COMBAT
OPERATIONS OFFICER'S REPORT #15 (2020.15) DATE SUBMITTED: 5 December 2020 |
INTRODUCTION |
'Why do we need the COO?' Colonel Naiilo asked. 'An'bobble's'baublewozConolmoneboot?' Lieutenant Webley, Sin 2-2 grumbled. 'What did he say?' Naiilo asked. ''e said a bobblehea' 's a bauble, he only chop'it down 'cos he couldn't see out, what's he moaning 'bout?' Admiral Prower filled in, raising his ears. Naailo looked at the other COOA, Commander EvilGrin as equally confused. 'What did the admiral say?' 'He said a bobblehead's just a bauble, he only took it down because it was blocking his view, what's Colonel Terrik moaning about?' EvilGrin filled in. Colonel Naiilo sighed and turned to face Webley. 'Right, look I appreciate your position Lieutenant but you can't take down talismans from your commander's TIE Sinister while flying it without permission.' 'I'pose.' Webley said. 'I suppose.' the Admiral followed. 'Yes, I suppose.' EvilGrin translated, getting a look from the colonel. 'Thank you.' Colonel Naiilo sighed again. 'Aight.' 'Allright.' 'Right.' Naiilo looked at the slugthrower that Webley was carrying and pointed at it. 'Lieutenant, I trust you have a license for that weapon.' 'Idozf'son'' 'He does f'that one.' 'He does for this one.' Naailo froze. 'What do you mean by this one?' The next thing they knew, Webley turned on the lights in the squadron ready room. Slugthrowers, bottles of Zekk's On The Beach, blaster rifles, heavy blasters, repeater rifles and even somehow a TIE Bomber Heavy Rotary Cannon were scattered around. Naiilo and EvilGrin gaped at the assortment. 'By the power of Palpatine!' EvilGrin exclaimed. 'Where on Aurora Prime did you get these?!' Naailo rounded on Webley. 'Found 'em.' 'And what-' Naailo walked towards a large round device. '-is this?' 'Seeker mine!' 'Well Lieutenant this is an extremely dangerous collection-' 'Nah, 'sjustaloadajoonk!' Webley bonked the mine with his slugthrower, causing it to roll and rattle. Suddenly there was a ticking sound as all four looked at each other. Airlock 13 on the ISDII Warrior 'MOVE MOVE MOVE!' Naailo shouted as he and EvilGrin suited up before slapping the ejection button. The three COO officers were shot out into space, Naailo and EvilGrin using their suit thrusters to rotate while Admiral Prower just turned his head, the only nonbreather of the group. Nothing happened though. Sin Squadron Ready Room 'It's been deactivated.' Colonel Terrik explained to the fuming COOAs. 'It looks live!' Admiral Prower said as he football kicked at the mine, sending it through the briefing chalkboard. The next thing they knew, Fleet Admiral Silvius was glaring at them through the hole. |
COO
STAFF |
AD Miles Prower - Combat Operations Officer E-Mail - Discord: Admiral Miles Prower#0152 - Telegram: @twotailedfox - GameRanger: AD Miles Prower - EA Friends: EH_AdmiralPrower Eastern Time, United States (GMT-5) Guaranteed Availability: 0700-1300 (SaMTuWF) 0700-2330 (Su & Th) Unavailable 12/10 & 12/11 for medical procedures Operations: Approved LoC and LoS submissions, attended Officers Meeting, answered questions from CMDR+ attendees and fielded suggestions for DFC qualification updates as well as Combat Event definitions Personal Game Focus: Star Wars Squadrons (Dogfight, Fleet Battles & Fleet Battles vs AI) CM EvilGrin - Combat Operations Office Assistant + Inferno Squadron Commander Operations: Approved LoC and LoS submissions, attained 31 LoCs (to date this month) COL Silwar Naailo - Combat Operations Office Assistant + Tempest Squadron Commander + Internet Officer Assistant Operations: Approved LoC and LoS submissions, attended Officers Meeting, attained 9 LoCs (to date this month) CM Bai'et Decol - Combat Operations Office Assistant + Epsilon Squadron Commander Operations: Approved LoC and LoS submissions, attended Officers Meeting, attained 14 LoCs (to date this month) |
