Kappa Squadron Report - June 28th, 2001 - LC Astarosta


Sweet, sweet flavor of victory. Hand me the beer, as victory flows freely through our souls. The spirit of Kappa will last long after all of us is long gone, as what we've built is stronger than time.
*Roasty turns the poetry device off*
YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WE CRUSHED THEM BAAAAAAADD!!!!!!!!
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTY!!!!!
Dammit it feels good! ;)

Squadron News

-Yes, Kappa Squadron on representation of the Emperor's Hammer beats Wraith Squadron of the Rebel Squadrons. Not often I have to point a landmark in the history of this squadron, but this is one of those times. I must say that there are no words to describe the pride I feel right now. Pride for Kappa, pride for Wing II, pride for the Sov and for the whole EH. But above all, and most of all, pride for each one of you. This victory is ours, and could not have been achieved if it wasn't for each of us. Therefore Algy, Tim, Temp, Jan, Hernan, Calias, Reb, Dash, Razor, Sauron, I shake each of your hands and SALUTE you all.
There was a moment when I doubted we would achieve 100%. I regret even considering that moment, I regret doubting of you. The Kappa Spirit is definitely in each of us, even the ones who recently joined.
And now, it is time to rejoice in victory. For we deserved it, for we earned it.
BREAK FORMATION!!!!!!!
KAPPA HUG!!! KAPPA HUG!!! KAPPA HUG!!!

-After the speech part, you can check the Misc section to see how badly we'be beaten them.

-On a completely different order of things, those of you who submitted or are about to submit TC-TIE 173, LCM Tim's battle, I recently discovered a bug in the database, which lists the battle as a 6 mission one while it is actually a 5 missions one. That makes normal BSFs impossible as it always appears as pilot files are missing a mission. I've already reported the bug to the appropiate people, so until it's fixed don't whine about me not BSFing it :p

-On an exceptional ocassion, I'm presenting the "Quote of the Week" for Kappa Squadron. This will only happen when I see a quote that makes me drop to the floor with pain in my belly from laughing. That happened when I found this sweet typo on a mail from none other than the Intel Guy Dash Riprock:

"P.S. Please send the Kappa vs. Wraith resluts soon, I'm getting kinda nervous :)"

Attention Attention!!! I want a full detachment of highly skilled ReSluts on Dash's quarters ASAP!! With the stuff they do, I bet Dash won't be nervous for a month :p

-Be on the lookout as I'm preparing a cool new comp next...

-Thanks to Jan Wemmel I'm now a MUD addict...although I won't play anymore on the EH-MUD...people there are weird :p

-This week's Ol' Roasty's word o' advice: "Rebel chicks do nasty stuff"


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Squadron Orders


-Round 5 of the Inkwolf's Raid comp from LC Stele Pelleaon is ON!! We are to take on the Rebel training Platform!! Fly with the Theta boys and kick some arse. Be sure to grab this one from your mailboxes. Deadline is July 1st, and an IS-SW is at stake!!


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Squadron Activity

LC Astarosta/Kappa 1-1

06-21-01 Uploaded new uniform to the database
Sent uniform and flightsuit to CM Algaron
06-22-01 Played TC-XvT 7
Played FREE-TIE 152 and Redemption Scenario for Kappa vs Wraith
Compiled Kappa vs Wraith results for Kappa

CMDR stuff


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LT Razor/Kappa 1-3

06-25-01 Played Mission 5 of the Inkwolf's Raid comp
06-26-01 Played DB-TIE 2 and 3


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LCM Tim/Kappa 1-4

06-22-01 Played TC-TIE 6 and 7
06-24-01 Played TC-XvT 6 and 7


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CM Algaron/Kappa 2-1

06-22-01 Played FREE-TIE 152 and Redemption Scenario for Kappa vs Wraith


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LCM Reb Crush/Kappa 2-2

06-23-01 Played TC-TIE 173


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COL Calias/Kappa 2-3

06-21-01 Played FREE-TIE 152 and Redemption Scenario for Kappa vs Wraith


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LT Dash Riprock/Kappa 2-4

06-21-01 Played TC-TIE 173
06-22-01 Played TC-TIE 32
06-23-01 Played TC-TIE 25 and 44
06-26-01 Played TC-TIE 51

big mail activity - great work on flying!!


