Stumbling down the corridor with baggage in hand, CM Wes Janson slouched against his office door. He fumbled around the bag's to get his keycard out, and then to slide it through the reader.
"Sorry, wrong card access code. Please try again." He slid it through again. "Sorry, wrong card access code. Please try again." One last time, he slipped it through.
"Sorry, wrong acc..." Janson drew his blaster and blew the thing to pieces. "I'll give you wrong access code, you stupid piece of junk" he muttered. The door slid open.
"Ah, good old fashioned Imperial ingenuity. Shoot it and all will be well." he said to himself, and stumbled in under baggage again. Dust shot off the door frame and clouded around Janson, causing him to sneeze and collapse. Three tons of cargo collapsed with him, crushing him with a warble. He slowly hauled himself out from underneath it, and stood up. He stacked his bag's several time's before they stopped falling on him, giving a smirk of triumph to the bag's. Turning, he saw his desk, covered in datapadds. His shoulders sunk with defeat, and he plopped down into his chair, getting ready to do his reports. He settled in to do the reports, and eventually lost track of time. A thundering came down the hallway as the collective members of Phoenix came running. His office began to shake and vibrate, and caused his bag's to collapse once more. With a curse, he got up to set them up again.
Greetings people! This is my first Phoenix Squadron WSR. Yay. First off, Az, you are my new favourite person (Next to Khadgar of course :P ), and thank you for choosing me for this position. I don't intend to let you down. Now, I will jazz up these WSR's as soon as I can make em cooler looking, like Khadgar's. Muahaha. Anyway, on to the important stuff.
Miscellaneous Stuff:
Phoenix Squadron pilots: I am a Fairly lenient CMDR, but I won't stand for inactivity. I expect at least 1 MP flight a week, from now on out, with a slightly smaller emphasis on SP pending the duration of Op:Supremacy. Which brings me to my next point. I want ALLof you flying at least one of them.
(Note: Arathar, I want to see your pilots on IRC on Saturday or Sunday. This waiting is making me grouchy :)
Well, that's about it here, so move along, move along.
Activity:
Since I just got CMDR last week, there is NO Activity section this week. But I want to see you flying in Op:Supremacy. I want 100% participation gentlemen. I don't care if you win, just fly. As soon as this comp is over, I will start sending out battles to you to fly. Fly what I send you, and we will rack up Citations like mad.
(Note: If you don't yet have TIE, get it. We need it to get the Citations, so try to look out for it.)
News:
-Evidently , you got a new CMDR. Me! So send me an e-mail telling me your alive and kicking. I have April's WSR, and recommendations from Az for certain pilots.
-Former Wing XV WC, LC Khadgar, is the new COM of the Grey Wolf. My god no... :P Congrats, RA Khadgar!
-Evidently, and this is older news, MAJ Azazel is the new WC of Wing XIII. Again, congrats.
-MAJ Tarkin seems to have arranged a Dutch EH Meeting, so is anyone is in the area, head on over! Friday the 17th to Sunday the 19th of August -Mike has sent word again of the EH Poland Meeting. I personally wish I could go, but maybe in a few years! It's Friday the 29th of June, to Monday the 2nd of July. Again, if you're in the area, head on over.
-RA Ender mBind was promoted to VA this week! Congrats! -VA Jarak resigned as the Battlegroup's BGCOM
-LSF vs EH war is on this week till next Wednesday. Head over to Battlestats, sign up, and go to irc.nassery.org in the toom #LSFvsEH and fly!
Competitions:
-I have not yet organized a competition yet, due to Op:Supremacy. As soon as this is finished, I will throw a few together.
-The one thing I need, like Az, is a new uniform. If anyone can make one, and I decide to use it, I will, like him, award an ISM. Talk to me for details, as there are some special things you will need to add.
Combat Calender (MP Comps):
-I expect you at (at the bare minimum) one of these per week.
[XWA] EuroComp 5/12 (10:00 - 11:30 EST)
[XvT] EuroComp 5/12 (10:00 - 11:30 EST)
[XWA] Kampfergemetzel 5/12 (13:00 - 15:00 EST)
[XvT] Outer Rim War 5/12 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XWA] Outer Rim War 5/12 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[JK] Outer Rim War 5/12 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[CS] Outer Rim War 5/12 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XWA] Zone Sunday 5/13 (13:00 - 14:30 EST)
[XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp 5/16 (13:00 - 16:30 EST)
[XvT] Greenwich Wolf Comp 5/16 (13:00 - 16:30 EST)
[XvT] ASF Competition 5/16 (19:00 - 22:30 EST)
[XWA] ASF Competition 5/16 (19:00 - 22:30 EST)
[XWA] Thursday Night Training 5/17 (20:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XvT] Thursday Night Training 5/17 (20:00 - 23:00 ES
(PS- Sorry for the lack of color. I don't feel like punching it all in this week, so expect it to be brighter next week.)
And now..... it's time for the
Khadgar Quote Of The Week!
This week, it's:
KhadHTML> "CM/CMDR Was Jansen/Phenix/Wing XIIIII"now."
(Discussing a WSR I did at 6:30 AM when I went on the Ski Trip and missed the Friday Deadline.) And I have tons of these, so keep your eyes peeled. This is a new weekly thing in these WSR's :)
Well, that's it for this week boys and girls. Join me next week for what I hope to be a better, funnier, and cooler WSR. WIth pictures and stuff.
Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR/CM Wes Janson/Phoenix/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
PC/ISMx2/MoI/IS-1BW-1SR/LoC-PSx55/DFC-BWx6/CoB [LGNR] {IWATS-CBX-GFX-ICQ-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2-TT}
ACO Hawk Falcone (Sith)/Archanis Of Talkdryan {SA:CORE}
DOC/LT Wes Janson/FMC/ISD Grey Wolf {DOC}
PS - I need a Flight Nurse for the GW, so if anyone's interested, go to the FMC website and sign up. Yeah, basically you do nothing, and get a cool silver/gold pin on your collar.