Hey Hey Hey folks... It's Crazy CMDR time again :p

A man walks into a Bar and the peanuts tell him he looks nice, and the Cigarette machine tells him he's a whore.
Sorry say's the barman, the peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order. :)

Ok now the Groan fest is over Let's get on with this weeks report

Squadron News

We have been joined by another 2 members of Sigma, Welcome Cahir and Nergal. Cahir joins Xyrryc in flight 2 and Nergal joins me and Koriel in Flight 1.
I have heard from Cahir, however have been having problems with nergals mail account has anyone heard from him?

The more observant of you will have noticed that Psi squadron was recently taken over by a MAJ Boner, after a short battle I managed to shift him and normal service was resumed.

I'm lining up a competition with delta for the end of the month two stretch 2 weeks nothing too strenuous.

Brinkster isn't allowing me to upload pages to the hosting so I'll have to wait to amend a few bits on the page. I'll try and get the archive page done at the end of this week.

Wing News

Mascot power battles ends in 2 days time so get flying.

Sov Banner competition is still running so those of you with graphics knowledge get building :)

Prelude to Andevia continues. So start doing some of the bits for that.

Tempest has uploaded his uniform making tool beta 0.6 so if you want it can be found:

http://www21.brinkster.com/algaronx/kappa/files.htm
http://briefcase.yahoo.com/ehtempest
http://w1.183.telia.com/~u18312284/down/TTT06.zip

Fleet News

CA:FO's Birthday
13:13 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
A quick message to wish a very happy birthday to my CA, Admiral Havoc, who turns 17 today! If I remember correctly, top of his birthday wish list was spankings from the crew of the Challenge...so hop to it lads.

AoT passes 1000
00:38 - SDIR/RA Kerridwen Jorddyn [Kjorddyn@ehnet.org]
That's right! Since the beginning of the recorded AoT history, there has now been exactly 1000 courses passed!! We are the first academy other than IWATS to hit this mark! The lucky person to be the 1000th test taker was Mejas Doto, who just joined and is now in DiploServe!

Congrats to all TTDR's past and present!

The AoT is open to anyone who wishes to expand their knowledge http://aot.ehintel.org/

WC Appointment
10:33 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Following the resignation of MAJ Spencer earlier last week, a new Wing Commander for Wing XIX has been selected: Congratulations to Major Enahropes Entar.

Project Hawkeye Voice Auditions
03:31 - SA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
For those of you who are unaware, Project Hawkeye is the first Internet Office Competition ever and promises to be full of surprises and excitement. Heavy work is being put into thorough plot development. Part of this plot requires some voice acting. Now you can help us out and take part in this top-secret IO Project. Details can be found at http://hawkeye.jedijawa.net/hawkeye-voice.html

-IO/AD Ari/CS-5/SSSD Sovereign

The Holonet Journals, Issue #2
03:29 - SA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
It's back folks! The Internet Office's online magazine of witty and twisted humor has returned for a second helping! Issue #2, subtitled #include is full of laughs, surprises, and articles that are sure to keep you interested. Thanks to Editor-in-chief Darkfire's marvelous and continued dedication, the Internet Office was able to produce this fantastic production which is guaranteed to have you laughing! Also, for her hard dedication and work on THJ, I am bestowing upon my Command Attaché Darkfire the rank of Vice Admiral, so congrats to her pending FO approval! Here it is, THJ#2, in all its glory: http://www.ehnet.org/thj/

Issue #1 can still be found at http://www.ehnet.org/thj/archive/thj1/ for all those interested! Enjoy!

New TCS and TCT sought for XvT
11:53 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
The Tactical Office is looking for additional playtesters and correctors for XvT and BoP. Please check the Tactical Manual for the job's description, and send your applications to TCC:XvT Drako and TCHC Marcin Szydlowski.

Clone Ban
10:03 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
For the benefit of those that didn't bother reading my last report, there is currently a ban on ALL new clones within the TIE Corps (this won't affect any existing clones). This also serves as a timely reminder that clones must be registered with the Flight Office. If you do have a clone and are unsure as to whether or not it's been registered, then just send me an email with all the relevant details (clone information will be kept confidential if desired).

Remember that illegal clones are treated as AoW violations.

Squadron Orders

Fly TC125!!!!!!
Fly TC125!!!!!!
Fly TC125!!!!!!

Can I stress that anymore?

Make a Sov Banner
and take part in prelude to Andevia

ATR's

MAJ Jon Doyle
14/1/02-Takes part in MoT battle at freid

CPT Koriel
12/1/02-complete's FM173

CM Xyrryc
No activity

LCM Cahir
10/1/02-Joined Psi squadron
14/1/02-submits TC125 for MPB

CPT Carl Lost
12/1/02-Returns from leave
15/1/02 submits TC125 for MPB

LCM Dash Riprock
No activity

COL Calezo Inkwolf
No Activity

Misc

Song of the week: Garbage - cherry Lips

QoTW-None

Watch out for grumpy CMDR's wisdom teeth hurt while they cut and you'll never guess who's cutting them now???

Well that's it for this week Have fun and FLY TC125!!!!


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