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CM Jan Wemmel/Kappa 3-1

mail activity

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LCM Tempest/Kappa 3-2

06-21-01 Played FREE-TIE 152 and Redemption Scenario for Kappa vs Wraith

mail activity


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LT Hermann/Kappa 3-3

06-22-01 Played FREE-TIE 152 for Kappa vs Wraith
06-26-01 Played TC-XvT 2, 4 and 5

nice job flying Hernan ;)

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CM Sauron Tarrke/Kappa 3-4

06-21-01 Played Redemption Scenario for Kappa vs Wraith

mail activity


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Miscellaneous

First off...
CONGRATS COLONEL FORD PREFECT!!!
Why do I have the feeling that I will be slapped by a Humongous Ego soon? :p
-Kappa vs Wraith Scores

Wraith Squadron

EH Mission - 336,596 LL - 318,176

Han Suul - 92,709 (219 Lasers) 92,052 - FT152-HAN.tfr
Mike - 61,344 (1678 Lasers) 56,310 - MIKE-EHMIS.tfr
Thuku - 41,833 (1006 Lasers) 38,815 - Wraith6.tfr
Bethan Leitbur - 41,462 (891 Lasers) 38,789 - HAMMER1.tfr
Zeth - 41,721 (918 Lasers) 38,067 - ZR-EH.tfr
Zsinj - 22,316 (504 Lasers) 20,804 - ZSINJWRAITHMEH.tfr
Tiar Garnin - 17,460 (248 Lasers) 16,716 - FTIE152.tfr
Qi-Xian Sunrider - 17,751 (376 Lasers) 16,623 - Phantom.tfr

RS Mission - 89,603 LL - 80,459

Han Suul - 16,710 (237 Lasers) 15,999 - RS-HAN.tfr
Zeth - 14,934 (194 Lasers) 14,352 - ZR-WRAITH.tfr
Thuku - 13,364 (163 Lasers) 12,875 - Kappa2.tfr
Qi-Xian Sunrider - 12,288 (124 Lasers) 11,916 - Rogue.tfr
Tiar Garnin - 12,060 (107 Lasers) 11,739 - W_VS__COMP.tfr
Bethan Leitbur - 9,971 (48 Lasers) 9,827 - LEITBUR1.tfr
Mike - 6,096 (127 Lasers) 5,715 - MIKE-RSMIS.tfr *No stats in tfr
Zsinj - 4,180 (@143 lasers) 3,751 - ZSINJWRAITHMRS.tfr
*No stats in tfr (laser hits from other people were averaged to deduct from
his score)

LL Total: 398,635

Top Scorer: Han Suul - 92,709 + 16,710 = 109,419 LL: 92,052 + 15,999 = 108,051

Kappa Squadron

EH mission: 529575 LL: 508239

LC Astarosta: 92683 LL: 92098

LT Razor: 27044 LL: 25274

LCM Tim: 31876 LL: 29950

CM Algaron: 49062 LL: 47523

LCM Reb Crush: 54345 LL: 51249

COL Calias: 17697 LL: 16587

LT Dash Riprock: 38351 LL: 36446

CM Jan Wemmel: 40168 LL: 37312

LCM Tempest: 63735 LL: 62130

LT Hermann: 34698 LL: 33438

CM Sauron Tarrke: 40202 LL: 38309

CM Ninja (guest): 39714 LL: 37923


RS mission 156445 LL: 150517

LC Astarosta: 16937 LL: 16022

LT Razor: 11784 LL: 11319

LCM Tim: 6939 LL: 6480

CM Algaron: 12200 LL: 11915

LCM Reb Crush: 14928 LL: 14334

COL Calias: 13356 LL: 12879

LT Dash Riprock: 13548 LL: 13170

CM Jan Wemmel: 14934 LL: 14472

LCM Tempest: 14866 LL: 14218

LT Hermann: 9763 LL: 9424

CM Sauron Tarrke: 14990 LL: 14444

CM Ninja (guest): 12200 LL: 11840


TOTAL: 508239 + 150517 = 658756

Top Scorer: LC Astarosta: 92098 + 16022 = 108120
Final Competition Stats

KAPPA: 658,756
WRAITH: 398,635

KAPPA WINS!!

