~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #31~ - 3rd September 2002~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Bloody Eudora, if your still having problems with code and my reports im sorry, just go to the link.
***~Squadron News~***
*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Well its over, we got beaten in the first round of the finals, while i am disappointed life must go on. Everyone did well, Tomaas in particular as he never missed a week (i think).
I'm proud of you all, currently we stand at 7 wins, two losses.
You all have a week off from a comp, while you still have to do SOMETHING! I'm not ordering a mission or anything.
Starting this time next week (i hope) we will be up against a squad in a normal comp, so as these are done on averages 100% participation is required and since its going to be an elite squadron hopefully we will need good scores.
Rest while you can, you'll need it.
Congrats to Inferno who made it through to the finals, good luck guys.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Many of you are not doing a damn thing, this week many of you havnt done anything, while i dont expect much i do expect something. IRC presence is not going to cut it, e-mails telling me your here are not going to cut it, you have to do one of the following EACH WEEK!
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given! And your FL must be CC'd.
*Roster Changes* CoHo has returned to Tornado, welcome back to the finest squad in the TC.
*Webpage Comp*
No Submissions, no winner.
*Back to Basics*
Only one submission, besides my own. Tomaas gets the victory.
IS-BW on its way TM.
*Citations*
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Sort of Updated, will need more changes once the roster changes happen though.
Remember you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Do something in the Squadron Standing Orders~
~Fly for Citations~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
Challenge League 2: Coming soon to a Wing near you... (which Tornado will easily win)
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~From the Vault~***
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant room hidden from everyones eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of information and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existence even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info:
Tornado Flight II "Escort" Service Open for Business
Flight II - More than just a bunch of bootlickers™
Being the all-round do-gooders of Tornado squadron, Flight II tries it's very best to please. We offer a wide range of services to satisfy your every whim and desire!
Escort Services - They don't call us The Escort Flight for nothing...for the smallest of fees, any member of Flight II is willing to accompany you during those embarrassing "oh crap I haven't got a girlfriend" situations. Despite our obvious lack of female members, us male members are more than ready to put on a blonde wig, leather skirt and crotchless panties (not supplied)...if it weren't for the stubble you'd be hard-pressed to tell us from the real thing!
Grooming Services - Obviously our job is to make sure that we have our heard firmly inserted as far up our commanding officer as is humanly possible, and we will go to any length to ensure we're always in the goodbooks. We'll clean, polish, buff and shine anything from your smelly shoes to your soiled underwear...and the great thing is we'll always have a smile on our face.
Discipline Services - Flight II believes in adhering to the traditional iron-fist Imperial way of authority. If you are having trouble with a fellow pilot, then just send him round to Flight II, and Commander Tomaas Montte will be more than pleased to discipline said pilot accordingly. From past experiences we would suggest that you bring along some sort of friction burn cream, as well as bandages and anti-septic lotion. CM Tomaas Montte does certainly enjoy discipline.
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master
8/30 Flew TIE-FREE #28 - John #1
8/? Highly active on IRC.
8/? Highly active on message boards.
8/? Work for the TAC office.
LCM Sint Seelasi
On Leave
LT Servius Maximus
8/25 On Leave (returning Sept 25th)
LT Kuja
9/? IRC Presence
CM Tomaas Montte
9/3 XWA-DB Battle #1 - The Forgotten Planet (10,084)
9/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards
MAJ Hev Randrowan
8/30 Flew TIE-FREE #28 - John #1
9/? Active on IRC & Message Boards
COL Darklord
8/30 Flew TIE-FREE #28 - John #1
9/? High IRC Presence
LCM Rollins
9/2 Made a request to me
9/? Active on IRC & Msg Boards
LCM Quinn Median
9/? Active on IRC
LT Haztix Vel
9/? IRC Presence
LCM Cyrus
9/? Active on IRC
~Challenge Most Wanted~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LT Servius Maximus (cronoking15@aol.com)
4) LT Kuja (ameloril@comcast.net)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) CM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
3) SL Corran Horn (coho@isdchallenge.org)
4) COL Darklord (darklord@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
2) LCM Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) LT Haztix Vel (iw_mozidude@yahoo.co.uk)
4) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
Citations: 22 (Up from last week)
FCHG Average: 365
Combat Rating Average: 26
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:
Everyone who has done something other than IRC presence.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Everyone who hasn't.
***~Quote of the Week~***
I couldn't find anything this week. >:/
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.fanfiction.com
Respectfully Submitted,
~MAJ "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron~
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"You don't know me, Don't ignore me, You don't want me there, You Just Shut me Out!"