CMDR/MAJ Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on September 01, 2001.

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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LEONARDO GETS PROMOTED
Yes, congrats to Leonardo who, despite the death threats he's sent to me, was promoted to full Lieutenant. Promo story to be written tonight! Mwuhahahaha! And, for those of you who don't bother to read my stories, there will be a QUIZ on it afterwards!! Mwuhahahahaha some more!.... !

THUNDER RUN-ON
The Thunder message board has been alive with a rather humorous story about LCM Tigurius' missing TIE. Feel free to add a new part to the story, which, by the way, starts under the post "Hello?" by LT Shadow and then migrates to under the post "Hello beef! What's goin on?" by LT Dandash Fendar. If you're confused, I don't blame you. Anyway, here's where our mb is: (http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=68&v=0&s=0)

THUNDER vs PSI
We are to fly TCTIE-034 (attached) by September 10th. THIS MEANS YOU! The Psi CMDR, Captain Jon Doyle, is getting too cocky on our message boards. He is making it more necessary that we win! And taunt him some more while you're at it!

CITATION ADVANCEMENT PROJECT
The deadline has passed. Congrats to Dex and Shadow for 100% completion. They will be rewarded soon. Full details on Thunder message board.

THUNDER vs INFERNO
More details to come.

THUNDER WEEKLY RIDDLE
More details to come. Courtesy of LT Shadow.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - LT Dex --->ISM

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FLEET NEWS (for when you're too lazy to go to tiecorps.org)
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NEW BATTLES!!!!!!!! with extra "!!!!!!!!!!" on the side!
With a new TAC (namely, FA Striker), new battles have finaly been released! Mostly they are XvT missions. But most importantly, FREETIE-159 is created by me! Go fly it.

A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS
But they aren't important because they don't pertain to me.

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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"STUFF HAPPENED"
Mainly, someone just stole this phrase from me and used it in their own report! :P

PEOPLE ON LEAVE (THE LAZY BUMS)
CMDR/CM Triji Boliv
WC/GN Darklord
CMDR/COL Mairin


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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/MAJ Beef
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board
-Wrote “Just Moo It” column for the Newsletter
-Posted on message board
-Lots of administrative stuff

FM/LT Dex D'Alcobia
-Welcomed new member SL Leonardo Monteiro
-Completed TCTIE-126
-Completed TCTIE-143
-Completed TCTIE-176
-Recruiting
-Completed TCTIE-048
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Hussar
-Completed 100% of assigned battles for the Citation Advancement Project
-Awarded ISM for advancing to FCHG rank of Hussar
-Posted on message board
-Initiated a personal duel with LT Kenath Zoron from Epsilon Squadron
-Continued message board run-on
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board

FL/LT Shadow
-Welcomed new member Leonardo Monteiro
-Completed TCTIE-004
-Compelted TCTIE-158
-Completed 100% of assigned battles for the Citation Advancement Project
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-007
-Completed TCTIE-047
-Proposed riddle/puzzle competiton
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Gallant

FM/LCM Fredrick Greyson Junior
*NO CONTACT! (You fiend!)

FM/CM Slothman
*NO CONTACT! (Fiend #2!)

FL/LCM Tigurius
-Returned from leave
-Welcomed new member Leonardo Monteiro
-Spoke with CMDR

FM/LT Leonardo Monteiro
-Greeted squadron
-Completed TCTIE-001
-Promoted to LT
-Spoke with CMDR
-Asked questions about TIE-DISK

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) MAJ Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) LT Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Fredrick Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) CM Slothman (slothmaneh@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
2) LT Leonardo Monteiro (monteiroleonardo@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Major Beef
CMDR/MAJ Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-1rh-4gh/IS-1BW/CoB/LoAx3/OV-2E [CNTR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S