Psi Report # 0 (2001-01-28)

This report was submitted by LC Ford Prefect




Note to self: Bowling for four straight hours until 2 am Saturday morning was not a bright idea. Do not do again.

(reflexively massages sore left leg)

-Squadron News-

- The main, happy news, is that the results for the Psi-Sin vs. Praetorian competition are in...and yes, they're happy :-P
The final results:

Sin and Psi:

Sin Squadron:

FL/CPT Mordred Pendragon:

Mision 1: 22,068
Mission 2: 86,331
Mission 3: 31,588
Mission 4: 42,266
Total: 182,253

Lasers: 645 - 1106
Warheads: 124 - 142

Laserless: 180,318

FM/LT John Doe:

Mission 1: 48,895
Mission 2: 173,087
Mission 3: 54,231
Mission 4: 54,805
Total: 331,018

Lasers: 3246 - 3612
Warheads: 126 - 134

Laserless: 321,280

CMDR/MAJ Stele Pellaeon:

Mission 1: 50,980
Mission 2: 171,171
Mission 3: 77,082
Mission 4: 51,139
Total: 350,919

Lasers: 2475 - 3136
Warheads: 125 - 135

Laserless: 343,494

Sin Total (laserless): 845,092
Sin Average: 281,697

Psi Squadron:

FM/LCM Canen F. Otter:

Mission 1 - 42,050
Mission 2 - 172,557
Mission 3 - 77,094
Mission 4 - 67,488
Total: 359,189

Lasers: 2,579 / 2,971
Missiles: 128 / 137

Laserless: 351,452

FM/CPT Jens Vigsted:

Mission 1 - 83,023
Mission 2 - 88,619
Mission 3 - 89,761
Mission 4 - 67,437
Total: 328,840

Lasers: 7,293 / 7,625
Missiles: 138 / 144

Laserless: 306,961

CMDR/LC Ford Prefect:

Mission 1: 49,568
Mission 2: 171,087
Mission 3: 42,219
Mission 4: 67,503
Total: 330,377

Lasers: 1061 - 1573
Warheads: 136 - 143

Laserless: 327,239

Psi Total: 985,652
Psi Average: 328,551

Wing II Flag Staff:

WC/LC Calzeo Inkwolf:

Mission 1: 48,061
Mission 2: 128,033
Mission 3: 55,354
Mission 4: 66,111
Total: 297,559

Lasers: 1838/2484
Warheads: 146.154

Laserless: 292,045

Overall total: 2,128,303

Overall average: 304,043(.28571)



Praetorian Squadron:

Pilot : CLTC122B.TFR

Mission 1 score : 86181 S B
Mission 2 score : 166619 S B
Mission 3 score : 69947 S B
Mission 4 score : 68953 S B
Total score : 391700
Total HAK score : 377891
Laser hits : 4603 of 5308 (86%)
Missile hits : 103 of 104 (99%)

Pilot : Scoser122.tfr
Total score : 341378
Total HAK score : 339458
Laser hits : 640 of 809 (79%)
Missile hits : 117 of 120 (97%)
Battle score details:
Mission 1 score : 55248 S B
Mission 2 score : 172632 S B
Mission 3 score : 47087 S
Mission 4 score : 66411 S B

Pilot : DODGE122.TFR
Total score : 339882
Total HAK score : 335550
Laser hits : 1444 of 1748 (82%)
Missile hits : 109 of 115 (94%)
Battle score details:
Mission 1 score : 45616 S B
Mission 2 score : 162609 S
Mission 3 score : 64667 S B
Mission 4 score : 66990 S B

Pilot : RAVTC122.TFR
Total score : 10331
Total HAK score : 10067
Laser hits : 88 of 130 (67%)
Missile hits : 189 of 272 (69%)
Battle score details:
Mission 1 score : 4777 S B
Mission 2 score : 1567 B
Mission 3 score : 1490
Mission 4 score : 2497

Pilot : HALCYON122.tfr
Total score : 370908
Total HAK score : 362742
Laser hits : 2722 of 3375 (80%)
Missile hits : 122 of 134 (91%)
Battle score details:
Mission 1 score : 60069 S B
Mission 2 score : 165520 S B
Mission 3 score : 79263 S B
Mission 4 score : 66056 S B

Pilot : PHEN_TC122.tfr
Total score : 118785
Total HAK score : 116829
Laser hits : 652 of 831 (78%)
Missile hits : 73 of 74 (98%)
Battle score details:
Mission 1 score : 3226 B
Mission 2 score : 80265 S B
Mission 3 score : 32811 S
Mission 4 score : 2483

Pilot : starn122.tfr
Total score : 431885
Total HAK score : 417797
Laser hits : 4696 of 5426 (86%)
Missile hits : 130 of 134 (97%)
Battle score details:
Mission 1 score : 86073 S B
Mission 2 score : 173020 S B
Mission 3 score : 105178 S B
Mission 4 score : 67614 S B

