Delta Report # 49 (2013-10-06)

This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


   Delta Squadron Weekly Report #49 2013.10.06 

This week in the report:

  • Commander's notes
  • In the headlines this week
  • Joke of the week
  • Squadron activity report
  • Important Competitions
  • Dempsey's Anniversary Bash
  • Squadron roster
  • Medals and promotions
  • Wrapping up
     
  •    Commander's notes

    Yes, my fellow pilots - the moment has finally arrived - the moment most of us have been eagerly waiting for for a very long time - the return of our very own TIE CORPS WEBSITE.

    Here's hoping the improvements the site brings will generate a little more incentive. First of all, the wonderous HTML medal emails have returned / something actually worth keeping when you are awarded a merit medal. If only my MoH could have been delivered in this way....

    It will take some time to get used to your TC PINs again (why those were ever changed is beyond me), and I'll have to get used to my new PIN for all Commander stuff, but I can live with that, I hope you can too!

    Now, onto more issues - first off, I would like to congratulate CM Shado Fenn - after many many attempts he has finally grabbed himself a victopry in the trivia! Excellent job leaving the others behind you!

    This month is memorable for several reasons already. Firstly, as mentioned above, the return of our site. But even more importantly, a rarity has occurred. As you know, monthly activities are evaluated and recognized through the awarding of a Palpatine Crescent or an Imperial Security Medal. And while the Squadron Commander is more likely to receive a higher medal (the Bronze Star of the Empire for example), it is very rare that these be awarded to the flight members of a squadron.
    This month, not one, but two pilots were awarded a Bronze Star of the Empire for their activities, a very rare occurence indeed, and as such worthy of the praise it deserves. So Congrats to you, Kyle Kroan, and congrats to you, John T. Clark, for bagging yourself a Bronze Star! It makes my PC pale in comparison :)

    Lastly this week - there is a few more days left on the Dempsey's Anniversary Bash competitions. All submissions for week 5 should be on my desk no later than october 8, which marks the anniversary of my 1-year commandership of this fine squadron!

    So, let's get to your cockpits and start flying!
     

       In the headlines this week

  • The TC website is back
  • Two Delta pilots awarded a Bronze Star of the Empire for their activity!
     
  •    Joke of the week

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

    The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

    The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"

    The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

    The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
     

       Squadron Activity report

    You know the drill - this just shows who did what, assuming I know of it. Usually I will. If you did something that should have been here - send me an e-mail :)

  • COL Anahorn Dempsey
    FCHG rank: Archon (4760 pts)
    » e-mail contact
    » IRC activity
    » running Dempsey's Anniversary Bash
    » flew 18 missions - eat my ion dust! (XvT TC 78-80)
    » running weekly trivia

  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
    FCHG rank: none (5 pts)
    » no contact

  • CM Shado Fenn
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
    » e-mail contact
    » 5 rounds of weekly trivia
    » winner of weekly trivia #150

  • GN Gilad Pelleaon
    FCHG rank: Tesserarius (1236 pts)
    » e-mail contact

  • CPT John T. Clark
    FCHG rank: Knight (264 pts)
    » e-mail contact
    » participated in Dempsey's Anniversary Bash B,D,F
    » 1 round of weekly trivia

  • CM Kyle Kroan
    FCHG rank: Gallant (203 pts)
    » e-mail contact
    » 5 rounds of weekly trivia
    » passed IU course HTML/1

  • CM Sergeyli
    FCHG rank: Decurion (813 pts)
    » no contact

  • LT Gillead
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
    » no contact
     
  •    Important Competitions

    Competitions are the livelihood of this thing we do for fun. I encourage all of you to enter as many competitions as you want to/can. And just let me know about it! Don't forget to check out the website for more information.

  • Delta's Weekly Trivia
    Each day of the week (Mon-Fri) you will receive an email with a trivia
    question, same as before. 3 pts for the first correct answer, 2 pts for
    second and 1 pt for 3rd. At the end of the week, the one with the
    most points wins the shiny. As usual, there's extra shinies available for
    accumulating set amounts of points.

  • Ace of the TIE Corps
    Each mission flown during a month will count towards your score, with shinies for the top 3 pilots.
    At the end of the year, the TC's Top Gun will win a rare IS-PW!

  • Dempsey's Anniversary Bash
    Six competitions to celebrate my anniversary as Delta commander. See Dempsey's Anniversary Bash section of
    this report for details!
     
  •    Dempsey's Anniversary Bash

    So - I've devised several competitions to celebrate my anniversary, with a heapload of medals to be awarded. Now's the time to claim your prizes!

