Zayin Squadron Report # 28

Don't know what you got till it's gone,
Don't know what it is I did so wrong, wrong, wrong.
Now I know what I got it's just this song,
And it ain't easy to get back takes so long, long, long.

For those who don’t know, remember this...women remember EVERYTHING! Including CRAP from EIGHT YEARS AGO!!!! Anyway, this week’s report will be a short one since I have no desire to write this report this week [Something to do about women, I don’t know.]. Maybe I should have asked Halc to write this for me. :P Okay dang it, let’s get the ball rolling! >:/ /me gets a bottle of JD, a Cuban cigar that he had left from the escapades of Harold, and begins to write this report. :P

Turr’s Babe of the week:
Rachael Leigh Cooke http://www.geocities.com/biohazrd213/ and http://www.actressretreat.com/rachaelleighcook/
**Hey, some guys like blondes, I like brunnettes! :P**

Squadron News:

-Well the Zayin vs. Kaph Comp is almost over. You have until tonight to get me the mission! Thus far, I do not have 2 pilot’s pilot files and you two know who you are, so fly it!

-Also, I have been in contact with CM Murkrow Defender and he is ready to do battle! This will require everyone to fly! As important as the inter-wing comps are, anytime we do battle against another squadron, this is even more important! We must show who is the better squadron! It appears, as though, we will not need the services of LC Halcyon or anyone at this time. Since we will be without his services, I expect everyone to fly and those that don’t fly will be watched closely.

-Mayk has completed another IWATS test: the AIM one. Good job!
-Here is this weeks tally and the total thus far:
This Week:
LCM Mayk Drazzic: 1 –1 IWATS Test, 17 – 3 Battles
CPT Hello: 6 – 1 TC Mission
CPT Xander Drax: 0

Totals:
LCM Mayk Drazzic: 23
CPT Hello: 11 –includes banners/uni’s
CPT Xander Drax: 0 [Yes Xander, you ARE included in this, remember that FL for Three Flight may be at stake as well if you don’t show me some activity!]

-Looks like LCM Drazzic has taken a nice sized lead over CPT Hello and a commanding lead over CPT Xander. Less than three weeks left! Fly! Take tests! Recruit! If you really want that FL position! IWATS, recruiting, Banner creation are all accepted means of activity. If you write fiction or anything else, it will be considered. I’ll even throw in a weekend pass at Bret’s Ewok Shag Shack for the winner, provided that Colonel Reaper will allow them to take a weekend off! :P

-For those who have AIM, Yahoo! Msger, MSN Msger, or ICQ, go to http://www.trillian.cc/ and download a copy of this program. I found out that it is not as visible as AIM is, especially if you are not supposed to have programs installed on your PC’s at work. You can log on and it will look for and get your buddy lists. I love it! Trill, trill, trillian man! I’m so happy, I’m a Trillian man! :P [To the tune of “Macho man” or something like that. :P]

Wing News:
-Congrats to both LC Halcyon and LCM KittenClaw for their XvT-FCHG battle called ‘Attack from within’. Fly it if you have XvT! I think they both got an IS-PR [whatever that is! >:P] Congrats anyway! BTW: Does Halc need another medal?

-There are rumors that LC Mini Minkus, the former Squadron Commander of Teth is back and is the commander of Teth again. /me puts a sign on his back...“Then end is here! The end is here!”

-HicRic is NOT a licensed, practicing wing docter! So any long drawn out malpractice suits now become long drawn out lawsuits and since Hic is only a Lieutenant you know that you will not be getting any large sums of cash as a settlement. :P

-We placed second in LCM Jack's Ultimate Scramble
Here are the scores:
Wing III: 379
Wing IV: 197
Wing VI: 157
Wing II: 65
Wing V: 39
Wing I: 23
**There are rumors that there were some kind of concessions made [or not made] or something like that. I don’t know if it’s true but there is nothing we can do about it now. :P I suggest that next time we do one of these kinds of comps that ALL MISSIONS from the Mission Compendium be included, including pending ones! Just the humble opinion of a Captain. :P

-The MPB is in it’s final round! The mission is TC-TIE 125! Fly it and send it to Reaper and CC me! It is very important that I hear about this as well! Getting a mission approval [if Reaper BSF’s them] w/o my knowledge will be frowned upon and you may lose points in the FL Comp.

-LCM KC, LCM Gold Finger, and MAJ Jon has gone to the RSV's.

-LT Philo, LCM KC, Col Reaper, and myself has received the CoL! w00t!

Fleet News:

-Mission skipping is bad. Just don't do it and if you do, you better have a good reason to skip it.

-There has also been a ban on all new clones. If you have one then you MUST let the FO know about it. Any details can be kept a secret if you want it to be.

-SA Kawolski has resigned as the XO and SA Astatine is the new XO.

Orders:
-Fly TC-TIE 125 for the MPB!

-Recruit! Take IWATS! Fly! Remember that the FL Comp is going on right now.

Rosters:

ZAYIN SQUADRON OF WING IV : Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Nurel Turr (nurel_turr@yahoo.com )
NICKNAME: The Empires Wrath
BANNER: zayin.jpg
MOTTO: Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of war!
HOMEPAGE: http://www.geocities.com/zayin_tc/

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
CPT Nurel Turr (nurel_turr@yahoo.com )
LCM Mayk Drazzic (reptile21@go2.pl)
TBA
TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Eternal Guardians
Motto: We don't forgive and we never forget
TBA
TBA
TBA
TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Right Hand of Vengeance
Motto: We are death incarnate, and the last things you will ever see
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/xanderdrax_tc/index.htm
CPT Xander Drax (xanderdrax_tc@vampirehunter.com)
CPT Hello (HelloRiker@Hotmail.com) 3
TBA
TBA

Respectfully,

CMDR/CPT Nurel “Sako” Turr/Zayin/Wing IV/SSSD Sovereign PC/ISMx2/IS-1BR/CoB/LoAx2/OV-2E [PLDN] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/2} T/D: Nancy Lynn