Pilot : Old-b122.tfr
Total score : 463253
Total HAK score : 449855
Laser hits : 4466 of 4625 (96%)
Missile hits : 143 of 144 (99%)
Mission 1 score : 113746 S B
Mission 2 score : 169430 S B
Mission 3 score : 101156 S B
Mission 4 score : 78921 S B

Total score : 2468122
Total HAK score : 2410189
Average score : 308515
Average HAK score : 301273

Bottom line:

Psi and Sin: Overall average: 304,043
Praetorian: 301,273

Which means...we win!
YAY!
::: orders happy competition-winning dances for a week :::
That is, after we all visit the Cantina...for...oh...another week :-P
Great job, guys! We've taken on and beaten one of the TIE Corps' elite! Though we did have a bit of help from some Prae pilots flying with the cheats on (not mentioning names...) we put in a strong showing, and Ford's extremely proud of the way we flew. (Ford's also fairly certain we won the 'War of the Words', aka the trash talking >:P). Way to go, guys!

::: Ford does another victory jig :::
Yaaaaaaaaay :P

- We received a new pilot! Woohoo! Please give a big welcome to Sub-Lieutenant AJ Peterson! AJ joins us fresh out of the Daedelus...w00t :-P No word from the new guy, though, perhaps he's a bit shell-shocked from Jens' garb upon his arrival. No, that's not what the 'real fleet' everyone was talking about at the academy is, AJ :-P

- No response from LT Tam Weltl, for a while...Tam, awake! :-P

- Ford hopes to break his previous personal record of number of ':-P' emoticons this squadron report...

- LT Draegar's e-mail is broken, boo!

- CM Zekk's e-mail is changed to superjew@ncinternet.net

- LCM Nurel Turr's e-mail is changed to David_Reed@es.adp.com

- Unfortunately, CM Jon Dole will be out of commission for a while, due to a whole host of technicaly difficulties...his joystick broke, then TIE went on the fritz, then his joystick started working, then TIE started working, then his computer got screwed...permanently, He's borrowing a friend's computer for the time being, and may be forced to transfer to the Reserves if his technical situation doesn't improve soon...
::: mutters evilly about Rebel saboteurs and calls up Benny Hinn to cast the demons out of Jon's computer :::

- Psi's two year anniversary is...sometime...in the next few months...be excited...and stuff... :-P

- Psi at 10 pilots, 2 away from being a full squadron yet again. Yay :-P

- Super Bowl predictions! 22 - 17, Ravens...you heard it here first :-P

- Ford's kicking around a few ideas for more intra-squad comps, and maybe some more inter-squad comps...if there's a comp within the squad you'd like to see, or a squad you'd like to Psi take on, talk to Ford.

-Wing News-

- Three more days left in the Search for Squeaker wing-wide comp! There's departments to submit fiction, graphics and TIE (TC-107) in! If you've got some spare time / energy left over from the Prae comp, feel free to use it up before getting smashed in the cantina.

- Wing II turned...2...this week! w00t! Go us! Yay! Happy anniversary dance!
::: begins playing Waves of the Danube on violin :::
It's been a long and great ride so far, thanks to everyone who's been a part of it. Ah, the memories... :-P

-Squadron Orders-

- Participate in the Squeaker Search!

- Recruit!

- Be active!

- Celebrate! (good times, come on! :-P)


-Squadron Activity-

CMDR/LC Ford Prefect:

1.23.01 - Completes F-TIE 123

FM/LT Draegar:

No Activity (e-mail's broken)

FM/CM Zekk:

No Activity
E-mail changed to superjew@ncinternet.net

FM/SL AJ Peterson:

1.25.01 - Promoted to Sub-Lieutenant, assigned to Psi Squadron

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FL/MAJ Sanj:

No Activity

FM/LCM Nurel Turr:

1.26.01 - Completes F-TIE 105

FM/LCM Canen F. Otter:

1.23.01 - Completes F-TIE 123
1.23.01 - Completes TC-122
1.26.01 - Completes F-TIE 133

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FL/CM Jon Doyle:

Technical difficulties

FM/CPT Jens Vigsted:

1.23.01 - Completes TC-122

FM/LT Tam Weltl:

No Activity

Eeesh!

::: slays the demons of low / no activity :::

Boo! May the true light of activity forever reign in the fair lands of Psi!

-Misc. / Fleet News-

- VA Goatham has been appointed NAVCOM, yay him :-P Goat replaces VA Bargon (aka Pel), who resigned as third NC NavCOM.

- The TCCOM (TIE Corps Commander's Own) award for January has been re-instated and given to the ISD Grey Wolf. Yay them.

- AD Havoc and RA Arso have been appointed the new Command Attaches for the Tactical Office.

- TC.org has reached one million hits! w00t.

- As Pope of the Holy Aggressor Empire, Ford has additionally appointed Ali Landry, Jennifer Lopez and Andrea Parker as Cardinals. More appointments reportedly to follow. Richard Simmons has also been declared a heretic to be burned at the stake.

- Yay to MAJ Brucmack, who was recently appointed Wing XIII WC.

- EH.org is updated...

- RA KDOG has been appointed the new Morale Officer

All for this week...activity is cool, and go Ravens!



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