Alright I've had it with you!
>
> *BANG*
>
> *CPT Jon walks into the briefing room to a large no.
> of startled stares*
>
> What?
>
> Urrmm Sir pipes up LT Maverick
>
> Yes LT
>
> If you don't mind what was that all about?
>
> Ohh I was just trying to Get fluffy out of my old
> Bunk, he doesn't seem to like my new quarters, prolly
> something about there not being enough things to try
> and kill himself on, so I set Bob on him and locked
> the door with a heavy padlock he'll soon see sense.
>
> Urrrmm Sir why were you trying to get fluffy out of
> your bunk?
>
> ahh because we need the space.
>
> *startled looks all round*
>
> Ok down to business
>
> Squad News
>
> Well, We have had a Promo if you hadn't noticed by now
> you've missed a long week of partying. Congrats to LT
> Maverik who after promptly completing TC18 and getting
> 2 high scores *subject to TAC approval* Was promoted
> for service to the emperor :)
>
> We Are deep in competition Fever this week, There is
> Fords competition Wing II Arena, this is To Fly TC 116
> by the end of this week so get flying ppl, the highest
> scorer from the squad gets to go through to square off
> against the rest of the wing.
> We also have The Wing II Pilots league kicking off,
> the Qualifier will be announced within the next 24
> hours so get your practice flying in now and fly 116
> :p
>
> I have decided to Re-instate the Psi squadron Weekly
> meeting, This will take place at 6PM GMT on Sunday,
> the first meeting will be next week, IT will take
> place on IRC on undernet.org in #Psisquadron. If you
> are unable to make it into IRC for 1 reason or another
> you can get in contact with me on ICQ (no. 43156430)
> and I'll make a relay or if enough ppl are on ICQ we
> can move the meeting off IRC, however I find that
> multiple ICQ chatters in 1 room is unstable.
>
> I also am bringing back the ACE award... This is a
> prestigious award that has been held by many a Psi
> pilot Such as LT Psyko, LT Inkwolf, LCM Mord, and LCM
> Sanj but to name a Few.
> Ok here is what we do, each month I set out 4
> objectives, usually completing Competitions etc. Then
> the first person to complete three out of the four
> tasks is named Ace of Psi squadron for that month. The
> winner gets Bragging rights and The privilege of
> having ACE of Psi to add to their ID line for that
> month, also they get an ISM.
>
> a total list of previous winners: (Discontinued in
> June last year under Ford's reign of Psi)
>
> 09/99 -- LCM Mordred Pendragon
> 10/99 -- LCM Psyko
> 11/99 -- CPT Stone Darkstar
> 12/99 -- LT Calzeo Inkwolf
> 01/00 -- LCM Sanj
> 02/00 -- LCM Sanj
> 03/00 -- LCM Calzeo Inkwolf
> 04/00 -- LCM Calzeo Inkwolf
> 05/00 -- LT Nemesis
> 06/00 -- LT Quentan Rastar
>
> This months Tasks are as follows
>
> 1)Fly TC 116 for Wing II arena
> 2)Fly WII-PL Qualifiers
> 3)Attend Psi squadron meeting
> 4)TBA (Intra squad comp details next week)
>
> WE HAVE A NEW FL... Now you will all understand why I
> had to get Fluffy out of my ex-bed, Subject to FO
> approval we have a new FL of Flight 3, Please join me
> in welcoming CM Carl Lost to Psi squadron. Carl
> follows in the footsteps of our old Dark Jedi members
> of Psi squadron the most notorious of those being
> Psyko prefect, and from what I know of Carl he will
> become more than Psyko ever was, but watch out we now
> have a Doc resident in Psi squadron again and him
> being a Dark Jedi makes it all the worse for us :p
> /me remembers a certain limb of Sasquatches that was
> accidentally removed after being attacked by a scorp
> and then being replaced by something not totally from
> this dimension. CPT Jon wonders How's it behaving it's
> self these days.
>
> Wing News
>
> Wing II players league is entering it's primary stages
> Qualifying takes place this week. So get ready to be
> in your cockpits for the next 11 weeks :) If anyone is
> unsure what It is ask and you shall be rewarded with
> bountiful knowledge. However I expect ever Psi pilot
> to enter, it isn't just a single person event there is
> a squad element for which I expect Psi to win.
>
> Wing II arena deadline is coming up this week, so get
> flying (me wonders which squad Carl will be flying for
> now?) The mission to fly is TC 116
>
> Wing II message board has been set up of TC.org, watch
> out for the colours, It's advisable to wear sunnies b4
> viewing. However after the initial shock I quite like
> the new board... Ford just please change the Txt
> colour :p
> Note: HTML Tag's are useful,
> knowing a tag like this to change the txt colour so
> that ppl can read your posts is a good idea when
> approaching this new MB :p
>
> Other News
>
> TAC Troubles...
> 23:09 - AD StarLion [colstarlion@hotmail.com]
> "Why isnt the TAC doing ...." The TAC's Network
> connection is being annoying. All your emails ARE
> being read, but until my connection is stabilized i
> will be at a diminished capacity. Needless to say,
> Network Administration have a nice stack of complaints
> in their email boxes, and i hope to have this sorted
> ASAP.
