CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the day of 3/15, 2002

THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
March Madness
vs
ISD Challenge Marching Band

Airyu: Okay, Yutzka. Just go in the gym, the competitors will be in shortly.
Serovich: *walks into the darkened gymnasium on board the Challenge* O.. kay.....
Airyu: *punches the controls, and light floods the room* Excellent. The first game will start NOW!!!
Serovich: *confusedly* Huh? What the hell?
- Another door slides open, revealing none other than COL Plif, standing at an intimidating 7 feet tall. He steps into the gym, and a pair of baskets come up from both ends of the court. A basketball drops from the ceiling.
Plif: Let's go, little man.
Serovich: No.... that's quite okay...
Plif: *Picks up the ball and drives down the court toward the basket*
Serovich: *reluctantly backs up, guarding him*
Plif: *plows through Serovich, shoots, and scores* WHO'S YO DADDY!!!
Airyu (over the loudspeaker): Major Serovich, you have been eliminated from the tournament.
Serovich: .. that was a foul... *stands and collects himself* Okay... so where's the other competitor? I thought the marching band was disbanded before you left!
Airyu: *cackles* THAT'S WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO THINK!!!! MWAA AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Serovich: That... doesn't sound too comforting.... *turns around nervously and screams*
- Legions of penguins carrying various instruments, led by drum majors Vonnegut and Ryan, charge forward in a fury of awful out-of-tune music.
Serovich & Plif (in slow motion): Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! *begin to run for safety*
- The band advances. Plif is smacked in the forehead by Ryan's mace, and Serovich is run through by a trombone slide.
Serovich: Dear... god.... whyyyyyyy!??!?!? *falls to his knees*
Airyu: Well, as we can see, this match was a blowout!
Dick Vitale: Worst I've ever seen, baby!!!
Airyu: *turns around* What the hell are you doing here!??!?! *jumps out of the press box and lands inside a sousaphone*

MORAL(s): Yutzka and basketball don't mix.
Yutzka and band don't mix.
Airyu and tuba don't mix.
Airyu and Dickie V don't mix, baby.

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CYCLONE HAPPENINGS
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IT'S.. ALIVE!!!!!
The squadron has been reopened. RAH!!!

Arrivals:
CPT Daisuke Airyu -> CMDR
MAJ Yutzka Serovich -> FM 1-2
LCM Vonnegut -> FM 2-2
SL Ryan -> FM 2-3
COL Plif -> FM 3-2

Promotions:
CT Ryan --------> SL

(sorta... it's gonna happen.. you know.)

Medals:
None

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ROCK THE F$&*@IN HOUSE AND KICK SOME @$$
(more commonly referred to as "orders"
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PRIORITY- RECRUIT
We've got a fresh slate, guys, and a squad under half strength. First things first, we need to change that.

PRIORITY- NEW STUFF
I hate to dismiss the work of so many *cough* great commanders... like Corran Halcyon... and... that other guy that came after him... but frankly, the mottos and nicknames suck. Send me any recommendations for new ones, and I'll get 'em changed as soon as the squad is officially opened and I'M BACK IN POWER!!! MWA HA!

SECONDARY
Okay... I'd like a new banner... and a new web page for the site. Anyone interested in doing so, just let me know. You will be rewarded :)

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ACTIVITY
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Uh... right. :)

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ROSTER
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CYCLONE SQUADRON: Heavy Assault
NICKNAME: The Sound and Fury
BANNER: www.emperorshammer.net/images/banners/cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, Glory is... Forever

HOMEPAGE: http://www20.brinkster.com/ghapkette/cyclone/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=59

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
NICKNAME: Crow's Eye
MOTTO: Do you feel... lucky?
1) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) MAJ Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
1) TBA
2) LCM Vonnegut (reboog33@cs.com)
3) SL Ryan (ryan_caul@hotmail.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
NICKNAME: Hell Hornets
HOMEPAGE: http://www.republika.pl/saadam
1) TBA
2) COL Plif (lordplif@gmx.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA

Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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