For our more light-hearted topic this month, I want some jokes to include in my reports (and if you ask what reports, I might kill you). Make them Star Wars or, even better, Emperor's Hammer themed. Submit as many as you like, but you can only win one medal - Bladey making a bunch of jokes at my expense about hamsters won't net her ALL of the medals.
1st: Cr-1D; 2nd: Cr-1R; 3rd: Cr-1A
Competition runtime starts on the first day at 00:00:01 UTC, and ends on the last day at 23:59:59 UTC.