CORPS-WIDE
COMPETITIONS
AND EVENTS |
Action Items
EH Anniversary on 7 January Commendation of Loyalty recommendations for the Anniversary are considered at this period. -1 nomination per Squadron Commander and Ship's Commodore -1 nomination from the COO and SOO -2 nominations from the TCCOM Squadron Commanders: When making your recommendation, please make them by email to your COM, CCing the COO, SOO and TCCOM Ship Commodores: When making your recommendation, please make them by e-mail to the TCCOM, CCing the COO and SOO Current Top Threes for PvP 1:CPT Genie (51 victories) 2:CM EvilGrin (31 victories) 3:LT Angel (19 victories) Current Top Threes for PvE 1:GN Elwood The Brave (55 victories) 2:COL Zekk Terrik (28 victories) 3:VA John T. Clark (17 victories) Combat Events Weekly Competitions 3205 - TIE Corps Power Hour Monthly Competitions 3082 - MP Ace of the TIE Corps 2020 3083 - MP COOP Ace of the TIE Corps 2020 3084 - COO'S Star Wars Challenge - Episode VI 3088 - TIE Corps on the MP Front 2020 3089 - TIE Corps on the COOP Front 2020 3183 - TIE Corps Capital Strike PvP 3184 - TIE Corps Capital Strike PvE 3185 - TIE Corps Space Superiority 3208 - TIE Corps Help Me Help You 2020 |
RESOURCES |
General
Communications
Key: D - Discord, MB - Message Board, SR - Subreddit Mail the COO Mail the Combat Operations Office TIE Corps (D) Platform Communications Classic Platforms (XvT/XWA/CBF) X-Wing/TIE Series Steam X-Wing vs TIE Fighter (MB) Steam X-Wing Alliance (MB) Classic Battlefront GOG Classic Battlefront (MB) GOG Classic Battlefront II (MB) Steam Classic Battlefront II (MB) Modern Platforms (SC/EABF/SQD) Star Conflict Star Conflict Official Forums (MB) Steam Star Conflict (MB) EA Battlefront Steam BF Steam BF2 EA Answers BF EA Answers BF2 Squadrons Steam Squadrons (MB) EA Answers Squadrons (MB) /r/StarWarsSquadrons (SR) /r/CompetitiveSquadrons (SR) Star Wars Squadrons 5Mans (D) Star Wars Squadrons Grand Arena (D) Functions Report PvP Match Report PvE Match Submit New Competition Manuals & Education Note: IU courses require an emperorshammer.org account to take exams COO Manual Squadrons Loadout Builder IU - Combat Operations Exam IU - Multiplayer 2 IU - Advanced Multiplayer IU - Basic Flight Manuevers IU - Starfighter Tactics IU - Crazy Tactics That Work Software GameRanger - Network connectivity software for X-Wing vs TIE Fighter, X-Wing Alliance and other platforms COO Supported Platforms PvP X-Wing vs TIE Fighter X-Wing Alliance Imperial Alliance Galactic Starfighter Classic Battlefront 2 EA Battlefront 1 (PC and Console) EA Battlefront 2 (PC and Console) Star Conflict Star Wars Squadrons PvE X-Wing vs TIE Fighter X-Wing Alliance EA Battlefront 1 EA Battlefront 2 Star Conflict Star Wars Squadrons |
SUBMITTED
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COO/AD Miles Prower/TC-3/VSDII Aggressor
GOEx2/GSx2/SS/BS/PCx4/ISMx16/IS-2GW-1SW-7BW-10SR-17BR/LoC-TS-CS-Rx4/LoS-TS-IS-CSx7-Rx3/MoC-5doc-5poc-6goc-7soc-51boc/CoLx8/CoB/LoAx2/OV-14E [Hussar] [Marksman 1st] [Gunner's Mate 4th] {TCCORE-COE-SM/3-WM-XTT-TIE-MCBS} |