Slayer Report # 21 (2002-01-15)

This report was submitted by CPT Yutzka Serovich


This week's grudge match:

Wing Commander vs. Water Closet revisited

--Serovich: Here we are again, another week... another grudge.
--Kaan: So what do we have lined up this week?
--Serovich: This week we shall do the WC vs. WC joke again.
--Kaan: Are you sure about that?
--Serovich: Of course, its a timeless TC classic. Now to compare Entar to a toilet.
--Kaan: Uh...
--Serovich: Quiet Kaan, the room was sweeped for cameras already.
--Kaan: Fine.
--Serovich: First off, Entar has been dealing with a lot of clogged work from what has piled up.
--Kell: Very true, no plunger... no foul smelling odor.
--Turtle: Point Entar.
--Serovich: But our trusted toilet uses those "cakes" to keep a fresh scent.
--Kell: I've heard Entar uses shrooms and spice, and other illegal things not nice.
--Turtle: Hmmmm, point to "Lou the toilet."
--Serovich: Now for the true important question: Who will take the most crap from us?
*Serovich notices Entar coming out from the shadows of his audience*
--Serovich: More on this later!!!
*Sero. runs as Entar chases after him*
--Kell: Uh... I vote in favor of the toilet? You guys?
--Audience: Yeah.

Morale: Its never enough... the WC will always find you. (Its also not good to compare him with a toilet)


News:

Well the big news is that we now have a new Wing Commander: MAJ Entar. So hopefully the wing will gain in strength with our new leader. Also there is now an ATF wide competition running: Roasted or Toasted. It is a writing competition about how your mother or relative prepares and cooks an ewok. All submissions are to be sent to CM Frey (jan.thriene@web.de). This is an easy thing to do, so I expect everyone to participate. Also I am starting an AWOL check today. You have until the 29th to reply stating that you wish to remain. Otherwise you will be sent to the Reserves. Also I will be on leave until the 28th visiting my grandparents in an area with limited internet. So I may not be around, but email and I might answer (maybe).

Transfers:
CPT Airyu -> Reserves

Orders:
-- Participate in Frey's competition and CC me
-- Respond to AWOL check
-- Fly any mission, preferably an Andevia competition

Activity:

LCM Phantom:
flew TIE-TC 44,46

LT Kaan:
flew XWA-FCHG 2, submitted it to Andevia comp
completed IWATS ASP, VBS, and SM/2 (99%) well done!!!
on mIRC

CPT Serovich:
wrote report, grudge match
dealing with admin problems (dont ask)
processing BSFs
on AIM, mIRC

Roster:

SLAYER SQUADRON OF WING XIX : Reconnaissance
COMMANDER: CPT Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Nightflyers.
MOTTO: "Per noctum volumus..."
HOMEPAGE: http://slayersquadron.homestead.com/Mainpage.html
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=29


FLIGHT I - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Dark Shadows.
Motto: "The night, our forum. Victory, our forte."
1) CPT Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Kaan (knightblade@attbi.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dark Knights.
Motto: "Our honour is our life."
1) CM Kell (eh_Kell@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Ranthier Khaen (khaen@gmx.co.uk)
3) LT Renee Jarylle (mara-jade@freenet.de)
4) LCM Phantom (elliot_miller@stgeorges.edu)


FLIGHT III - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Eyes of Darkness.
Motto: "For a life spent in darkness, eternity is given."
1) LCM Turtle (jedi_turtle88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Scid Rahn (americana_84@hotmail.com)
3) LT Krail Darkblade (knagy@trentu.ca)
4) LT Jon Marius (giddyjoe@hotmail.com)

Squadron Citations (5):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour

Respectfully submitted,

CMDR/CPT Yutzka Serovich/Slayer/Wing XIX/SSD Avenger
PCx2/ISMx7/LoC-ISx14/CoL/CoB/OV [GALL] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-GFX-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2}

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