Delta Report # 60 (2013-12-22)

This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


  Delta Squadron Weekly Report #60 2013.12.22 

This week in the report:

  • Commander's notes
  • In the headlines this week
  • Joke of the week
  • Squadron activity report
  • Important Competitions
  • Delta's End of Year Bash
  • Squadron roster
  • Medals and promotions
  • Wrapping up
     
  •   Commander's notes

    As the holidays approach, things are slowing down in the TC, as it is every year. For me, that means 2 weeks off work and so I can do some stuff like catch up with my non-TC hobbies. And of course fly my arse off to make sure I defeat Woody this month... I sure will not envy the TCCOM :)

    Other stuff happened too, wghich is way bigger. Yes, another promotion letter arrived on my desk telling me in no uncertain terms that Captain Clark would no longer be a Captain, he is now a Major. Of course this was no surprise to me as his consistent level of activity over the past few months forced my hand and made me recommend this promotion to the TCCOM. All I can say is: congrats, and who will be next?

    COL Jade has informed me his activity level will be a bit low in the foreseeable future due to stuff that needs to be done in real life. I would appreciate it if someone would care to explain to me what this "real life" business is I keep hearing about. I haven't the faintest idea and it appears to be important. More importantly: can I have one too, and what would I need to get it? Either way, assuming it doesn't take too long the Colonel is granted a reprieve from his Flight Leader duties until he decides this real life stuff is over and done with.

    Maybe you've all forgotten about it, but I have not. The Returnee's Activity Hunt fiction competition has finished, and we finally managed to get in all the scores. It turned out to be a very tight finish with 3 pilots getting 11 and 12 points from our judges. As such, Major Tek Selkirk has been awarded first place decorations, while LC Kenath Zoron and the aforementioned COL Aticus Jade share second place prize money (which btw is 0 Imperial Credits).

    Once again I ponder the Weekly Trivia On the one hand I'm happy with the way the points are working out, but every week the participation drops. Perhaps because pilots see they will not be winning this week. Still - there's always the individual participation awards to play for (aka: the Trivia Incentive). Perhaps participation would stay on the level if I were to stop keeping a daily score counter? Let's see next week :)

    What else is there to report this week? The epic failure of my little run-on attempt. Alas, with still just the one entry in 3 weeks of time I fear it will not be the dashing success I had hoped for. The same by the way applies to the IWATS bit in the competition. Fortunately the flying bit is still going, with two pilots (not counting myself) having flown missions this month. Still, not as good as I had hoped ...
     

      In the headlines this week

  • CPT Clark promoted to MAJ Clark
  • Returnee's Activity Hunt medals awarded
  • New recruit joins TC: welcome SL Ragnar Thorzan
  • There's a new SW FlightSim on the horizon: http://www.starwarsattacksquadrons.com/
     
  •   Joke of the week

    A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?"
    "Of course you are," his mother replied.

    The young polar bear asked his father: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
    "Yes, you are a real polar bear."

    A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents: "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"
    "Yes," said his parents.

    Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents: "Are all my relatives real polar bears?"
    "Yes, they are all real polar bears," said his parents. "Why do you keep asking?"

    "Because," said the young polar bear, "I'm fucking freezing!"
     

      Squadron Activity report

    You know the drill - this just shows who did what, assuming I know of it. Usually I will. If you did something that should have been here - send me an e-mail :)

  • COL Anahorn Dempsey
    FCHG rank: Archon (4772 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   IRC activity
        »   running the weekly trivia
        »   running End of Year Bash
        »   flew 194 missions in 39 battles - eat my ion dust! (XWAIW 1-6, TIETC 6-31,33-34,36-40) with 2 mission HS
        »   TAC stuff

  • GN Gilad Pelleaon
    FCHG rank: Tesserarius (1226 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   2 round of weekly trivia

  • CM Shado Fenn
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   5 rounds of weekly trivia

  • CPT John T. Clark
    FCHG rank: Knight (284 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   5 rounds of weekly trivia
        »   released FL report
        »   flew 2 missions (TIEF 273,278) with 1 mission HS

  • LCM Jaorrus Morraus
    FCHG rank: Gallant (237 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   5 rounds of weekly trivia
        »   winner of Weekly Trivia #161

  • COL BubbaX
    FCHG rank: Aquilifer (614 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   IRC activity
        »   2 rounds of weekly trivia

  • CPT Ras Kronar
    FCHG rank: Paladin (391 pts)
        »   no contact

  • COL Aticus Jade
    FCHG rank: Grenadier (13 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   IRC activity
        »   on semi-LoA

  • CPT Nutrientman
    FCHG rank: Aquilifer (709 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   IRC activity
     
  •   Important Competitions

    Competitions are the livelihood of this thing we do for fun. I encourage all of you to enter as many competitions as you want to/can. And just let me know about it! Don't forget to check out the website for more information.

  • Delta's Weekly Trivia
    Each day of the week (Mon-Fri) you will receive an email with a trivia
    question, same as before. 3 pts for the first correct answer, 2 pts for
    second and 1 pt for 3rd. At the end of the week, the one with the
    most points wins the shiny. As usual, there's extra shinies available for
    accumulating set amounts of points.

