Commodore HA Dempsey reporting
Report ID: H.AD.012
Report date: April 26, 2015
High Admiral Dempsey sat in her chair looking at the datapad she'd just received. She stared at it. Someone was gonna have to pay for this. Slowly, she started pondering what to do to whoever was responsible for this. There hadn't been a decent flaying in a while, perhaps that would be good. Then again, too bloody, and those stains might never go out. Perhaps a spacing then. It's clean, no mess to worry about. But not much fun either. Then she pondered a rumour she had heard about the Hutts and how they deal with their enemies: a fight between man and Rancor. Or between man and Krayt Dragon. She smiled. That would be entertaining.
A knock on her door bought her out of her ponderings. She sat straight, and hit a button. The door opened and a technician entered the room. She handed him the datapad.
"This one appears to be broken. You brought my replacement?"
Silence before the storm I hope.... April is almost don, then we have to survive May, and then we will utterly destroy the Warrior and have our revenge for last year's loss in RtF. All Hammer pilots have 1 month to prepare themselves!
With last week's promotion of SOO Woody to TCCOM, we had to say goodbye to COL Pellaeon who succeeded Woody as SOO. Congrats to you, VA Pellaeon and welcome back to the admiral's rank!
It does mean though that participation in Hammer on Recon has dropped. I fail to understand why, but if it doesn't get better the competition will either die or change. I still don't get why people fly, submit via the website, and then don't submit for this competition. Oh well, must be me.
More news: well, not really, unless I really missed some stuff. As such, this will be a short report. All that remains is to remind people to send in their pilotfiles for The GoG Games - both the TIE Battle 4 and XW TOD 2 pilotfiles are due no later than Thursday the 30th!
If you wish to take on any of the following positions, send an application to the Squadron Commander (if applicable) and Commodore:
TIE Corps wide competitions:
Hammer wide competitions:
Hammer squadron competitions:
Dempsey's Weekly Riddles
Every week, the report will have a riddle. First pilot to send the correct answer to the mailing list wins. Each victory earns you an IS-BR. Unless it's a 5th victory, you then get a IS-SR. Unless it's a 10th victory, which gives you an IS-GR. A 25th victory will give you an IS-PR!
This week's riddle: The local Aurora Fried Ewok sells its fried Ewok's legs in orders of 6, 9 or 20. What is the largest number of fried Ewok's legs you can NOT order at AFE?
Last week's winner: CM Hawkins
Current standings: AD Woody: 5; LC Clark, CM Hawkins: 2; HA Bonini, GN Pickled Yoda, COL La'an, LC Tempest, CPT Fenn, CM Jast, LCM Doc, LT Archenksov: 1
Hammer on Recon
Submit your StarConflict screenshots to me. For Domination and Beacon Hunt, the highest number of captures wins. For Team Battle and Combat Recon, the highest number of "kills" wins, with assists counting for half a kill (rounded up). Submissions not earning a medal will earn an activity point. First place wins an IS-SW, 2nd a IS-BW (with 2 submissions or more, otherwise IS-BW for first). Submissions earn 4 pts for 1st, 3 pts for 2nd, 2 pts for 3rd and 1 pt for others. At the end of the month, the top 3 MP flyers will earn an IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW. 10 activity points wins an IS-BW and every 50th activity point will earn an IS-SW. Tie breakers: kills for Domination and Beacon Hunt, Captain Kill or pure kills for Team Battle and Combat Recon.
Last week's results:
Final April totals:
Hammer Pilot of the Month
One point per mission flown for the SP part of this competition, and 1 point per LoC for the MP part of this competition. Stats will be taken from the killboards.
Current April SP totals:
Current April MP totals:
Wish I knew what to say, but I don't. Next report will be out on May 3rd.
COM/HA Anahorn Dempsey/ISDII Hammer
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