Top Scorer: LC Astarosta 108,120 Runner up: Han Suul 108,051

Now onto some other fleet news.

-Imperial Storm - End of Turn I events

In the early morning hours, local time, satellites in high orbit around the industrial world of Firaxon detected a sizable fleet from Task Force Doom dropping out of hyperspace and taking up orbital positions around the planet. Groundside observers identified the following ships present:


ISD-II Challenge
ISD-II Immortal
A/FRGs Annihilator, Juggernaught, Overlord, Peyote & Basilisk
INT Gearjammer


TF Doom, under the command of Vice Admiral Adrenaline, will capture this resource-rich planet at the end of Turn Two. Please visit the Imperial Storm page for more details.

-New Battle Submissions

Until further notice, please DO NOT SEND NEW BATTLE SUBMISSIONS TO THE TACTICAL OFFICE.

For further clarification on this, please see the mission creation message board.

-New Security Officer

With the replacement of Admiral Nightflyer, Admiral Slade has been appointed to take his place as the new Security Officer of the Emperor's Hammer.

-Imperial Storm II begins

Yes, thats right! Today marks the beginning of Imperial Storm II - the exciting wargame that pits tactician against tactician, and pilot against pilot.


-Two-ness

If you've seen Duality, you'll enjoy this hilarious parody of the popular Fan-Film! Two Sith battle to the death to please their heavily medicated Master-With-Thick-Glasses. It's a 16 MB download.

http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/twoness/index.shtml

-Merged clones

The following TC/NC clones have been merged:


COL Quake #4770 <- CPT Jessie #4980
CM/CPT Brad Tack #5131 <- CPT Zack Johnson #5374
CM Kyle Katarn #5141 <- LCM Devin Katarn #5574
CPT Van #2177 <- RA Reiner #4451
LCM Tim #2762 <- LCM Verbatim #4275
VA Goatham #1970 <- CPT Xanos #4453
CM/COL Baron Fel #1102 <- RA Raven Tau #4331
LT/CM Saak #6433 <- CM Ninja #4782


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Squadron Roster

KAPPA SQUADRON OF WING II : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
NICKNAME: The Spirits of Wing II
BANNER: kappa.jpg
MOTTO: If it Flies, it Dies
HOMEPAGE: http://www21.brinkster.com/algaronx/kappa/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=12


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Smashing Kegs
Motto: In Eternal Quest for Party
Homepage: http://www.kappa-flight1.f2s.com/
1) LC Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
2) TBA
3) LT Razor (pedroamado@eudoramail.com)
4) LCM Tim (tiecorps@swirve.com)


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Dark Avengers
Motto: Hatred Breeds Strength
Homepage: http://www21.brinkster.com/algaronx/Flight2/
1) CM Algaron (algaron1@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Reb Crush (g3blackmac@mac.com)
3) COL Calias (jgstewar@flash.lakeheadu.ca)
4) LT Dash Riprock (demandred@mac.com)


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Lunatic Roastars
Motto: Be Afraid, for we are the Defenders of the Keg!
Homepage: http://www21.brinkster.com/algaronx/Flight3/
1) CM Jan Wemmel (Jan1506@gmx.de)
2) LCM Tempest (EH_Tempest@gmx.net)
3) LT Hermann (ehhermann@yahoo.com.ar)
4) CM Sauron Tarrke (Jean.Christophe.gay@freesbee.fr)


Total: 11

Respectfully,

CMDR-TCT/LC "Roasty" Astarosta/Kappa/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
BS-PCx6-ISMx10/IS-1SW-1BW/CoB/OV [CNTR] {IWATS-TT-TM-XTT-IIC-M1-M2-CBX-ICQ-SM2}
SMS/CM Astarosta/FMC-TC/SSSD Sovereign [DOC]
ACO Astarosta (Sith)/Archanis of Taldryan {SA:CORE}