  • Delta's End of Year Bash
    Another squad competition to generate some activity and medals. See section below this one for details.

  • Ace of the TIE Corps
    Each mission flown during a month will count towards your score, with shinies for the top 3 pilots.
    At the end of the year, the TC's Top Gun will win a rare IS-PW!

  • MP Ace of the TIE Corps
    Each multiplayer victory flown during a month will count towards your score, with shinies for the top 3 pilots.
    At the end of the year, the TC's Top Gun will win a rare IS-PW!
     
  •   Delta's End of Year Bash

    I hope this is something for everyone....

  • part 1: IWATS
    Once again I will attempt to educate you all with some IWATS
    (IU included) activity :)
    * Complete any IWATS/IU course you want for 1 pt
    * Complete the assigned IWATS/IU course for 2 pts
    * Highest points total at the end of the month wins
    * This week's assigned IWATS/IU Course: General Leadership
    Current standings: Ras Kronar: 2pts

  • part 2: mini runon
    I started a small run-on on the Message Boards: The History of Dellyn Tow.
    There's an introductory post to set a frame of reference.
    * Submissions should be no longer than 10 lines
    * You can't make 2 submissions in a row.
    * Everyone who makes more than 10 submissions gets an IS-BR
    Current standings: John T Clark : 1pt

  • part 3: That's my kill
    Just hoping to generate some flight activity here! Each flight activity counts, but flying the assigned mission
    earns extra credit. Extra credit is awarded once a week, so not 3 points for flying all 3!
    * Each SP mission flown earns a point, each MP mission flown earns a point
    * Each SP battle flown earns an extra point, each mission HS earns an extra point
    * Completing the assigned mission earns a bonus point
    * This week's assigned missions:
          TIE free 285: Starfighter Histories: TIE Bomber
          XvT free 223: Choices
          XWA free 138: Cadet's Day Out
    Current standings: Nutrientman: 7 pts; John T Clark: 6pts

    Medals to be won depend on participation - if enough people participate I can award a Silver Ribbon/Wings addon for the winner, with a medal as well for the runner up. If participation is too low, only the winner gets one and that will be a Bronze Ribbon/Wings addon.
     

  •   Squadron roster

    Delta Squadron
    Squadron mission: Reconnaissance
    Message Board: http://www.emperorshammer.org/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=128
    Motto: Celerant mortalis
    Base: ISD-II Hammer
    Website: http://deltasquad.emperorshammer.org
    Nickname: Razor of Retribution
    Squadron reports: http://www.emperorshammer.org/unitreports.php?id=145

    FLIGHT I: The Razor's Edge - Novaculum mortalis

    CMDR COL Anahorn Dempsey
    TBA
    FM GN Gilad Pelleaon
    FM CM Shado Fenn

    FLIGHT II: The Razor's Touch - Strike first - strike once

    FL CPT John T. Clark
    FM LCM Jaorrus Morraus
    FM COL BubbaX
    FM CPT Ras Kronar

    FLIGHT III: The Razor's Gleam - And in a flash it ended...

    FL COL Aticus Jade
    TBA
    TBA
    FM CPT Nutrientman
     
      Medals and promotions

    John T Clark: IS-BR
    BubbaX: IS-BR
    Jaorrus Morraus: IS-BR
    Aticus Jade: IS-SR

    CPT John T. Clark -> MAJ John T. Clark
     

      Wrapping up

    I'm going to leave this bit empty because I'm annoyed that out of 5 options, not one time did anyone choose option E in the trivia last week!

    CMDR/COL Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
    MoH/ICx2/GOEx2/GSx4/SSx5/BSx12/PCx6/ISMx3/IS-3PW-34GW-20SW-31BW-3PR-12GR-9SR-33BR/MoI/MoT-40rh-48gh-9bh/LoC-CSx8-Rx4/DFC-Rx2/MoC-3doc-2poc-5goc-4soc-32boc/CoLx6/CoEx3/CoB/OV-6E
    {IWATS:MCBS-XAM-XMD-TM/1/2/TM/3-XTM/1-MP/2-AMP-XWAI-BFM-TT-XTT-SFT-CTW-AT-SU-CM2-MD1-DT3-ARTY1-VS4-ST-SC-SEA-SD-SZ-SR-AIR-CC-SFW-WPN-XWAC-ESET-ISET-TIE-SMA-AWAK-BWAK-XWAK-YWAK-SN4}
    {IU:C/TC, C/DB, C/DIR, S, UL, CRD, EJE, TD, REP, WM, FT, IO, INST, MI, BTL, LDR, WD, AIM, ICQ, MS1, TLN, ASP, BX, CSS, CBX, DW, FLA, LIN, GFX, IBX, JS, WIKI, PHP, VBS, XML, MAN1, MAN2, WKS, INO, HIST, INO, INTEL, PRER, GR, SPW, HAD, GHA, THR, OSS, M/1/2, SM/3/4, IIC/1/2/3, IA, ARG/1, STM}
     


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