Phoenix Report # 13 (2001-08-04)

This report was submitted by CPT Wes Janson


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This one's going to be very short, because I'm leaving in an hour or so.

CPT Wes Janson strolled down the corridor, alone. Passing some mangled
young LT corpses, he assumed that he would find his old friend, teh
TyPoDeMoN! Not long down the corridor, low and behold, there he was in all
his ugliness... RA Khadgar!! (No! Just kidding :P ) The TYPODEMON!
The demon turned towards Janson and began to chase him.Janson began running
too and straight towards for the Hangar 7. He entered it, the demon
close behind him.As the demon passed the main door, Hev Randrowan,
standing behind a control panel hit a large red button.
A trap door opened under the feets of the demon and he fell into the pit
below. A almost empty room , only one couch in the middle and a door.
Shortly after the demon got up from his fall ,the door opened and a 8 feets
long sauropode called Woobee entered the pit wearing a white robe. Janson
looked down to Woobee and the TyPoDeMoN. "Hey Woobee, the poor guy here has
a terrible head-ache , could you please cure him?"
Woobee started laughing. "Sure I can. So mister, would you please hold
still for a moment. This will hurt only a little bit." Speaking these words,
Woobee returned to his little room to get his favorite tool. Wes and Hev
decided to leave , knowing what cruel fate the TyPoDeMoN was about to face.
"You know what , I have pity with the poor TyPoDeMoN." Hev made a puzzled
face."Why do you say that. Woobee is one of the best DOCs in the
whole TC fleet.When he started working , the number of sick pilots went to
null." Wes smiled. "Yes but only because Woobee himself is the best
reason for not getting ill. Man, Woobee is the only DOC I know who treats a
common head-ache with a antique CHAIN-SAW."

Thanks Hev :) Another IS-BR in the mail :)



Frankly, I don't have time to think this week :) Con Selar will be my A-CMDR for this week, so BSF's go to Az (If you don't mind), but CC Con. I may be back Monday to check up on you guys, but I'll only be home for a max of 12 hours.


-I'm on leave until next monday. I should be back before then, but we'll see.
-TAC is back from leave
-WE are WC's Own for July :)
-Crusader is the ASF BGCOM Escort Squadron, congrats!
-COL Inkwolf resigns, COL Ford Prefect steps up
-Con, I asked DarkC to contact you about running a Tartarus vs Valkyrie comp. She should be shortly


I finished off all but the XWA/XW battles this week. Aside from that, Con submitted TC-TIE 28. That's it, so bring it up next week!


We're still down to 1 again, with the arrival of LT Chris Starshade and SL Nihil Baxter. Con, beat em into doing something :)


Khad's recruitment comp is still there, so get recruiting! As is my Typodemon competition, and lets not forget Khadgar has a comp in the works...


SUNDAY:
Zone Sunday [XWA]
Time: 1:00 - 2:30 PM EST ( 18:00 - 19:30 GMT )
Place: MSN Gaming Zone
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner

MONDAY:
Tempest Storm [XWA][XvT][JK]
Time: 7:00 - 10:00 PM EST ( 0:30 - 3:00 GMT )
Place: IRC Channel #tempest ( Undernet IRC Network )
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner

TUESDAY:
No competitions right now.

WEDNESDAY:
Greenwich Wolf Competition [XWA][XvT]
Time: 3:30 - 5:30 PM EST ( 20:30 - 22:30 GMT )
Place: IRC Channel #wingxiii ( Undernet IRC Network )
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner of every division

ASF Competition [XWA][XvT]
Time: 7:00 - 10:30 PM EST ( 00:00 - 03:30 GMT )
Place: IRC Channel #eh_asf ( Undernet IRC Network )
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner of every division

THURSDAY:
Thursday Night Training [XWA][XvT]
Time: 8:00 - 11:00 PM EST ( 01:00 - 04:00 GMT )
Place: IRC Channel #avenger ( Undernet IRC Network )
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner of every division

FRIDAY:
No competition right now

SATURDAY:
EuroComp [XWA][XvT]
Time: 10:00 - 11:30 AM EST ( 15:00 - 16:30 GMT )
Place: IRC Channel #euroloc ( Undernet IRC Network )
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner of every division

Kampfgemetzel [XWA]
Time: 1:00 - 3:00 PM EST ( 18:00 - 21:00 GMT )
Place: MSN Gaming Zone
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner


Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet:
Commander: Grand Admiral Ronin - garonin@aol.com
Website: www.emperorshammer.org
IRC Channel: #emperor's_hammer

Emperor's Hammer Tie Corps:
Commander: Fleet Admiral Priyum Patel - spellfire@btinternet.com
Website: www.tiecorps.org
IRC Channel: #tiecorps

Agressor Strike Force:
Commander: Vice Admiral Cyric - jroscoe@bellatlantic.net
Website: www.asf.pyar.com
IRC Channel: #eh_asf

Imperial Star Destroyer Mk.II "Prowling Death" Grey Wolf:
Commodore: Rear Admiral Khadgar - dmelenchuk@home.com
Website: greywolf.raptor.nu
IRC Channel: #wingxiii

13th Imperial Starfigher Wing "The Wolf Pack":
Commander: Major Azazel - azazel_djotarr@hotmail.com
Website: see above
IRC Channel: see above

49th Imperial Starfighter Squadron "The Empire's Hunters" Phoenix:
Commander: CPT Wes Janson - wesjesterjanson@hotmail.com
Website: TBA
IRC Channel: #Phoenix_Squadron


Yeah, I know it sucks. It's all I have time for this week though, so I apologize for the overall suckiness.

CMDR-SR/CPT Wes Janson/Phoenix/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
PCx3/ISMx2/MoI/IS-1BW-1SR/LoC-PSx123/DFC-SWx13/CoB [GLDR] {IWATS-CBX-GFX-ICQ-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2-TT}
DOC/LT Wes Janson/TCASFAV/ISD Grey Wolf
[FMCA:DOC]
CMDR/PRT Hawk Falcone/Crimson Vanguard/Archanis of Taldryan
{SA:CORE}
SEN Nathan West (Tanaab) [DESIGN] {LXY: Wild Card}

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