Its the holiday season which means Christmas songs are played... incessantly.

Its time to freshen up the tunes with some new lyrics. All pilots are encouraged to find a holiday tune they hate with a passion and find new lyrics.

Star Wars references are encouraged, subtle jabs at other pilots doubly so.
Whole songs are encouraged but single verse submissions are accepted.

Here's an example:
Away in a Manger "Away in a sandcrawler, Jawas did await. More droids need a'stripping, much noises they make. Upon a small homestead, a farmer did toil; and wept e'er sadly about the parts Jawas stole."

Submissions can either be public on the Discord Forum or privately sent to LT Bolthead through Discord DM or email (kmpyre@gmail.com).

Awards will be by community concensus.

For highest voted: Exemption from washroom cleaning duty for the month.

For lowest voted: Someone has to take over the duties of the winner...