Teth Squadron Report... blah.... late.... blah... usual.... blah >:P

1. Squadron League Semi Finals

We came, We saw, we mildly prodded arse. We qualified for what I think is the final (Not sure, yet, Wolly's going on with some drivel about the winners of the next and last round for 1st the losers for 3rd, whilst Gallows says this is the final... I'll let you know for sure later >:P) In 1st place as per usual, however, it was a bit of a tight squeeze over Praetorian (*Boo* *Hiss* >:P) So, we're now facing those bums again, and we're going to have to beat them... again... *Minkus Sighs* Anyhow. You all need to get me TC-TIE #164 by next Friday.. *Minkus Blinks* Eh? I've already got 7 submissions.... allright... what's going on, and what have you done with my Squadron? >:P Seriously... get that to me by Friday, otherwise I'm going to get very, very unhappy. >:P

2. Wing IV Squadron League.

Uhm. Yeah. Round 1 Results were released, and well, over policy of not giving a toss got us the Result we planned for. A bog fat Sod all >:P Anyho. The next round is on.... blah... F-TIE #152 Blah... some deadline at some point... blah >:P Honestly, there are 5 more rounds left, I think we can just about squeeze into the Playoffs if we try >:P The plan is to bum along in 4th Place, qualify, then give whoever finished 1st a good kicking. >:) Any objections? No, good. >:P

3. Wing IV v Some Bunch of Losers.

Yet again Wing IV beat the pants of some bunch of muppets without breaking sweat... damn we're good. >:P Oh, yeah, participation from Teth was at zero once again, since that might've intefered with the Religious flying over and over, and over again of F-TIE #85... isn't that right, people? >:P (And all claims we're just a lazy bunch of bums are completely unfounded. >:P)

4. Teth v Hey

*Sigh* I'm afraid I can't make this go away, so I'll fly the mission, we'll have 3 scores, and we can shank the results together, and submit them. Frankly, no offence to Hey, but does anyone actually give a damn about this one? >:P If you do, well, fly... uh.... err... oh, yeah. FREE-XWA #18. I think. >:P

5. LT Maximillian has a bout of Insanity...

And decided to join Teth Squadron, since CPT Rea decided to bugger off to the Reseves. >:P Anyho, Max seems a bit good on the old flying front, so we're all a bit happy about it, especially since he got in a nice little SL submissions that helped us beat those muppets over in Prae... (for the 3rd Freakin time. >:P)

6. LT Mantis has a bout of Sanity...

And has decided to move over to Cheth Squadron, where he's going to be taking charge of Cheth Flight 2. Any rumours going round that you hear that he's leaving so that he doesn't have to go on the Special Team Spirit Exercise we had planned for him after he failed to submit for the Squadron League are, well, mostly true. >:P Anyway, I'm sure you'll all join me in wishing LT Mantis luck, and he'll be grateful for the experience of 1) Not Dying. 2) Serving in a normal Squadron. >:P

7. Go find some muppet to fill Mantis' Place

Since Mantis is suffering that old sanity disease, we're going to need someone to take his spot in Flight 2, so that we can have 12 submissions for the Squadron League. So if you know someone, get them in, or failing that, go twat the nearest Cadet round the back of the head, and drag him/her/it into Teth, m'kay? >:P

8. Win the Squadron League.

Pretty Self-Explainitory, I would've thought. >:P Remember. TC-TIE #164 to daz@mini-minkus.freeserve.co.uk by Friday May 11th. Fly it on hard, blow everything up, get a nifty score, win the SL. Simple, eh? >:P


TETH SQUADRON : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: LC Mini Minkus (daz@mini-minkus.freeserve.co.uk)
NICKNAME: Emperor's Talons
BANNER: teth.jpg
MOTTO: Audere est Facere - To Dare IS To Do
HOMEPAGE: http://teth.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120466

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Dominator
Motto: First into the field. Last out of it.
Homepage: http://teth.squadron.org/flight1
1) LC Mini Minkus (daz@mini-minkus.freeserve.co.uk)
2) LCM Micheal Perry (micheal_perry@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Bernie (bernie_1567@yahoo.co.uk)
4) LT Maximillian (crashhappy74@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Avenger
Motto: Teth Before Dishonour.
Homepage: http://homepages.go.com/~zionsrasta/Teth_Flight_2
1) CM Gavin Dahl (zionsrasta@yahoo.com)
2) LCM Liz (lizjflynn@hotmail.com)
3) LT Mantis (tukes48@yahoo.com)
4) CPT Steele (Nealoc187@aol.com)

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Badger Pack
Motto: Death From Above, Below and all Around.
Homepage: http://teth.squadron.org/teth3
1) CM Badger (blakely_steve@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Hawky (cdh_hawky@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Cochrane (lordcochrane@fsmail.net)
4) LCM Alexandr III Biges (Biges@centrum.cz)

Ok, people. You can stop reading, now >:P

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