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This report was submitted by CMDR-WARD/MAJ Genie/Lambda/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


 
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LAMBDA SQUADRON WSR #41
(09-May-29 ABY)

REPORTING COMMANDER: Major Genie, Squadron Commander
TO: Lambda Squadron, RA Phoenix Berkana Hammer's Commodore
DATE SUBMITTED: 14th May 29 ABY

LAMBDA SQUADRON NEWS

The report is a bit late coming out this week. I usually post it 1 or 2 days after the end date. You see my dog ate my report and I had to draft a new one. What's that? I don't have a dog you say? And my report is... digital? Ok, so Microsoft Windows rebooted my computer without my permission. How's that? What's Windows? Software created by the evil New Republic.

I start with something not directly related to Lambda. LCM Fr0zen is organizing an Emperor's Hammer representation to a new 3v3 dogfight league, hosted by the Southern Cross Squad. The team average Kill-to-death ratio must be under 2.0. What I understand from those rules is, that it is ok to have a member with a KD higher than 2, as long as there is someone lower than that to counter it. If you are interested in participating contact Fr0zen. The deadline for signups is 24th May. For a closer look at all the competitions (including Cadet Cup #2 and the Cadet Cup League), be sure to check this reddit post, which I believe was put together by our own Wildfire.

LT DemWoookieeCheeks wrote a nice song, be sure to check it out in the #runons channel. There are rumours of further pieces being in the works, stay tuned (pun intended) for more! Plenty of activity there by various EH members, fun stories and songs including something written by RA Zekk and his adventures with Firebreaker and a certain fleet COO.

The second season of the Trivia for the Hammered has started. Fingers on the buzzers! Last season saw Witcher and Xye compete with each other for the #1 spot, with Witcher edging ahead. In other Lambda news, LT Calvin Phrick is transferring to the Reserves. We hope to see Phrick back to active duty soon.

Congratulations to LCM Solohan on his promotion to Lieutenant Commander! Well deserved promotion. No more cleaning of the Wookiee Dens for you. Shoutout also to Frozen, RedBaron, Witcher, Wreckage and Xye for our Twin Suns Tournament performance (and a thank you to Gytheran for helping out with some fleet battle practicing). We fought against the best Squadrons has to offer and got a taste of it all and now, we are all craving for more!

The Chalquilla Cup Season #1 Award Ceremony will take place this Saturday, 15th May at 4pm EST. It will be held on discord.

The TIE Corps in Battle (TCiB) for May is already in full force. May's Battles are as follows:

CREATIVE CORNER

Don't you want me (A-Wing)
Parody of Don't You Want Me by The Human League written by LT DemWookieCheeks
Sing to the tune of: Don't you want me (Remastered)

You were flying in a New Republic Interceptor,
When I met you
I picked you out, shot you up and took your shields down
Shots hit your hull it almost blew
But now you've put your cloaking on and headed back with your fleet
Dogfighting has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who is locked on to you now
And I can hunt you back down too

Don't, don't you want me
You know you just can't leave it when you hear that lock on beeping
Don't, don't you want me
You know that I won't leave you until you come back and fight me
It's much too late to hide
You drop a seeker mine
You better chase me back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?
Don't you want me A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?

He was flying as a pilot in a TIE Fighter
That much is true
But even then I knew I had to put him back in his place
I know it's what I've got to do
Killed the thrusters and nearly turned on a dime
Now I've got you
But now I think it's time I tried some tricks of my own
As I fire my lasers back at you

Don't, don't you want me
You know you just can't leave it when you hear that lock on beeping
Don't, don't you want me
You know that I won't leave you until you come back and fight me
It's much too late to hide
You're about to lose your TIE
You better chase me back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want my A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?
Don't you want my A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?

Don't you want my A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?
Don't you want my A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?
Don't you want my A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?
Don't you want my A-Wing?
Don't you want to go?

SQUADRON ACTIVITY
(3rd - 9th May)

CallsignSPLoSLoCHonour GuardCOOP RatingCombat RatingCommBattle ReviewsIUMedalsOther
1-1 MAJ "Sleepless" Genie 0 0 43 X 0 IS-GW x2IS-SW x1SS x1 WSRWards Report
1-2 LT Dillshize 0 0 5 X 0
1-3 LT Slade "Christmas" Carroll 0 0 0 X 0
1-4 LT DemWookieeCheeks 0 0 14 X 0 IS-GW x1 Song: Don't you want me (A-Wing)
2-1 CM "Treble Threat" Xye 0 0 43 X 0 IS-GW x1IS-SW x1 Pickle Horns Logo
2-2 TBA 0 0 0 NA 0
2-3 LT "Racer" Physics 0 0 2 Marksman 4th X 0
2-4 TBA 0 0 0 X 0
3-1 CM "The One" Highlander 0 0 0 X 0 IS-SW x1
3-2 LCM Solohan50 5 0 0 X 1
3-3 LT RedBaron "The Butcher" 0 0 6 Officer 4th X 0 6th Echelon
3-4 LCM Corran "BeetBox" Shub 0 0 0 X 0

COMPETITIONS AND EVENTS

Current Lambda Squadron Competitions:

  • Impossible Quiz: Try it out, whether you are a Lambda or not (it may need a while to load). Maximum of 105 levels.

Hammer Competitions:

TIE Corps Competitions:

  • Trivia Grand Tour: Season Six: Entering Week Eleven
  • May COO Objective Scramble: May The Force Be With You: Pick another pilot to pair with and fly together. This is your pair for the entire month and pilots cannot be paired with pilots who are already paired in a set of 2. E-mail your pair to tc-combat-ops-office@googlegroups.com once you have confirmed your pair. All combat victories (screeshots) you achieved as a pair, must be sent to the same email.
  • Stay In the Lines: Each week (or most weeks), LCM Neko will post art in the Tempest WSR. Choose your favorite and color it in however you want - crayons, watercolors, pastels, or anything - and email it to Silwar Naiilo (#12630) by the last day of the month. Neko will choose her favorite and the runners-up.

Be sure to check out all the running competitions. As Lambdas, to know the competitions you are eligible for, under "Units Involved" it must be listed as "Entire TC", "ISD-II Hammer", "Wing I" or "Lambda Squadron".

Notable Events:

For a full list of all streaming and youtube channels be sure to check the #streams channel on our Discord, flagged as pinned messages. If an EH stream or youtube channel is missing from the pinned messages, drop me a line on discord.

CLOSING COMMENTS

I am itching to return to my personal project, a set of battles, a protracted storyline (currently crafted in TIE Fighter) with voice overs. I do have everyone who is interested in lending their voices listed, so I will contact you when the time comes. :) If you are interested in lending your voice, feel free to give me a shout (don't worry I'll do all the audio-editing).

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