Theta Report # 14 (2014-09-15)

This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Jarek La'an/Theta/Wing II/ISDII Warrior


Theta Squadron WSR #14
150945ZSEP14

Another report and more proof that time flies, even if you’re not having fun! I’m happy to note a few positives this weekm with a new addition to our ranks filling the vacant Theta 6 position under Mark. A hearty welcome to MAJ Marcus Caine, a former Grey Wolf vet and comrade of Yoda and Gilad. I’m very pleased to welcome him, particularly as I had no hand whatsoever in finding or recruiting him. I can only assume our reputation is slowly spreading, although whether he is expecting frantic activity or a largely untroubled slumber will depend on who he finds as his wingman…

In addition I’m pleased to see the first LoC since RtF make an appearance, many thanks to Gilad for earning it. I know we flew ourselves silly during the last big comp, but we’re at a stage no where we are going to have to prove that we deserve our honours every week and month. At this stage are we in a good position to defend our titles? Perhaps not, but I remain confident that we’d do ourselves proud, despite the last month or so of relative calm. As you might have noticed I’m not setting a great example, but I am still without internet at home and unfortunately Star Conflict et al can’t be installed on a MoD restricted network even if work had any sort of wifi or 21st century tech!

The Sin and Theta To Your Fighters comp should now have ended, so I hope you took part as encouraged – I almost missed the deadline myself but managed to complete the fiction element relatively quickly. In addition a round of Warrior trivia is still ongoing, so get along to it, rounds take about 2 minutes a week to complete and it’s an easy win in terms of activity – so far we’re well represented but there’s always room for improvement.

Speaking of which, the MSE was submitted late by myself but in any case the only reccs enclosed were for MoCs. If we don’t fly or move things up a notch we’re not going to earn anything for pushing ourselves past that point of inactivity. Thus endeth the sermon…

Finally congratulations from one jealous CMDR to another on his promotion to General, well done Dunta and Epsilon. Well earned particularly in light of time served and the recent SC blitz.

Prima Inter Pares

A first mention to MAJ Marcus Caine who has produced… himself, filling a vacant slot and adding experience to the squadron. If someone on the Phoenix is keeping track I’m happy to see more… welcome MAJ!

Current Squadron Status

1-1 - COL La'an - Mail activity, CMDR Duties, WSR/MSE, Warrior trivia, Submitted fiction to Sin/Theta comp
1-2 - MAJ Nebular – No Contact
2-1 - COL Mark Schueler – IRC/Mail activity, LO Duties, Warrior Trivia
2-2 – MAJ Marcus Caine – Appointed from RSV, Profile pending restoration
2-3 - COL Horus Blackheart - Mail activity, limited availability
2-4 - COL Torres – Mail Activity, SWTOR
3-1 - GN Gilad Pelleaon - Mail activity, Warrior Trivia Round, 1x LoC
3-2 - CM Keth Aalith - Mail activity
3-3 - COL Handril Madon - Mail activity, limited availability
3-4 - GN Pickled Yoda - Mail activity, Warrior Trivia Round

Current Fleet Competitions

All current comps are listed @http://tc.emperorshammer.org/competitions.php?id=current

Theta Competitions

Warrior Trivia continues while the “Theta and Sin To Your Fighters” comp has now ended, with grades and results pending from the COM himself.

Operational Picture

... Do you hear there, all persons knowing the location of Theta CMDR are to report immediately to the Wing Commanders office, COL Frown has requested his immediate presence. COL La’an is reminded that monthly evaluations and WC debriefs represents a mandatory 12 hour discussion backed by a… erm… strategic working plan and action matrix… really? Yes sir, yes sir, I’m listening… COL Frown also requests that Generals Yoda and Pellaeon report their own location for debriefing...

(ISD Warrior, ship’s main broadcast)

...So where is he then? Think he was headed over to the Chal for a squadron command meeting, but that was two days ago, I assume he came back – the Bus is in the hangar, so he must be somewhere. I know he was celebrating someone’s promotion over on the Hammer, but… Wait, I’ve not seen MAJ Nebular either… In fact I haven’t seen anybody. Who am I talking to… oh wait, there’s no-one else here… I’m talking to a mouse droid, gods I need help…

(WC’s Office, ISD Warrior)

…ZOSBOT reports negative return, continuing search pattern and expanding parameters…

(Undisclosed Compartment, ISD Challenge)

…Botini Delta uploading new tasking, tertiary assignment – monitor Warrior WC, ident Frown, rank… searching database, custom entry detected, rank assigned “A-Hole”, logged. Synchronising feed, Botini Alpha reports monitoring underway of primary target, designated TCCOM. Botini Beta reports monitoring underway of secondary target, designated Frothy, rank… searching database, custom entry detected , rank assigned “Overlord””, logged. Target pulse rate indicates awareness of monitoring, activating threat protocols, commencing memory wipe… connection lost… Botini Delta continuing. Detecting auditory input, commence record, tagged “Rant 341”…

(WC’s Office, ISD Warrior)

CMDR's Corner

A hesitant step forwards, more need to follow…

Yours aye,

CMDR/COL Jarek La'an/Theta/Wing II/ISDII Warrior
Commanding Officer, TCCOMs Own Escort Squadron
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