    This competition will run from today (September 1st) and will last for five rounds, in other words: one round for every report in September. Then the results will be announced on October 8, my anniversary :)

    The first four competitions are for Deltonians only, but the last two are open to everyone in the TC!

    competition A: IWATS
    I will give you two IWATS courses. Each course earns you a score (in percentages). The highest score for each week earns you an IS-BR. At the end of the competition, all scores will be added and the highest totals will be awarded an IS-SR and a IS-BR!

    week 1 IWATS courses: General Leadership and Wookiee Studies
    Be sure to forward me the email stating you passed as I'm still not getting everything!

    competition B: Trivia
    You will get 5 random trivia questions on movies. Each answer earns you a point. The highest score for each week earns you an IS-BR. At the end of the competition, all scores will be added and the highest totals will be awarded an IS-SR and a IS-BR!

    Round 4 answers: bowler hat, James Earl Jones, Arameic, Cenobites, Drag Me To Hell

    21: What was the title of the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
    22: In Dharma & Greg, what did Dharma use for bed when she was young?
    23: What was the nickname of Dexter's serial killing brother?
    24: In Stargate: Atlantis the main power source is known as a ZPM. What does that acronym stand for?
    25: Name the evil parrot in Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated.
    Answers to be submitted to my email address!

    competition C: fiction
    You have until the deadline of October 8 to submit one or more fiction stories. The subject is simple: How you were instrumental in saving Delta Suadron from the enemy! You can submit as many fictions as you like. The winners will receive an IS-SR/IS-BR.

    competition D: flying
    I will give you a free mission for each platform. You can fly just 1, or all 3. Your score will be computed relative to the current high score, and only the highest scoring submission will count. The highest score for each week earns you an IS-BW. At the end of the competition, all scores will be added and the highest totals will be awarded an IS-SW and a IS-BW!

    week 3 missions: TIE free 249: TIE Fighter: Demonstration
    XvT free 166: TIE Fighter: Demonstration
    XWA free 117: TIE Fighter: Demonstration

    competition E: flying (TC wide!)
    I will give you a battle for each platform. You can fly just 1, or all 3. Your score will be computed relative to the current battle high score, and only the highest scoring submission will count. The highest scores for each week earns you an IS-SW or IS-BW. At the end of the competition, all scores will be added and the highest totals will be awarded an IS-GW, IS-SW and a IS-BW!

    week 3 battles: TIE TC 231: Betrayal
    XvT TC 141: Dark Sentinel Operations
    XWA TC 67: The Hunt for the Raptor
    pilotfiles to be BSF'd through your CO as usual, but make sure you fwd me the email just to be sure I get it.
    If your file hasn't been BSF'd on saturday at week's end, email me the pilotfile to make sure it counts!

    competition F: screenshots (TC wide!)
    You will get 5 screenshots from movies. E-mail me with your guesses! Each correct movie earns you points. The highest score for each weeks earns you an IS-SR/IS-BR. At the end of the competition, all scores will be added and the highest totals will be awarded an IS-GR, IS-SR and a IS-BR!

    Last week's answers: Apollo 13, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Showgirls, Karla

    screenshots located on the Message Boards!
    Send answers to my email address!
     
       Squadron roster

    Delta Squadron
    Squadron mission: Reconnaissance
    Message Board: http://www.emperorshammer.org/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=128
    Motto: Celerant mortalis
    Base: ISD-II Hammer
    Website: http://deltasquad.emperorshammer.org
    Nickname: Razor of Retribution
    Squadron reports: http://www.emperorshammer.org/unitreports.php?id=145

    FLIGHT I: The Razor's Edge - Novaculum mortalis

    CMDR COL Anahorn Dempsey
    FM CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
    FM GN Gilad Pelleaon
    FM CM Shado Fenn

    FLIGHT II: The Razor's Touch - Strike first - strike once

    FL CPT John T. Clark
    TBA
    TBA
    TBA

    FLIGHT III: The Razor's Sting - Sine metu

    FL CM Kyle Kroan
    FM CM Sergeyli
    FM LT Gillead
    TBA
     
       Medals and promotions

    Anahorn Dempsey: PC
    Kyle Kroan: BS
    Gilad Pellaeon: ISM
    John T. Clark: BS
    Shado Fenn: ISM, IS-BR
     
       Wrapping up

    This section of the report has been hijacked by a terrorist organization know as N.S.A. The Notorious Slimeballs of Aurora is dedicated to the eradication of all funny stuff in reports. Unfortunately we were unable to hack the Joke of the Week section of this report, but that shall be completed before next week's report. We shall be victorious!

    N.S.A.
     


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