Psi Report # 0 (2001-01-13)

This report was submitted by LC Ford Prefect




Mmm. Cream-cheesey and chocolatey goodness.

Warning to any potential computer game buyers: The Sims is addicting. You *will* be tempted to make virtual creations of all your friends, and laugh your head off at the odd things they do.

::: smirk :::

-Squadron News-

- On a general note, Ford's very happy with the upswing of overall squadron activity. Way to go, guys!

::: issues a Pat on the Back for all Psi Squadron pilots, save those who did nothing this week :::

- If you haven't already, say hi to everyone's favorite new Psi transfer, LCM Nurel Turr! As you'll note in the Squadron Activity section, Turr has wasted no time in getting down to business. LCM Turr joins us from Aylin. No, Alpha. No, Adder. No...Aylin? No. Aleth! That's it. Yeah.

- Once approved by the Flight Office, prepare to give another welcome (his third, in fact :P) to CM Zekk Terrik! Zekk (hopefully) joins us after a stint in the Reserves, general wandering across the fleet, most recently in Slayer Squadron, commanded by ex-Psi man Kerch / Vanik / Quentan / Ru Paul / Khaen. wb, Zekk :P

- Prae comp begins on Monday! Can you take the suspense? :-P If you've looked on the Competition Approval page to see what battle we're flying, then we've pulled a bit of a switch...the battle has been changed from TC-88 to an unspecified one that will be announced on the 15th, the day the comp begins. Ford will officially set up a mailing list (finally :P) on that day and announce the opening of the competition.
Just in case you've spent the last two weeks in total awe of the Oklahoma Sooners' incredible football season and forgotten about everything else, Psi and Sin are taking on Praetorian Squadron in a niftalicious TIE comp. Laserless, averaged scoring will be used, so sharpen them TIE skeelz! Battle is yet to be announced, and a pair of ISMs will go to the first and second top scorers overall. And yes, that is *averaged* scoring, another last-minute change made in the comp due to the recent upswing of Psi and Sin's numbers. Go us! This will also be a chance not only to knock off one of the TC's elite squadrons, but to rub some dirt in the face of some ex-Wing II personnel, RA Calias and CM Carl Lost, both now with Praetorian.

- Now that CPT Astarosta has been appointed wing doc and learned the traditional recruiting tactics of threatening to give random and unprovoked enemas to various personnel, Kappa has surpassed Psi in numbers! Recruit! :P

- Checking out Psi's roster page on TC.org, Ford found we have 6 battle citations. Yay. Should you be in the mood and have some extra time, poke around to see which battles we're close to getting citations for and try to fly them instead of utterly random battles...'cuz citations are cool and stuff. Yeah.

- After his recent attempts to change his TC name to Lord Twinkalicious were rebuffed, the angst and bitterness, in addition to watching too much daytime talk shows, Ford has now decided to change his name, gender and race. Commanding Psi will now be LC Shanaynae, an overweight African-American female. Ford will be occupied for the next week in obtaining a personal relationship with a male, and then cheating on him with his brother. Yeah.

- MAJ Sanj has changed his e-mail to sanj425@earthlink.net.

- Be on the alert sometime in February for a Psi Squadron Banner competition to pop up, as Ford's thinking of a change in our official banner (sorry, Sas :P)

-Wing News-

- The Squeaker Hunt continues...

- CPT Mick Emrys of Theta is looking for an FL...those interested should apply to him.

-Squadron Orders-

- Participate in the Squeaker Scouring! There's graphics, fiction, multiple TIE sections, MB hunts, and all sorts o' nifty stuff. The first 24-hour-drill TIE mission ended sometime today, so be on the alert for more of those!

- Prae comp begins on Monday, prepare!

- Do stuff and be froody.

-Squadron Activity-

CMDR/LC Ford Prefect:

No official activity, aside from doing mounds of paperwork, applying for CA:FO, attempting to fly FT-49 and fix the technical difficulties therein, got halfway through TC-107 on his brother's computer before the computer left with sibling to college and Ford forgot to transfer the .tfr to his regular comp. Also played too much 'Sims' and watched entirely too much daytime talk shows.

FM/LT Draegar:

1.12.01 - Passes IWATS mIRC/1

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FL/MAJ Sanj:

1.12.01 - Creates uniform for VROY Miack
1.12.01 - Completes TC-163

FM/LCM Nurel Turr (!!!):

1.9.01 - Transfers to Psi Squadron
1.10.01 - Completes TC-TIE 125
1.10.01 - Completes F-TIE 138
1.10.01 - Completes F-TIE 141
1.10.01 - Composes short story of transfer to Psi
1.11.01 - Completes ID-1
1.11.01 - Completes F-TIE 132
1.11.01 - Completes F-TIE 137
1.11.01 - Completes F-TIE 128

FM/LCM Canen F. Otter:

1.10.01 - Completes TC-107
1.10.01 - Completes F-TIE 94
1.13.01 - Completes F-TIE 49

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FL/CM Jon Doyle:

No Activity

FM/CPT Jens Vigsted:

No Activity

FM/LT Tam Weltl:

Hrm...did Three Flight take too many laxatives after the party in the Cantina welcoming Turr? :-P

CM Doyle, LT Draegar and LC Ford also took part in the Squeaker Hunt MB search.

