Tempest Report # 0 (2002-04-15)

This report was submitted by CM Kaneda Pellail


Tempest Squadron Weekly Report
 
(04.15.2002)
This one's going to be a quick one... I've got work tonight.
 
 Tempest Squadron Orders
Back into competition mode...
  • Fly Free-TIE #114 against the somewhat misguided forces of the Relentless for pride, honor and stuff.
  • Submit some squadron nickname and motto ideas or I'm just going to have to use my own... we'll be known as the 'Bikini Snatchers' with a motto of "We ain't no cheap electric donkey bottom biters... we're the expensive variety!". To stop the madness just drop me an e-mail with an idea or two and we'll hold the vote next week.
  • Fly some more... we haven't been getting a lot of practice lately, so it's time to get back in the cockpit.
  • Recruit more people for Tempest. Preferably the real active type that are just dying to fly a bunch.
  • Take an IWATS course (or two, or three).
 
 News

Fleet News

  • In the interest of keeping things quick here, fleet news will not be shown here. Instead, you're going to have to go to the site and read through it for yourself. As always, it can be found on the TIE Corps Domain (http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp).
  • Wing News

  • The big items here are:
    • Mell resigned as BGCOM and returned home to Typhoon Squadron!
    • Locke returns from leave and the Wing X war will resume ASAP.
    • Boliv is declared the sexiest mascot!
    • And, in an unrelated story, Mai opened the ISD Challenge Porno service. "We offer tapes, and blow-up dolls, Donkeys, escort service and Boliv naked, served hot!"
  • Squadron News

  • Chris finally gets a new Joystick and recommends Dirk for the MoH... Somehow I doubt Ronin will go for it, but we'll see what we can do. ;-D
  • Kaneda (that's me!) is awarded the Bronze Star just for being himself.
  • Chris Celebrates ONE YEAR in the Emperor's Hammer. In celebration of this milestone, it'll be an open bar in the Cantina tonight... Chris'll pick up the tab on this one. ;-D
  • Kaneda celebrates 2 months as CMDR of Tempest Squadron! I guess that numb-nuts owes everyone a round of beer as well. :-P
  •  Pilot Activity

    CM Kaneda Pellail

  • 04/12/2002 - Submitted TC-TIE #97
  • 04/13/2002 - Submitted TC-TIE #98


  • CM Chris McCollum
  • 04/14/2002 - Submitted Flight 2 Report
  • 04/14/2002 - Submitted TC-TIE #3
  • 04/14/2002 - Submitted TC-TIE #194


  • LCM Mike Keyman
  • none - Time to get flying


  • CM Rover
  • 04/15/2002 - Submitted TC-TIE #52


  • LCM Dirk Logan
  • 04/08/2002 - Sent Chris McCollum a new joystick


  • LT Kane Hooper
  • none - Whoops, it's time to get movin'


  • LT Prost Varsis
  • none - Time to get back in the cockpit
  •  
     Current Tempest Roster

    Tempest Squadron Banner

    TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep Strike
    COMMANDER: CM Kaneda Pellail (kaneda@isdchallenge.org)
    NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
    BANNER: tempest.jpg
    MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
    HOMEPAGE: http://www27.brinkster.com/tempest1

    FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
    Nickname: Cupid's Arrows
    Motto: "Mortuus ex Vento" -- "Death from the Wind"
    1) CM Kaneda Pellail (kaneda@isdchallenge.org)
    2) TBA
    3) TBA
    4) TBA

    FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
    Nickname: "Katayoku no Tenshi" - The One Winged Angels
    Motto: We are the Plague of the Galaxy!
    1) CM Chris McCollum (ministryisadeity@aol.com)
    2) LCM Mike Keyman (keyman@isdchallenge.org)
    3) CM Rover (eh_rover@lglobus.ru)
    4) TBA

    FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
    Nickname: The Imperial Monsoon
    Motto: "We'll blow you off your feet."
    1) LCM Dirk Logan (scott@sparksracing.com)
    2) LT Kane Hooper (pkhooper@bigpond.com)
    3) LT Prost Varsis (thecrazynomad@yahoo.com)
    4) TBA


    Total: 7
    FCHG Listings | Combat Ratings | Squadron Reports (45)

    Squadron Citations (10):
       TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
       TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
       TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
       TIE-TC Battle 48 - "Ski Hoth" - Star Wars Mercenaries
       TIE-TC Battle 92 - Deep Recon Into Tyrranian Space
       TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
       TIE-TC Battle 139 - Mugaari Insurgence
       TIE-TC Battle 142 - New Republic Retaliation
       TIE-TC Battle 160 - Battle of Insanity
       TIE-TC Battle 165 - The Hunt for Zsinj

     
     And now, your moment of Zen...

    This clears a lot of things up... (Click Here)

     
    Respectfully submitted,
    CMDR/CM Kaneda Pellail/ Tempest/ Wing X/ ISD Challenge
    BSx3/PCx10/ISMx15/MoI/IS-1BW-2SR-1GR/MoC-1BoC/CoB/LoAx3/OV-6E [EXCR]
    {IWATS-ASP-CBX-GFX-ICQ-IIC/1/2/3-M/1/2-PHP/1/2-RT-SM/1/2-TM-TT-VBS-XAM-XTT}
    Beer: it's what's for dinner!

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