Greetings all, and welcome to another Hey Squadron
Report.


SQUADRON NEWS
----------------------------

- Not much activity this week in Hey Squadron, I hope
that you are all saving yourselves for the Wing III
Summer Bash that starts in a few days.

- On the subject of the Summer Bash, please sign up
for as many catorgories as you think you will be able
to participate in. Nearly everyone should be able to
fly and answer a few trivia questions. There are six
catorgories, and I want everyone to sign up for and
compete in at least one. For those of you who want to
try to win the competition, sign up for lots of
catorgories and you and Hey will have a chance of
winning.

- LCM Dan Jenkins is still on leave in California and
he should be back soon.

- LCM Tvan'Oris has been taking and passing lots of
IWATS courses over the course of last week.

- The mailing list and message board have been very
quiet recently, please use them as often as possible.

- LT Ryan Tribal has been HCIed and expelled from the
fleet. Remember that when you go onto IRC, if you
start insulting other pilots and senior officers in
the fleet, you will be punished, so don't do it.

- On a miscellaneous note, the OPS office has been
designing new uniforms for our usage. A link to what
the new uniforms will look like is here

http://www.absolutek.com/nl76/uniform.jpg

I personally think the new design looks awful, but
that is my own personal preference. If someone
completely disagrees with me, or wants to bring up
some points about them, then please mail the mailing
list or post them on the message board.

- SL Soft Gold and LT Steven Auguri, please report in.


WING NEWS
----------------------------

- Gimel Squadron has been opened up with CM Var Zoraan
as the new CMDR. CM Cray Mikalen and LT Eriond are the
new FLs in Gimel, congrats to all of you. Make sure
that you take good care of Gimel Var, I don't want to
see it closed again :P

- I finally put the Wing III Pilot Archive online at
this address

http://www.geocities.com/pilotarchive

The Geocities provider is only temporary until I can
find a better place to host, and when my FTP clients
start working properly.

*Osan'gar inflicts lots of pain on CuteFTP and
FTPExplorer :P*

- Wing III membership is now at 46, lets try to become
the biggest Wing in the fleet soon.

- LC Sequoh Marden is on leave, he will return on the
17th (I think) and the Summer Bash will start shortly
after.

- Aleth and Gimel squadrons have both been boasting
that they are the best squads in the Wing this week,
may be we should show them who is really the best
after the Summer Bash is finished :)


FLEET NEWS
------------------------------

Flight Officer on short leave
02:57 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Some unexpected RL things have come up, so I'll be on
leave for the next two days, until late Monday
evening. Since I'll be away from my computer over this
time, all roster requests and other emails will be
dealt with when I get back, as will all outstanding
requests

TOA2 is open
08:28 - HA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
TOA2 is open for applications. Full details are
available at http://www.imperialacademy.org/jobs.asp
Any questions can be via email.

Sabacc Online
17:40 - AD Ari [ari@tiecorps.org]
After several days of endless coding, I've finally
completed the newest EHNet.org attraction: Sabacc
Online! For those of you who aren't familiar with
Sabacc, it's a mixture of poker, blackjack and the
Star Wars Universe, and is the game in which Lando
Calrissian had lost the Millenium Falcon to Han Solo.
If you don't know how to play, the rules are on the
site, and even if you do know, I suggest you look
through them before playing. I'd like to thank Inkwolf
for designing the amazing graphics for the cards. You
can play Sabacc Online at http://www.ehnet.org/sabacc.
Check the Credits page to see updates coming soon in
version 2.0!

Empire's Him Magazine
17:33 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
Today saw a new era in the face of TIE Corps males to
combat that girly vogue thing that threatened TC
manhood and gave our manliest pilots the urge to do
needlepoint. Put down that frilly doily because EHM:
Empire's Him Magazine has relaunched! Go to
http://www.chapmassiv.org/1/index.htm to see the
relaunch edition now!

This link goes to a site that contains content for
mature men (or immature men who don't get easily
offended) only!

Newsletter #76
16:00 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
I promised that NL #76 would be released soon! Here it
is! It's a bit smaller than NL #75, but mostly because
I was able to shrink the size of the "Battles
Completed" section of the Battle Board from a whopping
2mb file to a 500kb file. In this NL, you'll find
battle reviews, a look at the new TIE Corps uniforms,
and the usual load of stuff. LoAs will be awarded
shortly.

You can download NL #76 (4.08 mb) at:
http://www.ehnet.org/nls/hammer76.zip (N. America -
Fast)
http://thunder.prohosting.com/~surefire/hammer76.zip
(N. America - Medium)
http://lo.minos.net/nl/hammer76.zip (N. America -
Slow)
http://www.chapmassiv.org/hammer76.zip (Europe - Fast)

You can view the Newsletter online at:
http://absolutek.com/nl76


SQUADRON ACTIVITY
------------------------------

MAJ Osan'gar - Finished the Pilot Archive

CM Josh Popelka - Flew TC-TIE 11

LCM Tvan'Oris - Passed the IWATS courses IIC/3, SM/2
- Flew IW-XWA 26, 27


SQUADRON ORDERS
------------------------------

- Sign up for as many catorgories as possible in the
Summer Bash and then compete when the competition
starts.

- Fly battles to improve our citations.

- Feel free to raid Seq's alcohol supply in his office
when he is away. It will be a lovely suprise for him
when he returns from leave :P

- Have fun


SQUADRON ROSTER
------------------------------

HEY SQUADRON OF WING III : Interdiction
COMMANDER: MAJ Osan'gar (dclutterbuck2@yahoo.co.uk)
NICKNAME: The Demon Guard
MOTTO: Darkness is our element.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.geocities.com/heysquad/news.html
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=26&v=0&s=0


FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Enraged
Motto: You play with fire, you're gonna get burned!
1) MAJ Osan'gar (dclutterbuck2@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LT Wes Combat (StrmTrprWC@aol.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Hot Hands
Motto: So good we ought to be illegal
1) CM Josh Popelka (ehj_popelka@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Dan Jenkins (4jenkins@prodigy.net)
3) LT Alhana Creed (vanryan@wp.pl)
4) LCM Tvan'Oris (tvanoris@hotmail.com)


FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Sky Knights
Homepage: http://www.hyperjump.net/rtribal/start.html
1) LCM Treb Helfest (schaffdawgg@aol.com)
2) SL Soft Gold (schlachter@bloodbath.co.uk)
3) LT Steven Auguri (Stevenauguri@hotmail.com)
4) LT Ryan Tribal (RTrib@hotmail.com)




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Total: 10
FCHG Listings | Combat Ratings | Squadron Reports (33)


Squadron Citations (9):
TC-XWA Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
TC-XWA Battle 2 - First Contact
TC-XWA Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
TC-XWA Battle 5 - Show of Force
TC-XWA Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
TC-XWA Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
TC-XWA Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
TC-XWA Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
IW-XWA Battle 22 - Abyssi Ianua - Gates to Hell




MISCELLANEOUS
------------------------------

This weeks Pilot of the Week goes to none other than
LCM Tvan'Oris. This is the aecond week in a row that
he has won this now, can any of you become more active
and take the title away from him?

Also, join the Directorate and sign up to my own
Alliance called the Red Eagle Federation. Conquest is
without a doubt one of the best coded and most fun
games I have played for ages, and it is starting to
get really good now.


Thats about it for this week

Thanks,

MAJ Osan'gar
Hey Squadron Commander and Wing III Doctor
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