- Misc. / Fleet News-

- Defying all odds, emperorshamemr.org was updated.

::: leads Psi in chorus of 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' in celebration :::

Interestingly enough, no candy...er...GOEs were awarded this domain updated.

- Yes, you heard correctly, evil bot master, aka PikaFSE, aka Kawolski was promoted to Executive Officer following the resignation of SA Compton. K remains Fleet Systems Engineer, though he was demoted to High Admiral for reasons unknown to Ford and or any logic attempting to explain the demotion. Interesting side note: by special dispensation of the Grand Admiral for a long and loyal service as XO, Compton was granted a spot in Omega Squadron as FM and the rank of General: the first FM (after the rank change, that is :P) to hold such an honor.

- Some shake-ups in the CS and SGCOM business...COMM Kumba resigned (no more Kumba-ly goodness. sniffle) and RA Coolguy was appointed in his place. TAC Striker is expected to resign as soon as a replacement is found, and a new MOR is still awaiting appointment following RA Hunter's resignation.

- Undernet is bloody hell, good luck to those attempting to get on :P

- In light of server instability, Outer Rim has moved to the following servers:

Oakland.CA.US.InnerNET.ORG
Helena.MT.US.InnerNET.ORG
Espoo.FI.EU.InnerNET.ORG

- EH won Outer Rim by roughly 30 or so victories. Yay us :-P

- If you've gotten so pissed off by the Undernet's chronic instability that you're wanting to switch IRC networks, check out Ford's post on the official EH MB (msgboards.emperorshammer.ca) and give some feedback.

- A few new updated battles:

TC-TIE Battle 23
TC-TIE Battle 28
TC-TIE Battle 66
TC-TIE Battle 87
TC-TIE Battle 106
TC-TIE Battle 115
TC-TIE Battle 117
TC-TIE Battle 123
TC-TIE Battle 165
FREE-TIE Mission 133
DB-TIE Battle 1
BHG-TIE Battle 1
BHG-TIE Battle 2
TC-XWA Battle 7
TC-XWA Battle 12

- From CA:LO Ramos Kanzco:

Now that New Years has passed by and the fact we are a week into the year 2001, the Logistics Office has come back from the dead and
several setbacks to bring to you many new projects. The biggest of which is to be announced later in the week. Moving on, The LO needs your
help in gathering fiction, graphics, old rosters, INPRs, Personal Histories, Ship Histories, Subgroup Histories, Monumental EH desicions, Wing
Histories, Squadron Histories, Histories of CS officers, old Subgroup manuals, old subgroup webpages, old subgroup commander histories, and
anything else you think can be essential or non essential in helping the Logistics Office in archiving the history of the EH. Eventually after we
collect all this data it will be submitted to the Training Office for placement in the EH Encyclopedia(being compiled by HA Astatine).

Here are a list of email addresses you can submit data and information to. You will be rewarded for submitting information:

http://www.egroups.com/group/BHGHistory
CDHistory@egroups.com
CSHistory@egroups.com
DarkBrotherhoodHistory@egroups.com
EHDirHistory@egroups.com
EHFiction@egroups.com
EHHistory@egroups.com
EHStories@egroups.com
FMCHistory@egroups.com
HFHistory@egroups.com
IWHistory@egroups.com
TCHistory@egroups.com

Also a plan is in the works to appoint a ship/wing historian to compile their wing/ship's history into one large work and submit it to the LO. We
need many people to help out with this so if you could email Commander Ramos Kanzco and tell him if you are interested in becoming your
ship's historian. This will be an unofficial posistion and will not be added to your ID line.

Thank you and if you have any comments or questions feel free to email me(magedon42@aol.com)

- FCHG Listings are offline. Sad.

- NL 70 is on-line..http://www.isdcolossus.com/index.html.

- It appears as if XO Kawolski's Iron Star system is going to be put in place. Boo :-P

- Ex-Psi member and ASF BGCOM Priyum Patel has been appointed CA:FO. Yay him.

- TC.org's skill profiles has a new feature. Give yourself all 5s and see what happens :-P

All for this week. And, for those keeping score at home, Ford's pre-playoff prediction of a Raiders - Vikings Super Bowl is still intact! >:P

(sidenote: Ford won a free t-shirt after placing 31st in a Tulsa paper's college bowl picking contest, out of roughly 2500 contestants. Yay Ford :P)

Uh, be happy and do stuff.




CMDR-AMB/LC Ford Prefect/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
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