Slayer Report # 20 (2002-01-09)

This report was submitted by CPT Yutzka Serovich


This week's grudge match:

LT Kaan
vs.
Kant

Airyu -- Aha. At last, I have full editorial control over the grudge matches. Serovich is standing over there looking at several old holo-vids of mine, entirely unaware of what I'm doing to my ATR *wink wink nudge nudge*

Serovich -- Hey! Cut that out!
Airyu -- Bah. Ok. I'll cut to the chase. I pose a question... what is good in life?
Serovich -- The wind through my hair, a falcon on my wrist, and a fleeing horse beneath me!
Crew of SSD Avenger -- Huzzah!!!!
Airyu -- No no no! That's not it at all!! I ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN, WHAT IS GOOD IN LIFE!?!?!
Kaan -- TOOOO CRUUUSH THE ENEMY!!!! TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOUUUU!!! AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF
TTTTTT    HH       HH EEEEEEEE
   TT       HH       HH   EE
   TT       HHHHHHH   EEEEEEEE
   TT       HH       HH   EE
   TT       HH       HH   EEEEEEEE

WOMEN!!!!!! (sorry, i couldn't fit all of it in ascii-art here)
Airyu -- Right. And now for a reading from Immanuel Kant's "The Good Will & The Categorical Imperative".. *grabs a random cadet from his IWATS-GFX class*
Cadet -- Glaaven!!! Ahem... "It is impossible to think of anything at all in the world, or indeed even beyond it, that could be considered good without limitation except a GOOD will. Understanding, wit, judgment and the like, whatever such TALENTS of mind may be called, or courage, resolution, and perseverance in one's plans, as qualities of-"
Serovich -- *shoots cadet* Yes. Killing cadets is good.
Crew of SSD Avenger -- HUZZAH!!!!!

Moral: Philosophy bad. Random violent death good. Hulk tired. zzz


News:

Well the one big thing that happened in the wing is that our WC has resigned. So that means soon we will get another one, hopefully to better the wing. It'll be sad to see ya go Demos, hope you have luck wherever you decide to go. Activity has really started to shoot up now that the holiday vacations are done. Very good for the squadron. If you can keep this up, I'll push for a good competition for us in february. (That is if I dont get Wing Commander -- root for me guys :P) Also this is report #20 yay reports! Roughly 5 months as Slayer CMDR. You guys have been great, hopefully everything will be even better this year!

Orders:

-- Go to http://www.navalcorps.org/lo/mrmiss2002/ and nominate somebody for Mr. and Ms. EH!!! :P

-- Keep flying!

-- Email me if you have any ideas

Activity:

CPT Serovich:
processing BSFs
wrote report
admin stuff (its past 1am... i dont remember :P)
on mIRC, AIM

CPT Airyu:
wrote kick ass grudge match
on AIM, constant contact (admin help)

LT Kaan:
promotion to LT
IWATS TT, XTT, XAM
flew TIE-DB 1

LCM Phantom:
flew TIE-TC 39, 40, 41, 42

LCM Turtle:
flew XWA-TC 23,25,26

SLAYER SQUADRON OF WING XIX : Reconnaissance
COMMANDER: CPT Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Nightflyers.
MOTTO: "Per noctum volumus..."
HOMEPAGE: http://slayersquadron.homestead.com/Mainpage.html
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=29


FLIGHT I - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Dark Shadows.
Motto: "The night, our forum. Victory, our forte."
1) CPT Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
3) LT Kaan (knightblade@attbi.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dark Knights.
Motto: "Our honour is our life."
1) CM Kell (eh_Kell@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Ranthier Khaen (khaen@gmx.co.uk)
3) LT Renee Jarylle (mara-jade@freenet.de)
4) LCM Phantom (elliot_miller@stgeorges.edu)


FLIGHT III - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Eyes of Darkness.
Motto: "For a life spent in darkness, eternity is given."
1) LCM Turtle (jedi_turtle88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Scid Rahn (americana_84@hotmail.com)
3) LT Krail Darkblade (knagy@trentu.ca)
4) LT Jon Marius (giddyjoe@hotmail.com)


Squadron Citations (5):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour

Submitted respectfully,
CMDR/CPT Yutzka Serovich/Slayer/Wing XIX/SSD Avenger
PCx2/ISMx7/LoC-ISx14/CoL/CoB/OV [GALL] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-GFX-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2}

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