~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report 17th March 2002~

This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.

~Weekly CMDR's Rant~
Sex Scenes in Star Wars Episode II, i mean come on whats the harm in having a few minor ones in there. We Know Ani and the Queen do it, so why not raise the movies ranking one or something and have some minor ones in it, whats the harm i doubt many younger kids are going to see it anyway, seriously - Finger of Shame to George Lucas.

~Squadron News~

Finally a battle in the Challenge Wargame, you all have to fly FREE-TIE #195 (Which i have attached, smartass Domi :P). You are to fly it by Weds, im going to be very annoyed to those who dont fly it, you have a hints e-mail and it only takes like a half hour so get to it.

Your weekly Battle for the week is TIE-TC Battle #119 - The Razinki Operation (also attached), remember we need 50% of pilots to fly the battle to get the citation. Your doing this to make the squad look better so do it.

Congrats to LCM Tomaas Montte whom i selected to take over the FL2 spot since Arion left, Remember Flight 2 to send anything u send to me, CC him so he

Recruit some more pilots, Ramos is recruiting like hell and im trying to get some cadets so help. I want us up to 12 active pilots.

Remember the FL Spot for Flight Three is still open, prove to me you want it.

CPT "Shakdaddy" Shakur is on leave until Monday. Dont forget to fly when u get back Shak.

~Squadron Orders~

Fly FREE-TIE #195 by Wednesday *Priority*
Fly TIE-TC Battle #119 - The Razinki Operation

IWATS - See what life is like after IWATS.

Recruit - More pilots is always a good thing.

Be Active - Nuff Said.

Get your "Property of Master" Tattoo's, good job to Ramos and Shak who got theres, the rest of you down to the Med Bay now!

~Wing News~
Cyclone Squadron Re-Opened
MAJ Airyu makes his return to take command of the newly re-opened Cyclone Squadron.

War Game
See above. Boliv's Fuzzy Forces are in for a beating.

Trivia
Dont Forget im running Trivia This month, win a IS-SR or BR.

~Fleet News~
I doubt anyone cares.

~From the Vault~
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from everyones eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of infomation and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existance even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info.

Squadron Satisfaction Survey

Okay, the people at the Human Resources Department are concerned that some CMDRs may not be taking care to create an "environment in which pilots can empower themselves" or some touchy-feely bullshit like that. I tried to tell them that if you punks didn't like the way I run my Squadron you can all... (Censored - Human Resources Department). So anyway, they say I have to ask you all what you think of the way I run things. They say I have to treat your opinions seriously. They don't seem to understand that if I want your opinions, I'll give them to you, they... one second, there's someone at the door.

*goes to door, gets screamed at by the Wing Commander for a few minutes, comes back to seat*

Ahem.. okay, answer this survey, we CMDRs take your input .. hrrngh.. seriously. Honestly, we want to be your friends, not just your Commanding Officers, we....

Oh screw this, answer the damn questions! I'm going for a drink!

1. Are you satisfied with your CMDR's performance
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
No - Proceed to Question 2

2. Are you sure you're not satisfied?
Yes - Proceed to Question 3
No - Proceed to Question 5

3. You misunderstood the question, didn't you?
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
No - Proceed to Question 4

4. One more time - Are you satisfied with your CMDR's performance?
Yes - Proceed to Question 5

5. Is there any way you think your CMDR could improve his already God-like performance?
Yes - Go to Question 7
No - Go to question 6

6. If you were CMDR, do you think you could do better at running your Squadron?
Yes - Go to Question 7
No - Go to Question 8

7. Are you nuts?
Yes - That explains it
No - Of course you are, he's perfect you idiot!

8. In your opinion, is your CMDR the sexiest, most cool and hunky babe-magnet to ever grace a Squadron with his presence?
Yes - Of course he is.
No - Go to Question 7.

Thank you for taking part in this Squadron Satisfaction Survey.

~The Usual Suspects~

CM Master
4/12 Wrote Turn Report for Wargame
4/14 Created 10 more trivia questions.
4/15 Awarded LCM Tomaas Montte the FL Spot
4/16 Flew TIE-FREE #195
4/17 Awarded LoC for victory at Eurocomp

LCM Sint Seelasi
*slaps Sint* BAD, do something.

LCM Tomaas Montte
4/14 Completed TIE-TC Battle #97 - Hammer's Week (65,679)
4/15 Promoted to FL

LT Julius Marcus Aurelius
Tie Problems

COL Domi
4/17 Laughed at Master's skill in attaching files to e-mails.

CPT Shakur
One Leave

COL Ramos
Recruited
Participated in several MP Comps.
Won LoC at EuroComp.

~Roster~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/index.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CM Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (gl49036@yahoo.com)
2) LT Julius Marcus Aurelius (bondpp7_2@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) COL Domi (johnny.rage@rogers.com)


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) CPT Shakur (kloc495@aol.com)
3) COL Ramos Kanzco (Magedon42@aol.com )
4) TBA

~Dark Lord of the Week~

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

LCM Tomaas Montte

Since he is a new FL he gets this too :)

~Ewok of the Week~

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Prize Ewok is none other than:

CM Master

For forgetting to attach files :P

~Quote of the Week~
* Kuat wonders who master is :P
* `Master is every Tornado pilots god!

Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-TCS/CM Master/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PC/ISMx9/MoT-1rh/IS-4BW-1PR/LoC-ISx14/DFC/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV [LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-GFX-ICQ-M/1/2-RT-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM-XTM-XTT}