Delta Report # 1 (2012-10-08)

This report was submitted by MAJ Anahorn Dempsey


  Delta Squadron Weekly Report #1 2012.10.14 
   
   
    This week in the report:   

   

  • Commander's notes   
  • In the headlines this week   
  • Joke of the week   
  • Squadron activity report   
  • Important Competitions   
  • Squadron roster   
  • Medals and promotions   
  • Wrapping up   
        
  •   Commander's notes
       
       
        Welcome to this here, the first weekly report of Delta squadron!   

        Well, "Commander" is a big word - I'm nowhere near a real commander. The TCCOM Nsaid "interim    commander". But let's not let this spoil the fun now shall we?   

        After Gilad's resignation some time ago (I can't find the specific email so I haven't a clue when    exactly this was, we have been up sh*t creek. Without a commander, the squadron dies out, it's    that simple, and one cannot wait too long with appointing a new one. I've seen it happen to other    squads where the commander falls away and the squadron is left in a deep dark vacuum. Well, not    Delta!   

        So here I am, taking over until a new commander has been appointed. You all got an email last week,    and fortunately most of you responded. If you get this report, read these lines and turn red in the    face because you did not reply, then please do so now. If yo'don't turn red in the face, and haven't    replied either, then do so now too. Before I set my pet-ewok loose upon you!   

        Next up on the agenda: our roster. Yes, there's a few holes, but that's not what I mean (although    I'd love to see them filled). Excerpt from the EH website:   
    Delta Squadron - Reconnaissance   
    Message Board - http://www.emperorshammer.org/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=128   
    Motto - No motto   
    Base - No Permanant Base Established   
    Site No site established yet   
    Banner No Banner yet.   
    Nickname Razor of Retribution   

        See all those empty slots? Me thinks that's gotta be fixed. I'll be pondering the exact way to do that    over the coming week(s), but the goal is to get that done by the end of October. Since I stink with gfx,    I recommend one of you (or more than one) submit a banner and we'll pick one. If not, I'll do one and    you REALLY don't want me to do that.   

        Now let's see if we can get this squadron back up where it belongs!   
        

      In the headlines this week
       
       
       
  • Our LO got a pink slip from the FC, and LC Mark Schueler has been appointed the new LO. Grats, Mark!   
  • As an activity starter I have submitted several competitions for the squadron which the new LO was kind enough to approve. There's shinies to be had!   
        
  •   Joke of the week
       
       
    Know a funny joke? Send it in for extra credit!   

        A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.   
    "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."   
    The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.   
    The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "Hell" and you say "Ass".   
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.   

    Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.....   
    "Aw Hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."   
    WHACK..! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his  mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.   
    The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"   

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man...?"   
    "I  don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios...... "   
        

      Squadron Activity report
       
       
    You know the drill - this just shows who did what, assuming I know of it. Usually I will. If you did something that    should have been here - send me an e-mail :)   

       

  • GN Gilad Pelleaon   
    FCHG rank: Tesserarius (1236 pts)   
        »   no contact yet   

       

  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl   
    FCHG rank: none (5 pts)   
        »   no contact yet   

       

  • LCM Shado Fenn   
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)   
        »   e-mail contact   

       

  • CM John T. Clark   
    FCHG rank: Gallant (240 pts)   
        »   e-mail contact   
        »   competition activity   

       

  • LT Chris Pape   
    FCHG rank: Paladin (306 pts)   
        »   e-mail contact   

       

  • LCM Varik Kassal   
    FCHG rank: Dragoon (141 pts)   
        »   e-mail contact   

       

  • COL Jarek La'an   
    FCHG rank: Archon (4100 pts)   
        »   no contact yet   

       

  • CM Sergeyli   
    FCHG rank: Decurion (813 pts)   
        »   e-mail contact   

       

  • MAJ Anahorn Dempsey   
    FCHG rank: Archon (4534 pts)   
        »   e-mail contact   
        »   started several squadron competitions   
        »   worked my butt off compiling a report   
        »   IRC activity   

       

  • CM Zeke Freeman   
    FCHG rank: Fusilier (95 pts)   
        »   no contact yet   
        
  •   Important Competitions
       
       
    Competitions are the livelihood of this thing we do for fun. I encourage all of you to enter as many competitions as    you want to/can. And just let me know about it!   

       

  • Delta trivia   
    Each day of the week (Mon-Fri) you will receive an email with a trivia question, same as before. 3 pts for the first correct answer, 2 pts for 2nd and 1 pt for 3rd. At the end of the week, the one with the most points wins the shiny. As usual, there's extra shinies available for getting a specific number of questions answered correctly.   
  • Delta still lives! (part one)   
    A 2 part starter competition to make sure Delta stays alive while we are awaiting a new squadron commander. part 1: flying Every Sunday in October I will send you a free mission. Well, actually I will send three of them: a TIE, a XvT and a XWA. The objective is simple: fly one of them and pump your score up as high as you can. The points you will receive for this mission is equal to your score divided by the current high score. You can send me pilotfiles for all three of them, or just the one, but only ONE of the pilotfiles will count for this competition. Send more than one, and the one which gives you the most points counts. Every week the pilot who has the most points on the mission wins. At the end of October, the pilot with the most cumulative points wins.   
  • Delta still lives! (part two)   
    A 2 part starter competition to make sure Delta stays alive while we are awaiting a new squadron commander. part 2: non-flying Every Sunday in October I will send you five random trivia questions. Some easy, some hard. Each question earns points. Each week, the one who gets most right first wins, and at the end the one with the most points wins an extra shiny.   
  • Delta's High Score grind   
    Every high score earned during the month of October will earn you an IS-BW for your efforts.   
        
  •   Squadron roster
       
       
    Delta Squadron, Wing I, ISD-II Hammer   
    Squadron mission: Reconnaissance   
    Message Board: http://www.emperorshammer.org/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=128   
    Motto No motto   
    Base No Permanant Base Established   
    Site No site established yet   
    Banner No Banner yet.   
    Nickname: Razor of Retribution   
    Squadron reports: http://www.emperorshammer.org/unitreports.php?id=145   
  • GN Gilad Pelleaon   
  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl   
  • TBA   
  • LCM Shado Fenn   
  • CM John T. Clark   
  • TBA   
  • LT Chris Pape   
  • LCM Varik Kassal   
  • COL Jarek La'an   
  • CM Sergeyli   
  • MAJ Anahorn Dempsey   
  • CM Zeke Freeman   
        
  •   Medals and promotions
       
       
    none - it appears we are still awaiting medals/promotions/whatever from the last week or so before Gilad's resignation.    Let's hope they come in soon.   
        
      Wrapping up
       
       
    Well, so much for my first few days. I haven't yet touched Gilad's chair in the office, but I'm sure someone will soon enough.   

        If there's anything else you wanna share (what kind of stuff you want activity wise etc) just send me an owl... err....    send me an email.   

        In your service,
    MAJ Anahorn Dempsey
       

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