Epsilon Report # 112 (2016-04-19)

This report was submitted by CMDR/LC Miles Prower/Epsilon/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


Epsilon Squadron Weekly Squadron Report
#115 – April 10-16, 2016

Leadership:
ISDII Hammer Commodore: High Admiral Anahorn Dempsey
Wing I Commander: Major Narven Task
Squadron Commander/Flight II Leader: Lieutenant Colonel Miles Prower
Flight II Leader: Colonel Gyssler
Flight III Leader: General Dunta Polo

Introduction – From The Desk of LC Prower

Good morning pilots, we have an important mission ahead of us. As you know, we are the prime experts in the science of drinkology, both in the development and the usage of beverages to give us the edge that we need in combat. Whether it’s enhanced reflexes or the ability to bear with being given TIE Bombers for a scramble because they were the only thing left in reserve and surviving. The TCCOM’s one year anniversary is coming up and Kappa Squadron is poised to see to it that they have a monopoly over beverages with their KAPPA HYPE.

That doesn’t sit well with me based on our reputation and based upon my status as a cola connoisseur. Did you know that KAPPA HYPE contains dihydrogen monoxide? Did you also know that dihydrogen monoxide accelerates corrosion? It’s no secret that KAPPA HYPE is a key component in Sludge Torpedoes because of that.

Therefore I have developed a true beverage to be served at the TCCOM’s anniversary, the delicious cans of EPSI COLA that are sitting at your places here in the briefing room. Tastes great, nice and cola and lots of caffeine! But we must go through that great bureaucracy that makes me think General Frown and Lieutenant Colonel Drachen might have some sort of a truce going on, or perhaps it’s just Frown being Frown, because we must go through a taste test. Paperwork and studies are meant for Rebels. We must take action and secure our position as the true beveragemasters of the TIE Corps!

Therefore I will be coordinating with Major Task and High Admiral Dempsey to begin covert operations against KAPPA HYPE. These will be in the form of single-player, multi-player, fiction and art competitions. More information soon to come but in the mean time, have a crawl!

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/KFIQAZpWiqNDgkU_6_8

Also, let us welcome Sub-Lieutenant, now Lieutenant Daniel Ghale who in the short time that he’s seated himself in Epsilon 3-3, has already got his promotion due to some excellent Star Conflict activity and his uniform up to date. We expect great things from you Lieutenant, especially in the wake of the coming Cola Wars.

Roster & Activity

Epsilon Squadron “Death From Above”– Strike
The Dragonkind of Wing I

Flight I Fire Dragons – “Trailblazers” TIE Advanced
CMDR/Flight I Leader – LC Miles Prower
-E-mail activity
-Assisted LT Ghale with acclimation and uniform uploads
-Developed Cola Wars competition framework with our worthy opponent LC Ulrich Drachen
-Went through initial Star Conflict tutorials
-Submitted BSFs
-Medal of Communication; Bronze Oak Cluster awarded

Flight Member 1-2 – LCM Lady Labryinth
-No reported activity

Flight Member 1-3 – GN Dax Corrin
-E-mail activity
-Flew XvT-FREE 228
-Medal of Communication; Bronze Oak Cluster awarded

Flight Member 1-4 – CM Witcher
-E-mail activity
-Medal of Communication; Silver Oak Cluster awarded

Flight II Azure Dragons - “The Emperor’s Will” – TIE Advanced
Flight II Leader – COL Gyssler
-7 Legions of Skirmish for Star Conflict PvE
-Imperial Security Medal Awarded
-Medal of Communication; Bronze Oak Cluster awarded

Flight Member 2-4 – CPT Doc
-No registered activity
-Medal of Communication; Bronze Oak Cluster awarded

Flight III Shadow Dragons – “We Bring The Darkness” – Missile Boat Mk. II
Flight III Leader – GN Dunta Polo
-E-mail activity
-16 Legions of Combat for Star Conflict PvP activity
-10 Legion of Skirmishes for Star Conflict PvE activity
-Imperial Security Medal awarded
-Medal of Communication; Bronze Oak Cluster awarded

Flight Member 3-2 – LCM Hav Antiel
-E-mail activity
-Medal of Communication; Bronze Oak Cluster awarded

Flight Member 3-3 – LT Daniel Ghale
-E-mail activity
-6 Legions of Combat for Star Conflict PvP activity
-5 Legions of Skirmishes for Star Conflict PvE activity
-Promoted from SL to LT
-Updated uniform

Competitions
TIE Corps wide competitions:
• TIE Corps on Patrol (2016) (SP flying)
• Ace of the TIE Corps (SP Flying)
• The Seven Year Glitch (SP flying)
• TIE Corps on Recon (2016) (MP flying)
• Star Conflict - PvP objectives (MP flying)
• MP Ace of the TIE Corps (MP Flying)
• MP Co-op Ace of the TIE Corps (MP Flying)
• TIE Corps vs AI (MP flying)
• Dempsey's Weekly Screenshots (other)
• Expanding the Cartel - Second Quarter (other)
• Sector Battle - Second Quarter (other)
• TCCOM anniversary celebration 2016 - fiction (other)
• TCCOM anniversary celebration 2016 - gfx (other)
• TCCOM anniversary celebration 2016 - SP flying (SP flying)
• TCCOM anniversary celebration 2016 - MP flying (MP flying)

Hammer wide competitions:
• Hammer SP Pilot of the Month (SP flying)
• Hammer MP Pilot of the Month (MP flying)
Epsilon competitions
• Cola Wars (Multi)
• Epsilon SP Ace of the Month (SP flying)
• Epsilon MP Ace of the Month (MP flying)
• Epsilon Weekly Trivia 2016) (trivia)
• Epsilon Scholar of the Month (IWATS)
Closing
Who among us will stake the claim to the title of ‘Cola Commando?’ Find out in our next exciting episode of the COLA WARS!

CMDR/LC Miles Prower/Epsilon/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
GOE/ISMx3/IS-1GW-1BW-4SR-7BR/MoI/LoS-CS/MoC-1poc-2goc-2soc-15boc/CoLx2/CoB/OV-9E [HUSS]
[Trainee] {IWATS-XTT}

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