Tornado Report # 30 (2002-08-25)

This report was submitted by MAJ Master


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~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #29~ - 25th August 2002~

~CMDR's Rant~


Women! *rants and raves*

~Squadron News~

Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!
Next Target - Colossus Squadron League (Finals!!!)
Start Date - NOW!!!!

I'll get back to you the moment i get the mission we have to fly.

Remember all submissions are due to me Midnight Friday Night/Saturday Morning. And since its a priority comp your all expected to fly. And we cant lose.

And since theres a wager with Inferno going i cant let us lose! If you dont know the wager it is as follows: The Squadron that gets the furthest in the CSL gets to rename the other squadrons Callsigns and Ship names for One Month. So in your free time think up some goofy ship names and callsigns for Inferno. Ive already got a killer one thought up for Sephiroth >:P

Lets show the entire EH that Tornado is the best, and we know it.
CSL Website is here: http://www.isdcolossus.com/wc/csl/CSL2/
All match infomation, pilot stats and such is availble there.

And just so you all know, we will be doing a tour of the Elite Squads once we win the CSL, after a small rest of course.

Squadron Standing Orders
From now on you must do at least one of these a week.

Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform) *This inculdes Beta Testing for TAC office*
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.

Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc.

Ill update the website when i can.

Roster Changes
Crix has left to go take command of Slayer Squadron, best of luck to him. That brings us down to 11 pilots, get out there are recruit us one more pilot to get us back to 12.

Webpage Comp
There are 20 changes in all on the webpage, several occur on the same page. I sent out some hints for you all, still no submissions.
(The News is not counted as a change so dont say thats one)
Winner gets an IS-BR.

Back to Basics
As said in the past reports, theres another flying comp going so i can keep u all active. All you have to do is fly the orginal Tie Fighter battles and get a good score.
And yes when i say orignal i mean the ones that the CD (or Disk) installs when u install the game.

Deadline is the end of the month, High Scorer gets a IS-BW.

You dont have to fly all the battles, just as much as you can.

Citations
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Updated.
Remember you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.

Promotion
Cyrus get your ass here!
*jumps* Damnit boy, dont sneak up on me like that.

Now, for annoying your Commander, ravaging poor defenseless cadets (which is my job), trying to get into Mai's good books, and basiclly being yourself, for the next 48 hours you will be the cantina's newest service droid. You will go around, listen to all the old and feble officers say how bad the battle of Yavin was and how if they had Tie Defenders back then the Empire would be ontop yadda yadda etc etc and you will like every second of it or you wont get this *holds up LCM rank pin*.

Suggest you get to work.

Tune in later for the result, will Cyrus be promoted, will he get that LCM pin, the answer is.....on the rosters :P

Congrats Cyrus, now do something! :P

~Squadron Orders~


~Fly At Least one of the Wing Comps~

~Fly for CSL Final when i send out the mission *PRIORITY*~

~Squadron Standing Orders~

~Fly for Citations~

~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~

~Wing/BG News~


~From the Desk of Mairin~

TopGun: Cheeeeeeeeeesy title, but the goal of this one is to fly as many missions by the end of the month as possible. Highest number of missions flown wins, and in the event of a tie, whoever flew the most without invulnerable and unlimited ammo will get the win. The winner will get an IS-SW, a nice activity reward at the end of the month, AND a bottle of Chal-pagne. Runners up will receive an IS-BW, a nice activity reward, and a consolation kiss from the Wing Commander. :P If you want all those fabbo prizes, it's time to bust out those joysticks and get your arses in your TIEs!

Challenge Ace: Fly Free-TIE #78 for the highest score you can by 31st August. Top scorer wins an IS-SW and second highest scorer wins an IS-BW

Challenge League 2: Coming soon to a Wing near you...

~NEW BGCOM~
Congratulations to VA Krax Tarnisar, the new BGCOM

~Fleet News~

http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm

~From the Vault~


The vault is closed this week.

~The Usual Suspects~


MAJ Master
8/? Fiction work
8/? Too annoyed to do anything else
8/? Active on IRC

LCM Sint Seelasi
8/22 Reported in, Will return in two weeks after a holiday.

LT Servius Maximus
8/? IRC Presence

LT Kuju
8/22 Submitted graphic

CM Tomaas Montte
8/24 Flew XWA-IW Battle #28 - The Valiant and the Immortal
8/24 Wrote Flight Report
8/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards

MAJ Hev Randrowan
8/24 Awarded LoA
8/22 Flew TIE-FREE #78 - Corran Horn #1

COL Darklord
8/? High IRC Presence

LCM Rollins
8/24 Wrote Flight 3 Report
8/18 Flew TIE-TC Battle #18 - Interception (68,311)
8/16 Awarded PC
8/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards

LCM Quinn Median
8/? Active on IRC

LT Haztix Vel
8/? On Leave

LCM Cyrus
8/24 Promoted to LCM

~Challenge Most Wanted~


TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=39

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LT Servius Maximus (cronoking15@aol.com)
4) LT Kuja (ameloril@comcast.net)

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) CM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
3) TBA
4) COL Darklord (darklord@isdchallenge.org)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
2) LCM Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) LT Haztix Vel (iw_mozidude@yahoo.co.uk)
4) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)

Citations: 17 (down from last week)
FCHG Average: 331
Combat Rating Average: 22

~Dark Lord of the Week~

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

Cyrus, for his promo

~Ewok of the Week~


Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

Wing X, we missed out on the CoL's, dont get me started.

~Quote of the Week~


(MindBubbl) its biology: survival of the species...
(MindBubbl) really: if the crew of the falcon ever got real hungry, they would've
snuffed chewie and ate him:P
(MindBubbl) that is... if he didn't eat them first:P

~So true

~Site of the Week~



www.fanfiction.com

Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-TCS/MAJ Master/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PCx4/ISMx10/MoT-1rh-1gh/IS-7BW-1SR-1PR/LoC-ISx14/DFC/CoL/CoB/LoAx5/OV
[LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-FLA-GFX-ICQ-M/1/2-RT-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM-XTM/1/2-XTT}

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