@aol.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) CM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
3) CPT Crix Madine (crixmadine@comcast.net)
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
2) LCM Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) TBA
4) LT Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
Citations: 29
FCHG Average: 366
Combat Rating Average: 20
~Dark Lord of the Week~
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Cyrus, even though he is on leave he has recruited two new pilots.
~Ewok of the Week~
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Alpha Squadron, they have yet to submit in the CSL.
~Quote of the Week~
(`Master) pffffft
(`Master) your ass is grass and Shaks gunna smoke it
(`Master) :P
~Nuff said :P
(MAJ_RazoR) Master: You don't have a GF , do you?
(`Master) i think u already know the answer to that Hev
(`Master) this is me we are talking about
~Did u really need to ask :P
* shak bats his eyes at master, "its just you and me now big boy"
* `Master whips out his "big boy" :P
(shak) i want the boom stick damnit!
(`Master) "This is my BOOM STICK"
~*wacks people with Boom Stick*
* McCollum waves at Master, salutes and then runs >:P
* `Master doesnt ravage chris for his insolence
* McCollum cries broken heartedly
~Salute me if you dare!!!!
~Site of the Week~
http://www.fanfiction.netRespectfully Submitted,
~MAJ "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron~
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