salute>


Ready or not here comes the squad report....


Primeous> aww, where'd toreygo
Primeous> shes needs to get drunk with meeee


**I honestly wonder if any of the cmdr's in Wing 6 will *ever* be sober**


Fleet news:


You all remember this place with dread. Its the place were you spent night after night in the flight simulator. Its the place were night after night you heard screams from Astatine Office. Its a place where they had a banner comp that I doubt anyone remembers. Anywho the results are at
http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps/daedalusbanner/#results and they are kind of nifty!


On the same graphic vain of thought there is a web page design / graphics competition going on for the sov's new page. Archon and Vuffi you two are our talent in that area! You have till the 11/15/2001 to make us proud! No pressure or anything :)



Wing news:


A warm welcome must be extended to the newest member of the ACoWVI (alcoholic commanders of wing VI) Congratulations CM Primeous! Make sure to pick up your official ACoWVI kazoo on your way out!


There is a story that goes like this....our fearless wing commander walked by the wing commander from wing V in the cantina and this is what happened...


Jesseb - "Ewwww...something smells like banta fodder"
*WC Sickman from wing V looks up*
Jesseb - "Oh heya there Sickman. Long time no smell...see"
Sickman - "Are you implying something small organic one?"
Jesseb- "Well at least I can keep my aromatic rings under control."
Sickman - "Well Mr. Chemistry, can your pilots fly as well as you can make bad chemistry jokes?"
Jesseb - "My pilots can fly faster than Bromine can break double carbon bonds! Its my commanders that have the little liquor problem."
Sickman - "You have till the end of the week to get your pilots to fly and your commanders sober! "
Jesseb - "Your on!"


And so it came to pass that the commanders of wing VI sobered up a bit and the pilots of wing V and VI started to fly


TIE-TC #173 The Job of Zeta Squadron
or
XWA-TC #14 The history of ISD Immortal


Since these are due by Oct 10 (Friday)



Squad News:


Members of Koph squadron...we failed!
The Readiness Comp given by COM Proton was a complete disaster! Mage was passed out under the table, Vuffi was singing "100 bottles of beer on the wall", and some how I woke up in *cough*'s room. Oh, by the way Raith, you can come get your uniform back tonight. Needless to say we weren't ready. To help get ourselves back in shape I have declared a contest in something all of us (but Shadd :D ) do well!


THE GREAT KOPH KOOK OFF!!!!


To start the comp off right here is the winner from last year...



Grilled Teriyaki Kabobs
PREP: 15 min; MARINATE: 4 hr; GRILL: 20 min Makes 6 servings


1 ewok, cut into 1-inch cubes (the fresher the better... nub, nub)
1 pinch of spice baste or a bottle of Jack
1 medium bell pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces (or tell the SL to do it >:D)
18 medium shrooms
2 tablespoons v'huld oil
1/4 cup trahalla seed, toasted*


1. Place ewok bits in shallow glass or plastic dish or heavy-duty resalable plastic bag (such as R2 unit). Pour baste over ewok (also may be fed to ewok before preparation). Cover dish or seal bag and refrigerate, stirring ewok bits occasionally, at least 4 hours but no longer than 24 hours.


2. Heat coals or gas grill. Remove ewok bits from marinade; discard marinade (or drink if it's that Jack... that stuff's expensive). Thread ewok, bell pepper and shrooms alternately on each of six 15-inch metal skewers, leaving space between each piece. Brush bell pepper and shrooms with oil. Sprinkle kabobs with seeds.


3. Cover and grill kabobs 4 to 6 inches from medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning frequently, until ewok is no longer pink in center.


*To toast sesame seed, cook in ungreased heavy skillet over medium heat about 2 minutes, stirring frequently until browning begins, then stirring constantly until golden brown.





You all have till next Friday (Oct 19th) to perfect your recipe and mail it in! We will strap Jesseb down to a chair and force-feed him the entrees so that he may be the impartial judge :)



And now.....for the moment you have all been waiting for......



== The Stars ==
Commander Torey Medrock (4642)
Email: tmedrock@emperorshammer.ca


10/02/01 - Proved that light travels fast on a physics test this week
10/02/01 - Proved that if you forget to account for friction a spherical cow wont roll down an inclined plain.



Lieutenant Samuel Shadd III (1920)
Email: weasel74@intelos.net


10/09/01 - Got sent to the brig for having a loud party in his room. Tisk tisk LT...you know better than to have a wild party with out the commander! :)


Captain Nikolai Boshevki (4326)
Email: mage42@excite.com


10/09/01 - Opened up the massage pallor. Every one should be as relaxed as this guy is!


Captain Reesbon Fortis (3107)
Email: zarr@crimson-net.org


10/09/01 - Seen on the wing IRC channel for 30 sec! Keep up the good work! You have almost recovered from RL!


Commander Mage (5440)
Email: spinebreaker@teapot.usask.ca



10/09/01 - What can I say about the official Koph training coach slave? At least you'll have lots of work after we all indulge with the cook off.



Lieutenant Commander Dark Archon (3633)
Email: xxDarkArchonxx@juno.com


10/09/01 - Slaving away at those graphics! Just watch out for Mage....I see him lookin at ya :P


Colonel Raith Sienar (1019)
Email: l050@yahoo.com
ID Line: ESC/WCO/KA


10/09/01 - Imaged his computer, his keys, his liquor, and his paint ball gun. Im still unsure why he did that but hey...what ever works right?


Captian Vuffi Raa
Email:vuffi@isdchallenge.org


10/09/01 - Count Vuffi who counts the bottles of beer on the wall!




== Current Roster ==
KOPH SQUADRON OF WING VI : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: CM Torey Medrock (tmedrock@ehnet.org)
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Claw
BANNER: koph.jpg
MOTTO: Precision is Victory
HOMEPAGE: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/




FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Sudden Death
Motto: All That Is Left In Our Wake Is Death!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightI
1) CM Torey Medrock (tmedrock@ehnet.org)
2) COL Raith Sienar (l050@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) CPT Vuffi Raa (vuffi@isdchallenge.org)




FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Orchestra of Death
Motto: We Play the Symphony of Slaughter!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightII
1) CM Mage (swordofdarkness@teapot.usask.ca)
2) CPT Nikolai Boshevki (mage42@excite.com )
3) TBA
4) CPT Reesbon Fortis (zarr@crimson-net.org)




FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Creeping Death
Motto: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Us!
Homepage: http://www.gac.edu/~lowen/FlightIII
1) LT Samuel Shadd III (weasel74@intelos.net)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LCM Dark Archon (XxDarkArchonxX@juno.com)
Total: 8



Squadron Citations (13):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 78 - Verpine Encounter, Part Two
TIE-TC Battle 123 - Strengthen the Emperor's Hammer
TIE-TC Battle 131 - TIE Fighter Covert Missions
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
TIE-TC Battle 154 - Spies!



Dismissed!
CM Torey



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