Hello kiddies..... I'm back! >:P Yes, Teth's dashing, heoric, daring, and most of all, lying son of a bitch of a CMDR is back! >:P Which means y'all know the drill.... Teth weekly reports are neither weekly, nor reports. >:P I'll ask the impossible, expect the unexpected, yell, scream, shout and swear at you.... and that'll just be waking you up. >:P Anyways. News!

1. Roster Changes & Boring Stuff.

Well, like I said in the introduction, I'm back as Teth's CMDR, after my little stint in the reserves, and this time, I'm here for good! You all had your chance to get out whilst you can! >:P Anyway, more importantly, we welcome back two old Teth members, LCM Cochrane, who take back his slot in the Badger Pack, and LC Halcyon, who you also all know... now, just because he was once in Praetorian & Yod, doesn't give you an excuse to make his life a living hell... no... who am I kidding, make the bastard sweat! >:P Seriously, glad you've finally seen sense, Halcy >;P Since he's joined us, it means Yod CMDR is open... blah blah blah... Reaper.... boring stuff here... applictions.... honestly, who really cares? >:P

2. Malik is one Crazy Dane.

Indeed. As the title says, Malik is one crazy Dane. I half jokingly challenged him to a competition, and to my complete amazement, and stunning embarassment, he said yes. So. Err. Teth v Lamed. Yeah. You have till Sunday to fly TC-TIE 112, and there will be an IS-BWs going to me.... err... I mean the Highest Scorer. >:P Uhm. Yeah. This is not quite what I imagined would be our first comp back... so yeah, sorry lads (& lass) I'll get something good for ya next, I promise! You know you can count on me! (To not live upto my promises, that is. >:P)

3. Mascot Power Battles TIE Results.

We came, we saw, we kicked the living hell out of everyone. >:P Unfortunately... this was one of those sucky "Ohh... lets be fair and give points to everyone who particpated!" kinda deals, and due to sucky particapation on our part, and the Wings, we ended coming second to Wing II, who also went away with the whole kit & kaboodle. Which means there are Mini-Fords running round the Sov. Or something like that. Nice one lads! >:P On the plus side, Teth (technically >:P) claimed the 1st 4 places, with myself grabbing 1st & an IS-GW, Halc 2nd & IS-SW, Hawky 3rd IS-BW and Badger.... Badger came fourth by a few hundread points, and gets bugger all, but it's teamwork lads.... err... that's not going to placate him is it? Err... Help! >:P

4. All the Good TIE Squadrons are Dead...

Indeed. Prae are poncing around with 6 members, and faffing around with XWA these days. Tornado (who never were any good anyway, I suppose. >:P) Have a muppet as a CMDR and are about as skillful as the French Army, Sigma, well... they've gone and bloody well closed.... which leavs a distinct lack of decent TIE Squadrons around... so I was thinking, bugger trying to find one... how about we challenge a TIE Wing? Could be a laugh. >:P Comments, thoughts, suggestions, random abuse.... you know where to send it. >:P

5. Minkus in a state of confusion!

*Waits for the many "We already knew that" type jokes to pass* Indeed. I'm confused. You see, now that Halc's joined, I no longer have the highest rank in the Squadron, nor the highest FCHG ranking, since he ties with me on one, and beats me on the other. This hasn't been the case since May 2000. A random bit of History I thought could fill up some report space. >:P However, I am still best best pilot, so nyah. >:P

Anyway, that's it for this week's poor excuse of a Squadron Report! Expect another one, never, and you'll be more or less spot on, and amazed if one does turn up! >:P And for the old timers out there, the ">:P" *Not included in count* count is 18!

CMDR/LC Mini Minkus/Teth/Wing IV/SSSD Sovereign
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