>
> Last round of Mr./Mrs. EH competition
> 07:15 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
> With Mrs. EH chosen already, there's one final round
> to determine who will be Mr. EH. Go vote at:
> http://iw.ehonline.org/LO/polls/mr-missEH/
>
> ImpStorm battles
> 14:12 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
> After a short break Imperial Storm II (updated!) has
> resumed play, and its been a very busy turn for all
> three teams...there are two more battles at the end of
> Turn 8 to play out. For details on these, please click
> here.The time of the battle is Thursday 9th August at
> 11PM GMT / 6PM EST in the channel #project_faithful.
> Please attend the battles if you can!
>
> Episode II Title: Attack of the Clones
> 06:39 - AD Jarak Maldon [jarak@stny.rr.com]
> The title for the next installment of the Star Wars
> prequel trilogy will be entitled Star Wars: Episode II
> Attack of the Clones. Like most Star Wars titles, this
> is a very blunt to-the-point title similar in such to
> Return of the Jedi. The following is taken from the
> news report posted on starwars.com:
>
>
> "starwars.com is pleased to announce that Star Wars:
> Episode II Attack of the Clones is the full title for
> the next Star Wars film, scheduled for release in
> 2002. Attack of the Clones joins The Phantom Menace, A
> New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the
> Jedi as chapter titles in the six-episode Skywalker
> saga. It harkens back to the sense of pure fun,
> imagination and excitement that characterized the
> classic movie serials and pulp space fantasy
> adventures that inspired the Star Wars saga."
> For the full story, visit the source at starwars.com
>
> EH Timeline - Thrawn Trilogy
> 06:38 - VA Goatham [RGoatham@aol.com]
> As you may, or may not, know a competition based
> around the Emperor's Hammer Timeline which involves
> the return of Grand Admiral Thrawn is set to start on
> the 15th of August. This is set to be a huge project
> with around 120 missions required to get through the
> story, along with a lot of plot to accommodate for the
> involvement of all the subgroups of the Emperor's
> Hammer. Thus we need your help in order to complete
> this, so if you are any good at making missions, or at
> writing fiction and wish to help please contact VA
> Goatham (rgoatham@aol.com), AD Ramos
> (magedon42@aol.com) and COL Blackbird
> (dex@cyborrea.cjb.net) for further details on what we
> would require from you, thank you.
>
> New EuroLoC time
> 06:37 - LC Mike [pbmike@go2.pl]
> Hello pilots. I come to you to inform about new time
> of Euroloc. As always, it's on Saturday, but
> 09:00-12:30 EST (15:00-18:30 GMT).
>
> FMC suspending new membership
> 06:36 - FA Mike [darkjedi@otelo-online.de]
> As from now on, the Fleet Medical Corps will not take
> any new applicants or transfer/assign already present
> personnel. This is due to an internal FMC operation
> where information about will be released later. This
> recruitment/assignment stop will last for at least one
> month.
>
> First ever ASF BG Escort Squadron
> 06:35 - VA Cyric [jroscoe@bellatlantic.net]
> Congrats to Crusader Squadron on the ISD GreyWolf ASF
> for being named the first ever ASF BG Escort Squadron.
> The exhibited the best activity, and group skills over
> the last few months, plus gaining 100 citations in the
> process. They are unparalleled in the ASF or the TC
> for that matter. Congrats to all of them!
>
> New ImperialAcademy.org poll
> 05:33 - HA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
> In light of the newly announced (and rather pathetic)
> title of Star Wars Episode 2, the TO/IWATS site has a
> new poll on what you think of it. You can check it out
> here.
>
> Tau Challenge
> 11:09 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
> Following some recent talk on the TC message boards,
> General Kaerner, Commander of the Elite Tau Squadron
> has issued a challenge to any TC Squadron - If you
> feel that your Squadron has what it takes to beat Tau
> in an XWA/XvT multiplayer competition, then email GN
> Kaerner with your challenge today!
>
> Squadron Orders
>
> Fly TC116 for the Wing II Arena
> Fly WII-PL Qualifier when announced
> Fly anything that moves
>
> Attend Psi squadron meeting on the 19/8/01 6PM GMT
> (13:00 EST)
>
> Post on the Wing II MB
>
> Submit fiction just for the hell of it
>
> Go vote in the Mr/Mrs EH competition. the URL don't be
> silly, you can find that out from the news :p
>
> ATR's
>
> CPT Jon Doyle
> No Activity (Joystick troubles)
>
> CM Sidain
> No Activity
>
> COL Asaf
> No Activity
>
> LT Stalker
> Not Activity
>
> LT Maverick
> 06/08/01 Completes TC 18
> 07/08/01 Promoted to LT
> 08/08/01 Completes IWAT's-CBX
>
> Generally we need more activity folks...
>
> Misc
>
> Don't keep your joysticks resting up against things it
> can put the joystick ever so slightly off centre :(
>
> CMDR's song of the week : Toploader- Achilles heel
>
> Kappa Squad message board is looking for female board
> for company on those lonely nights (last know targets
> = Wing II MB)
>
> Watch out for cat's and cables don't try to extract
> your Mobile (cellular) charger from under 1 they'll
> think your playing with them....
>
> Get ready for design a bob competition :p
>
> Dang it carl you spoilt my announcement (but I get 1
> less person to CC now) :p
>
> CMDR/CPT Jon Doyle/Psi/wing II/SSSD Sov
> BS/PC/ISMx6/MoI/IS-BW/LoCx3/MoC-5BoC-SoC-GoC/CoB/OV-2E
> [CAVL] {IWATS-M1/2-XTT-TT-GFX-TM-CBX-IIC1/2-ICQ-SM2}
> 'ANYTIME BABY'
> [T/A Dessolator]
>