Delta Report # 15 (2013-01-13)

This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


  Delta Squadron Weekly Report #15 2013.01.13 

This week in the report:

  • Commander's notes
  • In the headlines this week
  • Joke of the week
  • Squadron activity report
  • Important Competitions
  • Squadron roster
  • Medals and promotions
  • Wrapping up
     
  •   Commander's notes

    Things are slowing down again. Well, after last week it's hard not to. Fortunately for me, LT Kroan keeps up the flying, so I have something to do. But still, shorty report today :)
     
      In the headlines this week

  • er, not much.

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  •   Joke of the week

    Two women had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

    The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

    "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
     

      Squadron Activity report

    You know the drill - this just shows who did what, assuming I know of it. Usually I will. If you did something that should have been here - send me an e-mail :)

  • MAJ Anahorn Dempsey
    FCHG rank: Archon (4556 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   IRC activity
        »   awarded medals
        »   ran weekly trivia
        »   compiled weekly report

  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
    FCHG rank: none (5 pts)
        »   no contact

  • LCM Shado Fenn
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   5 rounds of weekly trivia

  • GN Gilad Pelleaon
    FCHG rank: Tesserarius (1236 pts)
        »   e-mail contact

  • CM John T. Clark
    FCHG rank: Gallant (242 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   5 rounds of weekly trivia
        »   won Weely Trivia #113

  • LT Kyle Kroan
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   4 round of weekly trivia
        »   flew 3 sorties and returned safely!

  • LT Chris Pape
    FCHG rank: Paladin (306 pts)
        »   no contact

  • COL Jarek La'an
    FCHG rank: Legionnaire (454 pts)
        »   no contact

  • CM Sergeyli
    FCHG rank: Decurion (813 pts)
        »   no contact

  • CM Zeke Freeman
    FCHG rank: Fusilier (95 pts)
        »   no contact
     
  •   Important Competitions

    Competitions are the livelihood of this thing we do for fun. I encourage all of you to enter as many competitions as you want to/can. And just let me know about it! Don't forget to check out the website for more information.

  • Delta's Weekly Trivia
    Each day of the week (Mon-Fri) you will receive an email with a trivia question, same as before. 2 pts for the first correct answer, and 1 pt for 2nd and 3rd. At the end of the week, the one with the most points wins the shiny. As usual, there's extra shinies available for getting a specific number of questions answered correctly.
     
  •   Squadron roster

    Delta Squadron, Wing I, ISD-II Hammer
    Squadron mission: Reconnaissance
    Message Board: http://www.emperorshammer.org/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=128
    Motto Celerant mortalis
    Base ISD-II Hammer
    Site http://deltasquad.emperorshammer.org
    Nickname: Razor of Retribution
    Squadron reports: http://www.emperorshammer.org/unitreports.php?id=145
  • MAJ Anahorn Dempsey, CMDR
  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
  • GN Gilad Pelleaon
  • TBA
  • CM John T. Clark, FL Flight II
  • CT Kyle Kroan
  • LT Chris Pape
  • LCM Varik Kassal
  • COL Jarek La'an, FL Flight III
  • CM Sergeyli
  • TBA
  • CM Zeke Freeman
     
  •   Medals and promotions

    MAJ Anahorn Dempsey - 1x IS-BR (pending), 1x IS-GW (pending)
     
      Wrapping up

    On to grand things, my pilots!

    We're still alive, TIE Corps - eat our ion wash!

    CMDR-PROF/MAJ Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
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