CMDR/CM Sandor Clegane reporting in for Epsilon Squadron on February 13, 2002:
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With RL becoming so hectic I will be stepping down as CMDR of Epsilon, but I have agreed to remain until a replacement is found, which I hear should be soon.
This weeks Epsilon Ace goes to Captain Roger.
I have put out a recruitment message on the TC MB for new FL’s.
If anyone in the Squadron is interested let me know, and send a short application. The Flight Leader of FL2 is also going to be the XO, and FL3 the OPS.
AWOL Check in Progress, you have 23 days to respond to me!!! Captain Roger has already responded.
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WING I Report, 02 FEB 02
Well, the Wing is still in a bit of turmoil. Some individuals are very busy, other very quiet indeed. No real pattern, as the variation is in all squadrons. Hopefully, things'll improve soon :-). I'm glad to see some good activity, however, from battle flying to participation in competitions and posting on message boards. Keep it up, all of you :-)
Still, no MSEs from Epsilon and Lambda :-(. Better get them to me soon....or else I'll have to release the spiders (haven't you noticed yet how I've redecorated the WC s office in a kind of webby material?)!
Arrivals/Departures
None
Awards/Promotions
LT Hobbs of Alpha was awarded the Commenadation of Bravery (CoB)
SL Chulak of Alpha has been promoted to LT.
CM Ras Kronar of Delta was awarded the Iron Star - Silver Ribbon for second place in the Mascot Pwer Battles Trivia Section.
CM Ras Kronar was also awarded the Palpatine Crescent for exceptional particpationa and activity in the Mascot Power Battles.
LT Seether of Lambda was awarded the Letter of Achievement, for submission of a groahic to the EH Newsletter.
IWATS Graduations
LT Chulak - Rebellion Tactics (Good to see someone actually plays that...I thought I was the only person on the planet who liked it !)
LCM Kevin Pryde - XvT Mission Creation
Wing 1 News
Actvity is a little quiet, although there is still lot's of noise from Alpha and Delta. Lots of strange groanings from the Lambda barracks, and an odd odour or two...but I guess that's normal for them ;-). Lambda have also been busy posting on various message boards, so I suppose they must actually leave their barracks sometimes!
CMDRs for Gamma and Epsilon are shortly to be announced (many thanks to CM Clegane for continuing to hold things together in Epsilon unitl his replacement arrives).
Expect notification of a comp. with Wing II shortly (COL Ford and me have to agree terms)...blame CPT Mike and Freelancer for the hostility and bloodshed, and also the glory and rewards when we win :-). Probably the comp. will involve a TC battle and some fiction writing too...details to be confirmed.
LC Andrzej Mezynski is also putting together a Wing I volunteer squadron for special duties. Please contact him if you want to know more!
Other News
1) Hearty Congratulation to: COL Reaper and Wing IV who are awarded
the TCCOM Award for January.
2) Congratulations to RA Brakka, Commodore of the ISD Intrepid on his
Promotion to Vice Admiral
3) Congratulations are also in order to RA Locke on his promotion
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WING 1 FCHG Top Five
[976] LC Andrzej "Iceman" Mezynski (EXCR)
[929] CM Gyssler (EXCR)
[505] CPT Roger (LGNR)
[311] CPT Talons Pryde (PLDN)
[225] CM Sandor Clegane (GALL)
WING I COMBAT RANK Top Five
[92] LC Freelancer (Veteran 2nd)
[16] LC Murad Ibn Mark (Marksman 3rd)
[5] LT Cassander Dimentex (Certified)
[4] CM Ras Kronar (Trainee)
[4] LCM Shannon Knight (Trainee)
OK, now I put these two lists together after looking at COL Reaper's wing report. Our totals look a little on the light side, but then we've got lots of young blood here, and plenty of time to accumulate good scores :-). Still I thought you'd like to have the list and something for you all to aim at (Ok, Freelancer's going to take some beating,,,but we can at least try to get nearer to him!).
