This week's grudge match:
Attack of the Clones
vs.
Invasion of the Gabber Robots

Serovich: Oh good lord no.
Airyu: But of course.
Serovich: Two of the campiest titles ever...
squaring off in a match of...
CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Airyu: Dear GOD NO!!!!!
Serovich: *decapitates it with his lightsaber*
Serovich: That was close... we almost had a lapse
into something that was never funny to begin with...
right Airyu?
Airyu: All your base... base.. base... all your
base... are belong to us...
Serovich: NO!!!!! *goes to attack Airyu*
Airyuu (a clone of airyu): All your base... base...
base... all your base... are belong to us... *tries to
restrain serovich*
Serovich: *slices off its arms*
*Swarms of Airyu clones flood the room. At their
front is a figure cloaked all in black*
Hooded figure: All your money... money... all your
money... *pulls off his hood*
Serovich: Nnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
George Lucas: ... are belong to us!
Airyu: I got da monies? *looks at the cheese in his
hands*
George Lucas: rahhh!!!! *goes postal and kills all
the clones*
Airyu: *blinks a few times, eats the cheese, and
hits George with the Lightmallet*
Airyu: I guess that settles that.

Morale: All your... da monies.... rah!!!!!!

News:

Ok, first off sorry for the delay in this report. I
decided to hold it until the squadron competition was
finished *and* processed. Here are the results:

Slayer: 61,573
Kell: 31,424*
Phantom: 30,149
AVERAGE: 30,787

Yod: 183,570
LC Halcyon = 31,781
LT Kitten-claw = 31,416
CPT Morth = 28,831
LT Philo = 31,781*
CM Red Fox = 29,981
CM Yarik Kelve = 29,780
AVERAGE: 30,595

Well obviously Yod won the squadron victory, and LT
Philio won the top score. (Interesting how their CMDR
got the exact same score.) But our average was
higher. Gotta be proud of that, right? To Kell and
Phantom: Congrats. You guys served Slayer well. I
know a few people in the squadron are currently unable
to fly but some of you could've done it. I made it
open for two weekends... I dont want to see another
comp with only two pilots flying.

Fairly quiet week, I've seen most of you around so
there is not much to say today. :P

Orders:

Due to a suggestion, I will add this section now so
you can easily figure what you need to do. (No more
intro like this from now on)

- All Pilots report to the CMDR immediatly!!! I want
to see that you at least check your mail and are
around. Write to me saying you are still here, and
tell me what you are capable of. I want to know
working platforms or any ideas you have. Dont worry,
I'm just checking up on you.

- Send any ideas to the CMDR. I love hearing them and
I will integrate them almost 100% of the time. Unless
they are really odd ;p

- If you think someone deserves a promotion or medal
email their superior! It helps them get it. (This
works for emailing the WC and COM if you think your
CMDR is deserving CPT bars ;p)

That'll do for this week :)

Activity:

LCM Kell:
Flew for the competition, got a really good score!
Flew FREE-TIE 174
Flew FREE-XvT 1
Flew IW-XvT 17
on mIRC

LCM Phantom:
Flew for the competition, got a really nice score!

CPT Airyu:
wrote grudge match
on AIM

CM Serovich:
wrote report
finished up the competition shtuff
on mIRC, AIM
attempting to start ATF pool night :P

Roster:

SLAYER SQUADRON OF WING XIX : Reconnaissance
COMMANDER: CM Yutzka Serovich
(chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Nightflyers.
MOTTO: "Per noctum volumus..."
HOMEPAGE:
http://slayersquadron.homestead.com/Mainpage.html
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=29


FLIGHT I - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Dark Shadows.
Motto: "The night, our forum. Victory, our forte."
1) CM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dark Knights.
Motto: "Our honour is our life."
1) LCM Kell (eh_Kell@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Ranthier Khaen (khaen@gmx.co.uk)
3) LT Renee Jarylle (mara-jade@freenet.de)
4) LCM Phantom (elliot_miller@stgeorges.edu)


FLIGHT III - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Eyes of Darkness.
Motto: "For a life spent in darkness, eternity is
given."
1) LCM Turtle (jedi_turtle88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Scid Rahn (americana_84@hotmail.com)
3) LT Krail Darkblade (knagy@trentu.ca)
4) LT Jon Marius (giddyjoe@hotmail.com)

Squadron Citations (14):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 27 - (X)-Wings of Glory
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
TIE-DB Battle 4 - Baptism of Fire

Respectfully submitted,
CMDR/CM Yutzka Serovich/Slayer/Wing XIX/SSD Avenger
PCx2/ISMx7/LoC-ISx14/CoL/CoB/OV [GALL]
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