Theta Report # 28 (2015-03-02)

This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Jarek La'an/Theta/Wing II/ISDII Warrior


Theta Squadron WSR #28
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Another late report on my part, at the present rate it may take several more years to make it to the 100th report - that being said the period has varied greatly with a few key awards and activity. Most importantly I'll be penning the MSE on completion of this report, so all admin that has backlogged during my short LoA over the last week - I say LoA as it wasn't planned or indeed authorised (sorry Frodo!) - should be rectified soon. I've been most remiss in failing to recc Yoda and Marcus for the last reports Thetan Aces IS-BWs. While no further MP since Marcus has ensured that no further awards are due, Yoda's submissions to the Find the COM comp weeks 3 and 4 represent a further two IS-BWs for him - a handy haul and a few bonus FCHG points to add to the pile. In addition I was pleased to note a number of you contributing to the wing and TC groups, please continue to do so!

It was a sad day earlier when it was made apparent that the SOO has been unable to return to active duty. I know Zosite has been a major part of the TC for many years and it's a sad day to see him hit the RSVs - if there's any luck or good fortune then it shouldn't be the last we see of him. In the meantime I'd ask you all to respect the CoC and use the COM for issues and keep the workload of the TCCOM until/when a new SOO is appointed!

Our COM has of course now been found, a cumulative sigh of relief has been issued by all souls on-board the Warrior, and the lunatic is no longer running the asylum. You may be pleased to note that our beloved Bert and his menagerie of cybernetic farmyard animals have been returned to a distant cabin where awkward questions can remain unasked and we can all go about our business without fear of violence or indeed paperwork. I was pelased to see Yoda join me in flying all rounds for the comp and a healthy haul of medals was thrown our way, in addition to MoCs et al from the previous month. It's always rewarding to see them roll in and at least for myself is a great motivator, having done this for a while it's all easy to become jaded - Tempest is a prime example!

Current Squadron Status

1-1 - COL La'an - IRC/Steam/Mail activity, CMDR Duties, WSR/MSE, Flew TIE TC 244 (6 missions), Found the COM, awarded IS-BW/SW/GW/SR, MoC-boc
1-2 - MAJ Nebular – No Contact
1-3 – COL Den Darkhill – Mail activity
2-1 - COL Mark Schueler – IRC/Mail activity, LO, MBs, awarded MoC-goc
2-2 – MAJ Marcus Caine – Steam/Mail activity, 1x IS-BW Pending
2-3 - COL Horus Blackheart - Steam/Mail Activity, awarded MoC-doc
2-4 - COL Torres – Mail Activity, SWTOR
3-1 - GN Gilad Pelleaon - IRC/Steam/Mail activity, awarded MoC-boc
3-2 - CM Keth Aalith – Mail activity
3-3 - COL Handril Madon - Mail activity
3-4 - GN Pickled Yoda - Mail activity, Flew TIE TC-233/244 (10 missions, with 2x Mission HS!), awarded IS-BW/SW x2/GW/BR, MoC-boc, 3x IS-BW Pending

Current Fleet Competitions

All current comps are listed @http://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=current - with the end of the Find the COM comp stay tuned for further ship comps and updates!

Theta Competitions

Thetan Aces ongoing!

Operational Picture

…I'm not going back in there, he's gotten worse since the last time. At least when he was acting in the COMs place he seemed vaguely functional. Now it's back to the same old regime, I tried to deliver a dataslate and nearly lost a hand - that damned droid of his is psychotic, it was like having a targetting sensor track me round the room, soon as I made to place the damn slate on his desk there was a stink like a cesspit and all of a sudden my sleeve was on fire. Ruined a perfectly good uniform jacket, how the hell do I explain that to Stores - I don't think damage due to goat is covered in the exchange policy...

(Lieutenant Doralt, ISD Warrior)

...The intervention seems to have worked, he hasn't flown a sortie in over a week and he even took his attempts to shout at me seriously this morning. I've been sabotaging his desk every day for the last 10 and he's just been brushing it off, finally managed to get a response this morning when the contact adhesive did it's job and he had to use a pair of pliers to snap the stationery off his desk. He must have spent a good ten minutes shouting, but he can do better than that - once he hits the 20 minute point and starts swearing in Huttese and Mandalorian then I think he'll be alright. That being said it's someone else's turn tonight - one session a day is enough for me, I'm more sensitive than I let on...

(Theta Squadron GNs in discussion, Main Hangar, ISD Warrior)

CMDR's Corner

An excellent haul of awards, but MoCs aside it was down to two pilots - I'd happily accept less activity but from a wider spread of you!

Yours aye,

CMDR/COL Jarek La'an/Theta/Wing II/ISDII Warrior
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