Flag Officers - 1
Alpha - 6
Beta - 5
Gamma - 3
Delta - 8
Epsilon - 4
Lamda - 7
Total: 34
Tune in next week for the next thrilling installment!
WC/LC Murad Ibn Mark/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
BS/PCx3/ISMx2/LoC-ISx16/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [CAVL] {IWATS-M/1/2-SM/2-TT}
Mark Turner
SSSD SOVEREIGN NEWS, 2-10-02
COM/VA Proton reporting for the SSSD Sovereign, flagship of the Emperor's
Hammer Strike Fleet.
Wing commanders, pass this along to your squadrons.
SOVEREIGN AND FLEET NEWS AND NOTES
-- Return of the Rat Pack Round III, we're flying XWA-FCHG Battle 2. Rat
Pack vs. Wing III CMDRs. Deadline is Feb. 14 to get pilot files to COL
Reaper.
-- Go to the Sov MB and post in The Nebula run-on! Wing I is dominating it
so far:
http://www.imperialmight.com/wwwthreads/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=cantina
-- IV vs V. The wings are engaging in a grudge match and I'm the lucky judge
... what's the deadline, Colonels? Your two reports conflict.
-- The Sovereign banner design contest is over. I still need to get the
results announced and the medals awarded.
-- Give me some slack through Tuesday -- I'll be spending two of the next
three days at Olympic Sports Park watching luge and ski-jump events :)
http://www.imperialmight.com/might/olytix.jpg
-- Upcoming ship competitions. Stay tuned for some dramatic competitions in
the near future.
-- Participate in Prelude to Andevia, bring glory to the Sovereign! Deadline
is March 7 so get rolling:
http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps/prelude/news.asp
FORCE STRENGTH
-- Reaper and Kalar are trying to jam their behinds into the La-Z-WC, both
holding at 36 pilots! Murad is close by at 34, drooling on the footrest!
Sicky, Fordio and Judge are scrabbling in the background, snarling to avoid
last place, a prime spot down in The Warehouse! Judge is there now, hanging
onto the trap door by his nails, but he's climbing out, it appears!
Good work this week -- our numbers are up!
SSSD Sovereign [195]
Wing I [34]
Wing II [29]
Wing III [36]
Wing IV [36]
Wing V [30]
Wing VI [29]
Omega Squadron [12]
SHIP COMMUNICATIONS
IRC channel: #SSSD_Sovereign
Message board:
http://www.imperialmight.com/wwwthreads/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=cantina
CANTINA COMMENTS
"Ford. This is an intervention. We've come to help you. Put down the
pink hex code..." -LC Freelancer
"Hey, Proton, what're the chances we can get Ford declared legally
insane? :P No... wait.. common knowledge... hehe" -LC Freelancer
"Well, he's mistaken. He should have called us depraved lushes (rather than
alcoholics). Why? What's the difference between a lush and an alcoholic?
Lushes don't go to meetings." -GN Compton
"Your mother's like a bowling ball, Free...
Oh, wait, this is a family club, can't finish that particular joke. :P
Um, well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!
Your second-cousins eat goat cheese! Your aunt licks digital watches! Your
half-nephew has strong romantic attraction to cabbage! And you know you're
still jealous about the pink!" -COL Prefect
"There are multiple people in my house at this time, Ford. I took a vote
and it's unanimous. Pink is for "wussies". I rest my case." -CPT Mike
"Calling us wusses, eh? Ford's testosterone can beatdown your testosterone
any day of the week. A grave accusation such of this
requires...blooooooood!...Murad, are you interested in a little wing
competition to settle this matter of manliness?
:P" -COL Prefect
"hmmm ... pink is for wussies eh? I'll have you know that I wear pink all
the time ... my wife thinks it's sexy.
