This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
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Things are slowing down again. Well, after last week it's hard not to. Fortunately for me, LT Kroan keeps up the flying, so I
have something to do. But still, shorty report today :)
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Two women had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized
they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't
want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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You know the drill - this just shows who did what, assuming I know of it. Usually I will. If you did something that
should have been here - send me an e-mail :)
MAJ Anahorn Dempsey
FCHG rank: Archon (4556 pts)
» e-mail contact
» IRC activity
» awarded medals
» ran weekly trivia
» compiled weekly report
CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
FCHG rank: none (5 pts)
» no contact
LCM Shado Fenn
FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
» e-mail contact
» 5 rounds of weekly trivia
GN Gilad Pelleaon
FCHG rank: Tesserarius (1236 pts)
» e-mail contact
CM John T. Clark
FCHG rank: Gallant (242 pts)
» e-mail contact
» 5 rounds of weekly trivia
» won Weely Trivia #113
LT Kyle Kroan
FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
» e-mail contact
» 4 round of weekly trivia
» flew 3 sorties and returned safely!
LT Chris Pape
FCHG rank: Paladin (306 pts)
» no contact
COL Jarek La'an
FCHG rank: Legionnaire (454 pts)
» no contact
CM Sergeyli
FCHG rank: Decurion (813 pts)
» no contact
CM Zeke Freeman
FCHG rank: Fusilier (95 pts)
» no contact
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Competitions are the livelihood of this thing we do for fun. I encourage all of you to enter as many competitions as
you want to/can. And just let me know about it! Don't forget to check out the website for more information.
Delta's Weekly Trivia
Each day of the week (Mon-Fri) you will receive an email with a trivia question, same as before. 2 pts for the first correct answer, and 1 pt for 2nd and 3rd. At the end of the week, the one with the most points wins the shiny. As usual, there's extra shinies available for getting a specific number of questions answered correctly.
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MAJ Anahorn Dempsey - 1x IS-BR (pending), 1x IS-GW (pending)
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On to grand things, my pilots!
We're still alive, TIE Corps - eat our ion wash!
CMDR-PROF/MAJ Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
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