SIN SQUADRON WEEKLY REPORT #108 |
REPORTING OFFICER: Colonel Zekk Terrik |
FROM THE DESK OF THE SQUADRON CMDR |
It was another quiet night in the Sin bunkroom. Jack was cooking for everyone, like usual. This evening all of Sin was having roasted porg for dinner over a bed of Dantooinian rice. Dantooine was well known for its agricultural exports, as all the galaxy knew. Coremy was in his bunk playing his flight sims. Sin's newest addition, a returning member to the fleet, Colonel Wolfe, was studiously working on one of many projects at his desk. The squadron's XO, LCM Robert Hogan, was busy making sure that his bunk had exactly a three inch fold, even going so far as to get out a tape measure and make sure it was accurate down to the centimeter. LCM Firebreaker was busy carefully cleaning his bowcaster. LC Rando was, unfortunatey, nowhere to be seen. Two days ago he thought he had seen a Republic cruiser outside, and had hopped in his TIE Sinister to chase it down. They really needed to have an intervention soon. Zekk felt bad for the Republic cruiser. Zekk always did his best to take care of his pilots, and had even managed to tactically acquire a crate of Zekks On The Beach for dinner this evening from Colonel Hav Antiel's quarters. It would be wasted on him; Hav's unrefined palate couldn't appreciate such pure liquor. As Zekk reclined on the couch, reading the newest issue of Playtwi'lek, the buzzer for the squadron quarters sounded. Without even waiting to be buzzed in, the door opened, and Fleet Admiral Silvius strolled in looking stern. Zekk leapt to his feet, almost certainly so fast with the aid of the Force. ''Tenshun! Commodore on deck!' Zekk shouted. All of Sin, like a well-disciplined machine, stood at attention. Commander Wynand began sweating furiously, certain that his porg was getting dry. Zekk saluted. 'Good evening, sir,' said Zekk. 'To what do we the pleasure of the Commodore's presence in our quarters?' Silvius returned the salute. 'Believe it or not, I'm not here to yell at you,' said Silvius. Zekk relaxed ever so slightly. Finally! Someone else was in trouble! Silvius turned to Zekk's Wookiee friend. 'Lieutenant Commander Firebreaker! Step forward.' Zekk shot a worried glance to Firebreaker. They had both tactically acquired that liquor from Hav's quarters. 'I swear, if Hav's punk ass snitched on us...........' thought Zekk. Stoically, Firebreaker stepped forward. 'Lieutenant Commander, our rotational evaluations have finally concluded. It is with great pleasure that I am here to present you with your new rank badge, and inform you of your promotion to the rank of full Commander. You will receive back pay commensurate with your new rank back to the beginning of this current rotation, and the personal congratulations of the Commodore. Congratulations, Commander!' said Silvius, this time saluting Firebreaker first. Firebreaker let out a Wookiee war cry that shook through the halls of the Warrior as he returned the Commodore's salute. Unable to maintain military discipline and overjoyed for their comrade, they all piled on Commander Firebreaker, the 10th person finally knocking his massive frame to the floor. Silvius let it go as he slipped it out, not wanting to mingle with the lowly line officers. The only person who didn't pile on was Commander Wynand, who seriously basted his porg in anticipation of tonight's raucous feast. |
FLEET NEWS |
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SQUADRON NEWS |
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SQUADRON COMPETITIONS |
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FLEET COMPETITIONS |
Here’s some fleet-wide competitions currently going on: Star Wars Squadrons competitions: TIE Corps Space Superiority 2020
TIE Corps Capital Strike vs AI 2020 (PvE) https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=3184TIE Corps Capital Strike 2020 (PvP Fleet Battles) https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=3183Single players competitions: TCiB assignments for November
Everyone's a Critic https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=3102Ace of the TIE Corps 2020 https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=3093Multiplayer competitions: TIE Corps on the CoOp-Front - 2020 https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=3089TIE Corps on the MP-Front - 2020 https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=3088Art creation competitions: Those weirdos that fly the alphabet fighters need a banner now, let's help them out! Try to make it too, ugh, Rebel.... The TIE Pilot Podcast The podcast created by TIE pilots, for TIE pilots. Interested in being on, or have an idea for the show? Tell us! Please contact COL Zekk Terrik or CM Jack Wynand ASAP! The Hammer needs a patch!
You have until the end of November to design one - with the winner taking either a IS-SR or IS-BR depending on the number of entries.
For a full list of the current competitions: https://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=current |
ACTIVITY |
Flight I [1-1] COL Zekk Terrik
[1-2] CPT Coremy Jertese
[1-3] COL Mordechi Wolfe
[1-4] GN Earnim Branet
Flight II [2-1] LC Rando
[2-3] LCM Favdaukar
[2-4] LT Dune Thrallick
Flight III [3-1] LCM Robert Hogan
[3-2] CM Jack Wynand
[3-3] CM Firebreaker Terrik
[3-4] GN Exar Kit
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CLOSING COMMENTS |
A lot of us earned shinies this week and I see a bit of increased activity...nice work folks! Make Sin proud! COL Zekk Terrik |