(and trust me, it's better to wear pink than to wear a more 'manly' color
and not get any)." -CM Killer
"Well either pink isn't for wussies, or your wife digs wussies. I wouldn't
think to hard about that one." -MAJ Nebular
"Interestingly, did you know almost all words denoting retardation or
intelligence are French in origin? Moron, idiot, genius, "buffoon",
and so on? They were very much interested in the retardation of man
during the .. what was it... 17th century." -LC Freelancer
"I plan on staying in command for a good long while. It pays the bills:
Bill, my parole officer and Bill my bookie. :)" -CPT Josh
"Just to clear up any ideas of conspiracy or plans for ill-gotten booty, VA
Proton as well as the ENTIRE EH Command Staff will be added to the Wing VI
mailing list. :P" -LC Aylius
"Next is exhibit B: The word "pink" as it appears in the dictionary
pink (pngk) A light reddish color preferred by females and/or
those with feminine tendencies
I rest my case... :P" -CM Ras Kronar
"*after having given Freelancer a good trashing with the "I'm a CMDR in Wing
I" stick, the "Don't ever acuse me of being a part of Ford's Pink Brigade"
stick, and finally the "I'll teach you to respect your
superiors" stick, Kronar rea´laxes with a nice cool glass of milk*" -CM Ras
Kronar
"Hell, there was an EH MISSION about Ricaud being captured by the CRV
"Fairy" and being probed... This is tame.
*Puts on his Ahhhnold voice*
Yoo gurly-mahn, yoo! Yoo made yor messaghhe borhd peenk!" -LC Freelancer
"*After stealthfully sneaking up behind Freelancer, Gyssler takes out the
brass nuckles and knocks him out for picking on his commander.*
Then shouts, "Delta Squadron Pride, WHOO-AH!!" -CM Gyssler
"Thank you Gyssler.. not that Free's strength is sufficient to knock me
down. *arranges a Hutt nurse for Freelancer* " -CM Ras Kronar
"Ok, I'll practice on the surprised-sounding voice.
(In best WIlliam Shatner voice)
MY..GOD, HE'S...IN THE POOL. FREE...LANCER'S...IN THE POOL!!!" -CPT Mike
"All appears normal in the Wing IV Quarters. COL Reaper is sitting back in
his chair, feet on his desk, enjoying a fine Cuban cigar and a glass of Jack
Daniels. Suddenly there is a loud knock at the door.
'Not now Turr I got things to do tell Lana I will catch up with her later'
Reaper bellows.
The door opens and in walks VA Proton. COL Reaper nearly falls backwards off
his chair spilling his drink all over his tunic. " -COL Reaper
COM/VA Proton/SSSD Sovereign
http://sov.imperialmight.com
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CPT Roger – Epsilon Ace of the Week
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CMDR/CM Sandor Clegane
- Management of Squadron Paperwork
- Working on finding a new host for the Epsilon Web Site…
- Stepping down as soon as replacement found
FM/CPT Roger
– Completed XWA-TC 24, 25, and 27.
- Epsilon Ace of the Week.
FM/LT Tom Magi-Ster
- No contact, please report in!
FM/LT Fieldmarshall
- No contact, please report in!
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None this week
]]]>EPSILON FCHG RANKING’s<[[[
1. CPT Roger (LGNR) 519 points
2. CM Clegane (GALL) 225 points
3. LT Tom Magi-Ster (GREN) 20 points
BSF’s Submitted: 3 (+ 3)
SQUADRON ROSTER
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EPSILON SQUADRON OF WING I: Strike
COMMANDER: CM Sandor Clegane (sclegane@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Spitting Terrors
BANNER: epsilon.jpg
MOTTO: I will show you fear in a handful of dust...
HOMEPAGE: http://www.epsilon.freehosting.net
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Spitting Tigers
Motto: May they hate, if only they fear.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.espiloni.8m.net
1) CM Sandor Clegane (sclegane@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CPT Roger (r_ljungholm@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Blistering Bengals
Motto: The sound of our advance is the sound of your death.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LT Tom Magi-Ster (tomasz.manko@cardif.pl)
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Black Sheep
Motto: Death is a journey, we are the travel agents.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Fieldmarshall ()
4) TBA
Total: 4
Due to having less than 6 Members we lost our Squadron Citations.
Respectfully submitted,
CMDR/CM Sandor Clegane/Epsilon/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
CoL/CoB/OV [GALL] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/2}